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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Jun 10, 2010 15:40:33 GMT -5
-Hulk Hogan will never be allowed near a wrestling promotion again. -Paul Heyman will book every show, along with Jim Cornette. -Somewhere, 4 African American wrestlers will team up to form the New Nation of Domination. -Scott Steiner and Batista will have a talk show where they discuss different topics each week. -Dennis Stamp WILL be booked. -There would be no female wrestlers with implants, since fake boobz are the devil!!! -No WWE "Reject" will be allowed to have a job in the rival company, let alone be put over other companies "home grown talent".
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Post by delurked on Jun 10, 2010 15:46:57 GMT -5
CM Punk would convert everyone with workrate to the Straight Edge Society, drive the rest of the wrestlers out, then lead invasions of TNA, Ring Of Honor, and Chikara.
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Post by DSR on Jun 10, 2010 15:54:12 GMT -5
El Dandy would be hired, pushed to the moon based on that Bret Hart meme from WCW, and then when everyone's tired of it, he'll be doubted, then fired.
Lex Luger will be hired to show up on camera in t-shirts that are too tight every week. He'll also struggle with locked doors and be asked questions to which he does not know the answer.
All of Randy Orton's feuds for the rest of his career will revolve around someone finding poop in a gym bag.
Any unfinished or dropped storyline in wrestling history (WWE or otherwise) will finally have a resolution.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Jun 10, 2010 15:57:15 GMT -5
Every time there's a swerve, Vince Russo's head will pop up in the corner of the screen and say "Toasty!"
Oh yea, CM Punk will use the Pepsi Plunge, much to the chagrin of Triple H, who will be forced to use the Overdrive as a finisher.
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Post by Thrillho on Jun 10, 2010 16:04:57 GMT -5
Judging by the way some people online act when their favourite loses one match, I'd say the ideal IWC promotion should have one golden rule when it comes to booking:
Every single angle should be resolved by the end of every show. No cliffhangers, no making the lesser wrestler look good, and for the love of god, don't ever give the viewer any incentive to watch next week.
Another very important rule:
If someone was popular 10 years previously, they are not allowed anywhere near the ring. Unless they wrestled in ECW, then they must dominate everything in their path.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Jun 10, 2010 16:32:43 GMT -5
I have to admit, I'm sick of the pissing and moaning about everything the WWE does on one hand, and while I'm also excited about the {N}vasion, I'm also bemused with how people have claimed it'll be the impetus for everything from a Cena heel turn to the end of the PG era to what have you. Alright. With that said, let's say a bunch of stereotypical smarks were given complete control over the WWE. How would the WWE look after they were done? How would the 'perfect' WWE be in the eyes of the stereotypical IWC smark? And I apologize for this post being a little bitter, perhaps. If you're sick of pissing and moaning, why are you pissing and moaning? Threads like this make me embarrassed to be a wrestling fan and a wrestlecrapper. All the back handed negativity and back handed elitism has really gotten out of control. Yelling smark all the time is got going to make you feel better and it doesn't make you a better fan.
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Post by The Ichi on Jun 10, 2010 16:34:38 GMT -5
I have to admit, I'm sick of the pissing and moaning about everything the WWE does on one hand, and while I'm also excited about the {N}vasion, I'm also bemused with how people have claimed it'll be the impetus for everything from a Cena heel turn to the end of the PG era to what have you. Alright. With that said, let's say a bunch of stereotypical smarks were given complete control over the WWE. How would the WWE look after they were done? How would the 'perfect' WWE be in the eyes of the stereotypical IWC smark? And I apologize for this post being a little bitter, perhaps. If you're sick of pissing and moaning, why are you pissing and moaning? Threads like this make me embarrassed to be a wrestling fan and a wrestlecrapper. All the back handed negativity and back handed elitism has really gotten out of control. Yelling smark all the time is got going to make you feel better and it doesn't make you a better fan. Agreed. Especially since there's not much "pissing and moaning" going on anyway that I can see. This is the happiest vibe I've gotten from the WWE board since CM Punk's first WHC win.
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Post by Burst on Jun 10, 2010 16:43:58 GMT -5
If you're sick of pissing and moaning, why are you pissing and moaning? Threads like this make me embarrassed to be a wrestling fan and a wrestlecrapper. All the back handed negativity and back handed elitism has really gotten out of control. Yelling smark all the time is got going to make you feel better and it doesn't make you a better fan. Agreed. Especially since there's not much "pissing and moaning" going on anyway that I can see. This is the happiest vibe I've gotten from the WWE board since CM Punk's first WHC win. Eh, in hindsight my OP came off a bit harsher than perhaps I'd intended. It was more of just a spur-of-the-moment annoyance how, even with like you said, the giddiness and optimism prevailing on the board, there were still members insisting on crapping all over it. I guess I'm just sick of predominantly cynical worldviews in general these days, as hypocritical as that may make me at the moment.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jun 10, 2010 17:05:11 GMT -5
I don't think most of us could cope with 100% perfect shows, we'd have nothing much to discuss.
As a result the forum would just be for photo-shopping Raw's new "Batista's face of the week" segment.
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Jun 10, 2010 17:18:40 GMT -5
I'd rehire Batista, and open a "Submit your Batista photoshops" section on his profile page on WWE.com
Re-hire Mickie James and have her feud with Natalya, over who is really Beth Phoenix's lover.
Oh, and for the sake of this feud, Id bump the TV rating to R rather than PG.
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Post by AriadosMan on Jun 10, 2010 18:25:39 GMT -5
No GM.
But if you absolutely HAVE to have a GM, use Batista. Seriously, he could be the pro wrestling version of Tom Cruise's Les Grossman character. He can even promote Divas from "the casting couch!"
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Post by rrm15 on Jun 10, 2010 18:45:06 GMT -5
I don't really need "perfect", but for me RAW ending with Bryan Danielson kicking Cena in the head and Triple H not being around is pretty damn close.
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Post by primetime110 on Jun 10, 2010 19:28:52 GMT -5
Good news = There would never be an deprecation of "insert wrestler name" when he beats punk.
Bad news = punk would never lose.
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Post by CM Dazz on Jun 10, 2010 19:43:59 GMT -5
Inconsistency would be running WILD!!! You'd have a selection of guys pushed for two or three weeks, then slammed back down and up and down and up the card like a f***in' roller coaster.
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Post by dreamer75 on Jun 10, 2010 19:52:10 GMT -5
Art Donovan and Mike Adamle are RAW's announces , "how much dis fella weigh?" will be the new "Vintage"
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Post by badnewsbrownfan on Jun 10, 2010 20:13:47 GMT -5
no more hornswoggle or guest hosts and your new heavyweight champion thats right king kong bundy and for tag champs demolition and of course bring back H.L.A i just thought of something macho man will be the new owner and the fans of the wwe will be treated to monthly concerts of him rapping hahahaha i still dont know who the hell approved of his rap album but i hope they were fired
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Jun 10, 2010 21:04:18 GMT -5
every raw will start with a 20 minutes segment where daniel bryan bury HHH in the mic, and later, in the ring in a 5 minutes squash match
This will be the pattern for all the year, the problem is that now, HHH will be the buried underdog, and bryan the bastard who uses politics. So now, every raw will start with a 20 minutes segment where HHH bury daniel bryan in the mic, and later, in the ring in a 5 minutes squash match
This will be repeated for the rest of our lives, but they will change the actors every 2 weeks because they start to became stale
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Post by hajimenoippo on Jun 10, 2010 21:10:38 GMT -5
Cm Punk vs. Daniel Bryan Power Hour
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 10, 2010 21:32:51 GMT -5
Punk wrestles Bryan forever (forever-ever? Forever-ever!) because neither will be allowed to lose.
After a while, both men will look to the crowd, begging for their own deaths, only to be told to shut up and get back to work.
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Post by mrjl on Jun 10, 2010 21:57:09 GMT -5
Inconsistency would be running WILD!!! You'd have a selection of guys pushed for two or three weeks, then slammed back down and up and down and up the card like a f***in' roller coaster. and it wouldn't be because "people disagree" it would be because that's as long a winning streak as people can seem to tolerate without claims that a the guy on the streak is being pushed to hard.
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