Still so idiotic.
Wait, Ramon is my rival? Since when?
Oooooh, like a puzzle. I'm good at puzzles. Especially Slap Jenga.
I don't know if he said techniques or tactics. It kinda ran together for a tick there.
FOR WIN!
That is just dumb.
DUMB LIKE A MOOSE BROSEPH!Wait, which door is this?
McMahon-Helmsley? SHE IS HISTORIES GREATEST VILLAIN!
She has a voice like Fran Drescher. Not what you'd want in a ninja.
That's what all the hot ninja chicks say.
I'd send out Funkster to fight her but he isn't Master Pain aka Betty yet.
It's like someone puked on MS Paint and saved it.
Damn right, SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON~! delivered multiple Glasgow Kisses for the hell of it.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
RANDALL ATTACKS!
Yeah, Crunch isn't very effective yet deals half SPOOOOOOOOOOONs health.
Thankfully, Snakes have always been vulnerable to lightning. Scientific fact.
Yeah, cookies are nice.
Yeah, it does suck. However....
You need to survive an attack to- well- survive.
Not really mate.
Encore the super effective move that I've used the last two turns. That'll always work.
Well when you encore a super effective move, it's kinda gonna happen like that.
Well, it seems pretty easy at this moment.
As I just said, seems pretty easy. Poison gyms have always been easy anyways.
Why do so many Ninjas have such weird names.
Hmmm. I think it's the evolved form of Sting.
It was body slamming a steel type. I kinda had to make it fair by headbutting it to death.
You want to do what now?
*Baro has seen the anime at least. her name was Duplika and she had the transforming cat. Still, I am pure Broseph and you should accept no substitutes.*
But the door to his room is right there. I can't get lost if it's right over-
OH GOD I GOT LOST!
Yeah. I'm kinda regretting it since he's apparently my rival now.
Well as the great song goes
"YOU KNOW THAT THERE, AIN'T NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH. AIN'T NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH"
Please stop that.BUT I HAVE A SONG IN MY HEART!
Dude, he looks like a dork.
DeDeDe versus Salamas evolved form.
Okay, that isn't too bad. Koga also used toxic and he was the fifth gym.
Okay, that isn't even remotely fair. Sludge Bomb is a high level poison technique and he's throwing it about like it's going out of style. And you know what? Once I beat him, he won't even give the damn TM to me.
He also likes to baton pass when I throw out SPOOOOOOOON! which is as fun as you'd imagine.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Okay, I actually finished it with multiple crush claws.
Still though, Surf and Sludge Bomb? Not cool bro.
And guess what, this guy has levitate which nullifies its 4X weakness to ground types. Usually such a thing would have a fatal flaw but oh no, not in Quartz.
Not very effective yet it still knocked off most of Scoops health and gave him a burn. You know, totally fair for the fifth gym leader.
What other moves could he know to make this completely unfair? A high level fire attack and a high level poison attack.
Yes, now the gym leaders are using full restores. Punched a hole in your screen yet? I'm kinda tempted to at this point.
What.
WHAT! HEAT WAVE! WHAT! IT HAS A BASE POWER OF LIKE 140 OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE f***!Oh f*** you Benito. Poison Gyms suck and so do you.
ROUND 2Baton passed out to Spiny over there so I switched to Da Power!!! I at least got off a Thunderbolt also.
DeDeDe cleans that up also.
And now this ass. Seriously, Full Restore? Not cool you powergaming asshole. Still, we can overcome it.
Fat Bastard over there one shotted Da Power. At least I caused some damage.
Caturn dealt some damage also. Still, it's looking rather bleak since I only have Scoop left now.
Thankfully, he has no more full restores and Scoop knows water gun.
Now that wasn't so bad...
Ninja Bro... I like it.
It makes my mon a masochist?
OH GOD, I MUST LOCK AWAY PEDOBEAR FOR LIFE!
Well, that would be cool IF YOU GAVE IT TO ME AS MY PRIZE TM!
Well, this would have been useful for this fight. But then the game would be giving you a chance and we can't have that.
What. Ramon beat you.... no. no.
NO!
YOU! HAVE! TO! BE! KIDDING! ME!
DAMN YOU RAMON!
Also screw you Benito. Nearly slaughtering my entire team, that is hardly fair. At least Norman has an excuse for being impossible to beat since he had two Slakings and a Viggoroth but you're a bloody poison type trainer.
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Oh you've noticed all of my hate rising? Yeah, it's there. Pasqual should not have known levitate since it negates a four times weakness which should be it's key flaw.
Anyways, as a heads up; I'll be away from the 24th to the 28th so the LP will be on hiatus during that time.