I Had A Weird Dream Last Night About The PPV

[theryno665]

Last night, I dreamt that I was watching Hardcore Justice with a few friends and a bunch of other random people...and it ended up being one of the most effed up events I've ever seen. Actually, I guess it wasn't the event itself because apparently the actions that transpired were a part of the "pre-show". Anyway, the pre-show featured a few random matches, most of them involving Kane wearing that weird collared apron/tunic thing that Justin Gabriel wore during the first few weeks of NXT, only in black, and going under a different name. Then Not Kane wrestled Luke Gallows, dressed up like some sort of cross between his current gear and Festus. Basically, he looked kinda homeless. My dream self actually marked out at the fact that TNA were somehow resurrecting that horrible "Kane Impostor" angle from a few years back. Then there was a mutli-man tag match, where the pre-match video hyped it up as Kane teaming up with himself to fight clones of himself. But actually, it was just footage from some random indy show in a high-school gym with a bunch of scrubs with kid-friendly gimmicks. Then they showed a montage of Stephanie McMahon promos but overlayed it with some creepy red and black graphics to make her look evil. But out of fear of getting sued, they didn't play the audio. So you just looked at her talking and looking creepy. I then proclaimed it the best TNA PPV ever.

I don't know what the point of this was. I just wanted to get it off my chest.

[________ has left the building]

Drugs are bad..Mmm Kay.

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In actually, the opening's going to go off as normal then it'll cut to the entirety of the TNA and ECW rosters in the ring screaming for three hours while Tazz and Tenay cry in fear. Then TNA is never aired again and it turns out it was nothing but static the whole time.

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Jul 24, 2010 8:32:16 GMT -5 theryno665 said:

Last night, I dreamt that I was watching Hardcore Justice with a few friends and a bunch of other random people...and it ended up being one of the most effed up events I've ever seen. Actually, I guess it wasn't the event itself because apparently the actions that transpired were a part of the "pre-show". Anyway, the pre-show featured a few random matches, most of them involving Kane wearing that weird collared apron/tunic thing that Justin Gabriel wore during the first few weeks of NXT, only in black, and going under a different name. Then Not Kane wrestled Luke Gallows, dressed up like some sort of cross between his current gear and Festus. Basically, he looked kinda homeless. My dream self actually marked out at the fact that TNA were somehow resurrecting that horrible "Kane Impostor" angle from a few years back. Then there was a mutli-man tag match, where the pre-match video hyped it up as Kane teaming up with himself to fight clones of himself. But actually, it was just footage from some random indy show in a high-school gym with a bunch of scrubs with kid-friendly gimmicks. Then they showed a montage of Stephanie McMahon promos but overlayed it with some creepy red and black graphics to make her look evil. But out of fear of getting sued, they didn't play the audio. So you just looked at her talking and looking creepy. I then proclaimed it the best TNA PPV ever.

I don't know what the point of this was. I just wanted to get it off my chest.

dude its good to vent sometimes.when people bottle up stuff like this they eventually burst and start mailing pipe bombs to random folks so in closing im glad i helped un-unibombered you.