Suprise appearance on tonight's IMPACT **SPOILERS*

[erik316wttn]

PWI Insider is reporting that Lex Luger is scheduled to show up on tonight's IMPACT.

Odds of Hogan looking shocked and asking him "What are you doing here?"

[angryfan]

This...this has to be newz, has to. I mean, I'm glad the man is doing better, God bless him, but unless they're really going for the WCW label, why have a Lex Luger "what is HE doing here?" moment?

[xxshoyuweeniexx]

WHAT'S LEX LUGER DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

[Mayonnaise]

May 3, 2010 11:34:51 GMT -5 angryfan said:

This...this has to be newz, has to. I mean, I'm glad the man is doing better, God bless him, but unless they're really going for the WCW label, why have a Lex Luger "what is HE doing here?" moment?

Thought is, he is going to be apart of the Sting/Hogan segment, trying to get Sting to reveal why he went EVIL!~! given their friendship.

[angryfan]

May 3, 2010 11:42:35 GMT -5 Mayonnaise said:

May 3, 2010 11:34:51 GMT -5 angryfan said:

This...this has to be newz, has to. I mean, I'm glad the man is doing better, God bless him, but unless they're really going for the WCW label, why have a Lex Luger "what is HE doing here?" moment?

Thought is, he is going to be apart of the Sting/Hogan segment, trying to get Sting to reveal why he went EVIL!~! given their friendship.

OK, so Luger is like The Shadow now?

Yes, I feel old for even making that reference.

[Deleted]

Get ready to see those ratings blow up like Vince McMahon's shining wizard to the ring apron.

[erisi236]

Well, Luger is a fresh young talent so it makes sense.

[Turd Ferguson]

May 3, 2010 11:47:52 GMT -5 angryfan said:

May 3, 2010 11:42:35 GMT -5 Mayonnaise said:

Thought is, he is going to be apart of the Sting/Hogan segment, trying to get Sting to reveal why he went EVIL!~! given their friendship.

OK, so Luger is like The Shadow now?

Yes, I feel old for even making that reference.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

LEX LUGER KNOWS!

[Back to being Cenanuff]

So can they afford to pay him to do...whatever he's doing, because he's not wrestling Ron?

[angryfan]

May 3, 2010 12:00:55 GMT -5 Turd Ferguson said:

May 3, 2010 11:47:52 GMT -5 angryfan said:

OK, so Luger is like The Shadow now?

Yes, I feel old for even making that reference.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

LEX LUGER KNOWS!

You know, on that note, they don't have enough radio actor gimmicks these days, I say it's high time we bring it back assuming it ever existed.

No, I have no idea how we'd pull that off, short of matches that take place backstage with no video and only the audio broadcast to the public. We can have the visual part taken care of by having the MCMG's (who aren't really busy with any angles at the moment) holding up placards of some kind in the ring proclaiming that radio is the new phonograph or some such nonsense.

[erisi236]

Actually, can Luger even walk around? I heard he was in pretty bad shape.

[erik316wttn]

May 3, 2010 12:13:15 GMT -5 erisi236 said:

Actually, can Luger even walk around? I heard he was in pretty bad shape.

Maybe he and Flair could be the wheelchair twins?

[Tapout]

Aside from his hilarious botches, I've never marked for Luger.

But if he does actually come on the show, and he puts over Superbrawl Saturday or makes some kind of I DON'T KNOOOWWW reference, I will mark for him for the rest of my life.

[NIXON]

"What's happened to you Stinger? You used to be oneofthebiggestlegendstarseverinthis..GAH!"

[Back to being Cenanuff]

Well, at least BTLS is gone. He'd probably bring Jay Lethal over to Luger in a backstage interview and mention Elizabeth.

[neal]

May 3, 2010 12:10:12 GMT -5 angryfan said:

You know, on that note, they don't have enough radio actor gimmicks these days, I say it's high time we bring it back assuming it ever existed.

No, I have no idea how we'd pull that off, short of matches that take place backstage with no video and only the audio broadcast to the public. We can have the visual part taken care of by having the MCMG's (who aren't really busy with any angles at the moment) holding up placards of some kind in the ring proclaiming that radio is the new phonograph or some such nonsense.

May as weel give them a belt to fight over. Hey TNA, I'm waiting for your call.

[sunwukong]

May 3, 2010 12:13:15 GMT -5 erisi236 said:

Actually, can Luger even walk around? I heard he was in pretty bad shape.

In some interview recently he said he was fully recovered and mobile on his own, but probably would never be able wrestle again.

*insert joke about him not being able to wrestle before*

[Natalya's Ass Fanboy]

May 3, 2010 11:42:35 GMT -5 Mayonnaise said:

May 3, 2010 11:34:51 GMT -5 angryfan said:

This...this has to be newz, has to. I mean, I'm glad the man is doing better, God bless him, but unless they're really going for the WCW label, why have a Lex Luger "what is HE doing here?" moment?

Thought is, he is going to be apart of the Sting/Hogan segment, trying to get Sting to reveal why he went EVIL!~! given their friendship.

This is almost certainly it. He'll likely take a baseball bat beatdown from Sting. Seeing Sting beat up his broken down 'best friend' of 20+ years should solidify him as a heel.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

May 3, 2010 11:32:51 GMT -5 erik316wttn said:

PWI Insider is reporting that Lex Luger is scheduled to show up on tonight's IMPACT.

Odds of Hogan looking shocked and asking him "What are you doing here?"

"I DON'T KNOOOOOW!"

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

Didn't they do this before with Luger and Ricky Steiner?