Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Apr 28, 2010 16:05:08 GMT -5
Can i bet Orton and genetic wrestler #3? Judging by the blue tights in the Jericho death panel, I'm guessing it's supposed to be MacIntyre. Though it definitely looks way more like Heath Slater. Also, I think that's Sheamus in the kilt in the Royal Rumble panel. Here's what I gather the events to be, in order, in issue #1: -Survivor Series 2008: Team Orton vs. Team Batista (hence the guys on the team) -Royal Rumble 2008 (judging by Cena and Triple H at the end) -Judgement Day 2008 or Backlash 2008 (It was definitely one of the two events that featured Taker/Edge before Extreme Rules) -Wrestlemania 24 (Cena/Orton/Triple H, of course) So, I'd say that the guy we can't properly identify is CM Punk on Team Batista, sans tattoos. The guy in the kilt is prolly Rory McAllister of the Highlanders, considering the other one had a bald head. Judgement Day is a BIG WTF for me considering that in that panel where Hawk and Ryder are helping out, Ryder's in his current ring attire rather than the one he had on that night. It's...weird. So from what I gather, this whole comic was written somewhere VERY early on in 2009, considering that for whatever reason, Umaga makes a VERY small appearance in the comic. So...yeah. Hope that settles everything.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Apr 28, 2010 16:12:53 GMT -5
I bet Grant Morrison could make this mess seem awesome. I want to see Frank Miller take a shot. "What, are you dense?Are you retarded or something?Who the hell do you think I am?I'M THE GODDAMN HHH."
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Mesousa
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Post by Mesousa on Apr 28, 2010 16:32:19 GMT -5
So, after all this attention, I was hoping it would be unintetionally hilarious.
I read it yesturday and...I was more like "What, why, how?", in other words, I was confused.
Why was Chris Jericho killed? Why does he look like Chris Masters? Why was there an image of Godzilla Triple H? Why was Rey reading a book that made hyim look like a dumbass?
It's THAT confusing.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 28, 2010 17:56:25 GMT -5
I bet Grant Morrison could make this mess seem awesome. I want to see Frank Miller take a shot. "What, are you dense?Are you retarded or something?Who the hell do you think I am?I'M THE GODDAMN HHH UNDERTAKER." Fixed. And yeah, you're a bad artist when you do a licensed comic and people can't even tell who half the wrestlers are. It's like doing a Star Trek comic, and not being able to tell Bones and Spock apart on the bridge.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 28, 2010 19:46:27 GMT -5
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 28, 2010 19:57:19 GMT -5
Also, for a title called "WWE Heroes", the wrestlers (save for HHH, and Jericho), don't really do anything heroic. Hell, even John Cena, the supposed Superman of the WWE just stands idly by. What the hell?
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Lt. Palumbo
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Apr 28, 2010 20:06:06 GMT -5
Does John Cena have a beard? Yeah, but she got fired last week
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Apr 28, 2010 20:33:27 GMT -5
Also, for a title called "WWE Heroes", the wrestlers (save for HHH, and Jericho), don't really do anything heroic. Hell, even John Cena, the supposed Superman of the WWE just stands idly by. What the hell? Thanks for linking this. Yeah...this comic was painful. PAINFUL. Just typing this review out was hard to do because I had to keep reminding myself every other paragraph that Jericho effin' DIED for no reason. I dunno what that is. A women in refrigerators moment? I dunno. It's REAL bad that this comic even cost four dollars. For Blackest Night, that's worth it. This? No. Never.
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Apr 28, 2010 20:47:21 GMT -5
This comic is hilariously bad
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 29, 2010 0:34:57 GMT -5
At least JR is back on commentary in this comic.
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Post by Monster Under Your Bed on Apr 29, 2010 1:04:57 GMT -5
Does John Cena have a beard? Yeah, but she got fired last week I almost woke my girlfriend with laughter. I could be dead right now.
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Post by luiscurse on Apr 29, 2010 2:27:31 GMT -5
It just occured to me, if Kelly sees her co-worker being murdered in front of her, why would she stay in kayfabe and call him by his ringname? Cause it's Kelly Kelly, So Triple H will be the one to end the Undertaker's undefeated WrestleMania streak. In a comic book. Right before terrorists kill him...... I can't stop laughing. ;D Thats exactly how I pictured WM 30
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Post by JMA on Apr 29, 2010 3:00:16 GMT -5
What is this I don't even
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Post by toonami4life on Apr 29, 2010 15:01:00 GMT -5
HHH will find someway to no sell it and be brought back to life.
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 29, 2010 21:29:04 GMT -5
HHH will find someway to no sell it and be brought back to life. But first we'll see Reign of the Games.
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Post by Raja Lion on Apr 29, 2010 22:28:26 GMT -5
HHH will find someway to no sell it and be brought back to life. and I guarantee he'll be King of Kings
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Post by Arturo Classico on Apr 29, 2010 22:30:41 GMT -5
so how many issues is this comic getting? I really hope it dosen't last till 2011 because I want this to win the gooker!
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on May 1, 2010 5:21:59 GMT -5
This guy really nit-picks far too much, and he apparently makes his photos with a 10-year-old mobile phone, but I guess we can agree that this comic is awful.
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Post by Mozenrath on May 1, 2010 10:05:54 GMT -5
He hears voices in his head, and even he knows this is pretty messed up.
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Post by Chainsaw on May 1, 2010 12:51:16 GMT -5
He hears voices in his head, and even he knows this is pretty messed up. "My head with pain."
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