No tree shall ever stand in Brosephs way again!
No.
I SAID NO!
NO MEANS NO! STRANGER DANGER!
I don't even know what that thing on the left is.
Damn, these two are death incarnate.
And yet you want to check them out by getting your ass kicked. Do you have masochistic tendencies or something?
Because the way you ask to interview someone is to assault them. It's not going to win you any friends.
Not happening bro.
A BIRD TRAINER? HOW WILL I OVERCOME THIS?
LOL THUNDERBOLT!
More birds? HOW SHALL I SURVIVE?
Once more, LOL THUNDERBOLT!
Yeah, we're pretty kicking rad if you catch my meaning.
Look at that little lizard, it's so frickin dizzy.
Or drunk, one way or the other.
Tinygon got~! Nicknamed Iggy so cookie to Seth Drakin
Yay.
Well isn't that helpful. The flowers point the way that I don't want to go anymore.
What.
What.
WHY DID I DO THAT? WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT?
what is going on here?How did I get this?
Beavon got~! Nicknamed Beavafever so cookie to ShaolinHandlock.
Well fine, it's not like I haven't beaten tons of you little freaks already.
What in the hell is going on here? I thought that it would be a proper wrestling team, not some horrifying looking Bull and some even worse looking Cow. I'd stab out my memory but my doctor told me that I should stop doing that.
So they're not water types. I don't know why I thought that but I thought it would be a possibility since the bull looks kind of like a Buffalo.
Well, they're unconscious now so you'll have to do some work.
Unlikely. There's a couple of trees behind your ranch and nothing else.
This jungle isn't very black if you ask me.
Well, I guess a little bit of rain could count as black to a pathetic little goth child. Still, hardly black.
Dude, I saw you hiding behind your little tree thing.
Okay seriously, you aren't scaring me.
And it goes
"WOO, WOO, WOO! YOU KNOW IT!"
Bobby huh. Wait... Cool Trainer... Bobby...
Oh I get it.
It serenades him by going "BAAAAAAAAABY" right in whatever Omletees ear is. Terrifying and Omeletto was pissed afterwards.
Look into the eyes of Angst-Owl and despair mortal!
What on earth are you doing?
Kay, little weirded out. He only had three bubel and was practicing his bird calls to lure them in. For what dastardly deed, we shall never know.
Man, that dude looks so happy. Wonder how high he is?
Cookie to Double H.
Totally not some kind of Knife-Bird.
Cookie to Seth Drakin I'll fix up it's name as I accidentally hit the button to finish.
So this guy again.
What, you think that DA POWER!!!! only kills birds? Well he can let them survive if he wants to.
Another to Seth.
Look at the size of that things eyes. They're just horrifying.
Cookie to Shaolin Handlock.
You could have a pokemon cut the grass for you.
The Christ Bird has been got!
Well what else would you call teh Christ Bird?
No explanation whatsoever.
Woo a bridge.
Well, this one time when I lived in Goldenrod I was attacked by a Sudowoodo. That's kind of a tree.
Are you sure? The two bare such a close resemblance.
Cool.
Great, that critter.
It transforms so that is the only suitable name that I know.
Something does bug me, I didn't get a pokedex entry for it.
What in the hell happened?
Well one of mine can. However, I surf on a squirrel so you can suck it.
If you insist.
Yeah, you just be happy about that.
It's not that tall. It's only crotch height on me.
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DOUG NUTS? WHO WOULD CALL THEIR KID THAT?
Do the hop!
That's wonderful for you buddy.
He's not wearing any pants, is he?
All violence is possible when Broseph and his Pain Train commit it.
Wait a second.... That's the exact same thing that the Pokemon Ranger said in Emerald in the exact same spot.
Crazy world huh.What in the hell? Does she want to apologize and have make-up sex? Cause I wouldn't hate that.
I don't know who is talking now. Not sure if I want to know either.
Isn't that were I'm supposed to find that jewel thing?
The who with the what now?
Yeah, good luck with that plan.
You're just as stupid.
WHAT!
THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE! LOOK AT HOW SHOCKED I AM!
Okay, I know that you guys can hear me. Maybe that's why you're talking about me now?
She's totally a Tsundere for me. That's the reason why she's so hostile to me. Although that might be me screwing over the plans even more then they initially were.
Oh now you guys notice me.
Okay, you guys are just being jerks. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Right, it's not like either of you called me up. THIS IS NOT A BOOTY CALL DAMMIT!
Yup, ciao!
TTFN- TA TA FOR NOW!And here I was thinking that I was free from their bullshit. Le sigh.
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Still stuck in the jungle. Hopefully the next update is significantly shorter.