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Post by neal on May 1, 2010 13:00:24 GMT -5
Okay, I'm going to ignore the story since my mom didn't raise me to make fun of the mentally handicapped, but how hard would it have been to find an "artist" who can draw the wrestlers to look like the wrestlers? Jeez.
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Post by Alex Shelley on May 1, 2010 14:20:23 GMT -5
Bought the second comic last night and just forced myself to read it.
Oh... My God. There is nothing good about this, unless you count unintentional lulz.
I've been spending a lot of time trying to figure out who's who, mostly. On the backstage scene where Big Show looks like he's about to eat Vince, who is that guy standing next to Carlito? When I first glanced at it I thought it was supposed to be Kevin Nash in tights without facial hair. Then I thought it was a terribly drawn HBK, but then I looked over and HBK is in the same picture so it couldn't be him.
Who the hell is that guy?!
Also, the first time they show Umaga I thought it was Abyss because they failed so hard at drawing face paint that it looked like a mask.
Anyone else think it's just a wee bit... Insensitive to keep Umaga in the comic?
My favorite part of the comic, though? Carlito's getting more time in the comic book than he's been on TV all year...
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Post by Sharpy Snow on May 1, 2010 15:40:56 GMT -5
Downloaded the WWE Heroes App on my iPhone today. It's free so why not? They have pencil versions of each panel in it, and I must say, it looks better as in pencil, they don't add the vine like veins and other crap.
In this they have Issue #0. 48 single panels. I'll try and get pics later, but now, if you don't have an iPhone or downloaded it yet, let me break down each panel for you.
01:
ChristianJericho, with an arm that appears to have a lone vine caught under the skin, elbows Randy Orton [With Collection of different smiling skulls tattoo] in the skull. Throught swollen lips Randy shouts "URRFF!"
02: It's revealed they are outside in the woods with ropes a good 2-3 foot away from the mat of the ring based on Jericho and the ring ropes postioning. Jericho, sporting his comic exclusive chain pants and vined up Batista body, taunts Orton. "Throw it in, ORTON! You know........... the TOWEL? I brought one just for you." Orton is stunned to see that he is currently in a match. "JERICHO? Do the world a favor and shut---"
03: Orton unleashs his "transform into Hitler" special as he screams "--UP!!". With the force of his nazi salute, not only does he force Jericho'seyes to shrink as he screams "OOOOFF!!" but he also manages to move his tattoo from his lower to his upper arm.
04: "Easy!" says a shocked 8 foot Jericho. "I just got my teeth capped!". Orton harges forth, with a military unit and two tanks supportng him. A cityscape is seen in the background as one of the tanks flies a red flag. One of the soldiers is sitting on anothers shoulders, which is probably not a smart attacking move.
05: We now join Jericho doing press ups with some ropes pinning him down. Randy Orton, currently consisting of no stomach offers him the words of encouragment "Your dentist should pay me a COMMISSION." This is the first time a ! is not used.
06: [IRAQ.] The blue box is kind enough to inform us that this is actually Tribute to the Troops, in the part of Iraq consisting of lush green parks and futuristic buildings that even the Japanese have built. The army men and one guy in a black shirt tell Orton that "JERICHO SUCKS!" and so it is right to "PUNISH HIM!!"
Chris Jericho attempts to escape this by crawing under the ring steps.
07: [WWE'S ANNUAL TRIBUTE TO THE TROOPS] Says the blue box, as we watch a computer with no Keyboard or Mouse. Randy Ortn has teleported outside of the ring, losing his hair in the process.
08: [MR McMAHON] Sadly, the blue box fails to introduce Big Show, Vince's right hand man, who provides his commentary of the match. "OW! ORTON'S really giving it to him." Vince, looking like TwoFace if you flipped his "ugly" side to make a full face in this shot, answers back with. "BIG SHOW, the main event's up NEXT. I'd suggest you warm up."
09: Big Show questions not as Vince puckers up his lips as he looks up longingly at Show. "These soldiers are out here in the Iraq central park, away from their families and loved ones currently in the modern hotels a few yards away, protecting US.
They're getting the BEST we've got in return.
Now, go STRETCH."
10: Vince looks back smugly at the screen as HBK, Cena and Goldust stretch in the background [Goldust is in the main event!] Rey ju stands there. The 6 foot giant walks off because "Of course, Vince, you're right. I'll loosen up some more."
A mysterious figure stands in the doorway.
11: Yellow eyed Big Show, despite being further away from the door, turns in shock when he heres the voice of an old friend. "That's the right attitude, BROTHER. Whatever it takes to put on a show."
12: "SUPERFLY" JIMMY SNUKA!
Nice flower shirt tre Jimmy.
13: Rey Mysterio and Naked Undertaker are not impressed by Snuka's arrival. The Game, with very very course hair, is quick to step in. "What are YOU doing out here in the middle of the desert? More of a tropical guy, aren't you?" "Sand is sand, brother. Sun is sun."
14: "I was visiting Kabul with another charity organisation when I heard you guys were here." Explains Jimmy to Cena and his skin coloured eye brows. " How could I NOT grab a ride down to say hi?"
15: Magically teleporting and face changing Vince grabs Jimmy, as Cena and Batista smile over this legends appearance. Goldust has seen something far more interesting on the roof odthe tent however. "If I could just steal a minute of your time, Jimmy..." smiles Vince with his vine filled hand. "I've got an IDEA."
16: Standing on the opposite side of the tent from where he pointed, the rapidly shrinking Vince rubs his hands. "We've got Triple H and Big Show scheduled for our main event. Great match, don't get me wrong... But I'd like to make it even more special for our troops."
What is Vince plotting? And more importantly, why were the other guys still getting ready for their match if only HHH and Show are off out to wrestle. Vince what the-
17: HOLY CRAP VINCE WHAT!?!? Is your face melting or something?! Clearly he's too excited to notice.
"You're a LEGEND, Superfly. Those boys out there will go CRAZY once they see you. I know it's short notice... but how would you feel about shaking the main event up a bit?
18: Snuka, now revealed to have no eyes and only has holes where his eyes once were. He says ominously "Brother, I know just what to wear."
Pants and a shirt I hope.
PART 2 COMING IN A BIT SO I DON'T MAKE THIS POST TOO LONG.
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