This place sucks. I'm gonna get some nachos or something.
Good for you buddy.
I'm gonna get tired of this, I just know it.
Jesus christ, where the hell are you guys coming from?
It's funny because they won't get an interview.
Don't you guys want to change things up a little bit?
I kick their asses since their dudes kinda suck.
Yup.
Look, let me explain. Ran seems to be able to constantly find me and this region is filled with creeps. Do I really want to be broadcast across the region so that anyone can find me?
What's an Agoir again?
Ah, it's Owful.
Well, that's what happens when you catch an unlucky pokemon.
Well, they are pretty cool in comparison to everything else in this region.
So this is where that psychotic scientist wanted me to go.
AH! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM YOU CRAZY MIDGET?
STOP THAT! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME SO YOU DON'T KNOW HOW I TALK!
Actually, I kinda do. First and foremost, this is no place for a small child that doesn't know correct english and, here is the most important part,
Exactly.
You're lucky that he didn't leave a mountain of corpses behind him.
You don't really deny someone who argues his case with threats of murder.
And I say good for him. He worked for his goal even if he had to be rather pragmatic about it.
How could he what?
What the hell is a Karendi?
About that, how do I hatch it?
Not answering my question.
Ah lovely, I must investigate.
Pretty sure that's the guy that I'm thinking of.
Say tee-hee again and I will punch you in the soul.
She's actually just hiding behind the sign and saying that. It's fun to pretend to have powers.
This is certainly a star.
Sunny Day.
Can't get any further and everything is written in gibberish.
NO U!
Let's dance ham legs.
Oh.. oh wow. That's a Whola? The duck-slime-snake fang beast? Wow.
Some thing were not meant to be.
That thing was terrible.
My dudes are pretty bitching.
Oh good, the christ bird is back.
You know he dead.
ANOTHER MIMICAT!
f***. Why is there always a goddamn tree that has to be cut? It's like I need to have Slappy in my party 24/7 to even get anywhere.
No.
And your hair is terrible.
No.
God no.
Oh piss off.
No, I'm not going to buy anything from you after you attacked me.
THIS MOUND IS POINTLESS!
Dude, you were hiding behind a sheet.
Well, you're an idiot. That has been established.
To be more precise, your guy doesn't use a goddamn move and instead focuses on changing their weather. It's not magical, it's losing because you suck.
I don't think that this thing is as bad as the blue one. However, it still makes me want to drink.
Because you loved Plusle and Minum.
Cookie to Seth Drakin.
Why is that house there? Why can't I investigate?
Oh piss off you stupid bloody cat.
Dum de dum dum dum.
Is it truly worth it?
They're bugs. I don't need to show you them since we've seen them before anyways.
To be fair, there are way too many birds around here.
What.
Kay, that guy is an idiot.
A MIDGET HAS ATTACKED ME!
Well, a small child but they are the same in theory.
Look at him, it's Dat Dawg again!
IMMA CATCH DAT DAWG!
Oh what the hell else was I gonna call it?
I'm where now? I actually got kinda lost.
Look, you can't make up random words to use as a name.
Duck Pyramid. Goes down to some dance.
POW! THE EVILEST SNAKE EVER HAS BEEN STRUCK DOWN!
HOW BLOODY WELL DARE YOU!Oh I am not in the mood for that bullshit.
Well, that's cool. I MUST INVESTIGATE!
Let's hope that things from abroad are cooler than this region.
Where? Horde? What are you babbling about? Where the hell is Horde?
BUT NOBODY EVEN USES THEM! WHY?
Oh goddamn it...
Why does my phone auto pick up?
Yeah, it's some damn moonspeak I would think.
But you are a master of damn moonspeak.
Please stop talking.
Oh god, he's developed a fetish... I can hear him unzipping his pants.
I don't think I can even eat the amount that I want to vomit.
In notSpain?
Huh, she kinda looks like Nami. So maybe I shall leave you... in One Piece!
-YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
*I am so sorry for that.*
Yup.
Well, let's see how critters from elsewhere compare.
That name is too long. Your name is now Santino.
Hmmm. That's actually kinda cool. Perhaps there is hope yet.
Nah.
Huh. I didn't even know there was a city here. I thought that it was one of those mysterious roads that lead nowhere.
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Sorry for the delay getting it up. My internet has been crap lately.