Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
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Post by Burst on Jun 10, 2010 12:15:03 GMT -5
I have to admit, I'm sick of the pissing and moaning about everything the WWE does on one hand, and while I'm also excited about the {N}vasion, I'm also bemused with how people have claimed it'll be the impetus for everything from a Cena heel turn to the end of the PG era to what have you.
Alright. With that said, let's say a bunch of stereotypical smarks were given complete control over the WWE. How would the WWE look after they were done? How would the 'perfect' WWE be in the eyes of the stereotypical IWC smark?
And I apologize for this post being a little bitter, perhaps.
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anglarite
Don Corleone
...enchantment!
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Post by anglarite on Jun 10, 2010 12:30:21 GMT -5
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Chris Jericho and CM Punk would hold all the belts, all the time, and they only would feud with each other.
Cena and Triple H would job their asses off.
Bryan Danielson would be crowned GOD.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2010 12:31:22 GMT -5
My perfect WWE would require breaking the laws of space and time - 1991's WWF as the A show with 1992's WCW as the B show.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 10, 2010 12:33:28 GMT -5
People would be constantly pushed and depushed since, and this seems to be a strange concept for some, not everybody has the same opinion.
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Post by mf2010 on Jun 10, 2010 12:39:14 GMT -5
My perfect WWE would require breaking the laws of space and time - 1991's WWF as the A show with 1992's WCW as the B show. Amen. |
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Post by playoldgames on Jun 10, 2010 12:43:58 GMT -5
First PPV: To be held in the ECW Arena, Philadelphia
Bryan Danielson vs John Cena - Pure Wrestling Rules
CM Punk vs Hornswoggle - Hell In A Cell
Chris Jericho vs HHH - Iron Man Match, booked so that Jericho can get every single loss back in one go.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Jun 10, 2010 12:45:57 GMT -5
John Cena vs. Smart Marks with both hands tied behind Cena's back, fans bring the weapons
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barley96
Dennis Stamp
This is the biggest Mickie James mark
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Post by barley96 on Jun 10, 2010 12:53:30 GMT -5
HHH, John Cena, The Great Khali, and Hornswoggle would be delegated to WWE Superstars. Chris Jericho, CM Punk, AmDrag, and Low Ki would dominate the main event scene.
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AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Jun 10, 2010 12:57:29 GMT -5
NXTvasion will NOT end the PG era. I guarantee this.
It may, however, serve as a "bridge" to a transition between Cena and Orton as top face.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jun 10, 2010 12:58:56 GMT -5
Haku - WWE Champion
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Post by thuschongswing on Jun 10, 2010 12:59:32 GMT -5
Samoa Joe, Elijah Burke/The Pope, and Alex Shelley would be brought into the WWE from TNA and immediately made into main eventers. Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase Jr., and Drew McIntyre would become jobbers. CM Punk becomes THE man in the company, and has a Hulk Hogan-esque World title reign. Chris Jericho wins the other World belt, and has a similarly long reign, as well. The Miz and MVP pretty much stay as solid midcarders. Bryan Danielson enters a non-stop feud with CM Punk, and they would always have a 60 minute Iron Man match on EVERY PPV. John Cena and Triple H would be made to look like fools at a constant basis. And there you go.  |
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barley96
Dennis Stamp
This is the biggest Mickie James mark
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Post by barley96 on Jun 10, 2010 13:05:48 GMT -5
Samoa Joe, Elijah Burke/The Pope, and Alex Shelley would be brought into the WWE from TNA and immediately made into main eventers. Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase Jr., and Drew McIntyre would become jobbers. CM Punk becomes THE man in the company, and has a Hulk Hogan-esque World title reign. Chris Jericho wins the other World belt, and has a similarly long reign, as well. The Miz and MVP pretty much stay as solid midcarders. Bryan Danielson enters a non-stop feud with CM Punk, and they would always have a 60 minute Iron Man match on EVERY PPV and a 30 minute match every week.John Cena and Triple H would be made to look like fools at a constant basis. And there you go. FIXED. |
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Post by Shameful_Lobsterhead on Jun 10, 2010 13:05:51 GMT -5
Hammerstein Ballroom NIGHTMARE
Main Event: Bryan Danielson vs. John Cena
-30 Iron Man Hardcore Match, Fans bring the weapons
Cena can't use the AA or 5 Knuckle Shuffle.
Michael Cole vs. JR
If Cole wins or loses he has to go announce w/ Taz and Tenay for TNA; but the catch is he has to perform or he gets murdered by the ECW faithful.
CM Punk vs. Triple H
-CM Punk's Pepsi Plunge is now legal to use. Triple H loses he must join the S.E.S. and shave his head and mustache / chops combo completely off.
Eli Cottonwood, Great Khali, Big Show, Undertaker vs. Hornswoggle.
-All 4 men are in the same ring at the same time, Hornswoggle has no offensive maneuvers.
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Post by chunkylover53 on Jun 10, 2010 13:54:41 GMT -5
The first thing I would do is merge all the titles. There would be 3 sets of champions roaming both Smackdown and RAW - The WWE champion, the IC champion, the Tag Team champions. NXT would be replaced with only Women wrestlers and I'd also recruit female wrestlers from the Indies and Japan. You would have half the female roster with divas, while the other half with actual wrestlers, the best of both Worlds.
I would get rid of FCW and not have a farm terrotory. I would only hire wrestlers with experience, like they did in the 80s and 90s.
Most of the NXT guys would be repackaged as tag teams with matching attire and double team moves to beef up the tag team division.
Daniel Bryan I would keep his current push in tact.
I would get rid of the guest host thing entirely, as well as the stupid skits they have.
More wrestling of course.
For the love of God, get rid of Hornswoggle!!! He has no business on the roster.
I would give the World Wildlife Fund money to use the "WWF" initials on re-released DVDs and keep them the way they were as they were live.
Randy Savage would be inducted into the Hall of Fame ASAP.
The content of the WWE would be similar to 1996, not over the top raunchy like 1998/1999, but not kiddified like today. Just some smidgen of edge.
Thats all I have for now.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 10, 2010 14:49:04 GMT -5
It would look about bankrupt.
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Post by peltier on Jun 10, 2010 15:03:46 GMT -5
I'd have Howard Finkel doing all the announcing.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Jun 10, 2010 15:19:11 GMT -5
Everyone would be heel, and belts would never change hands, and even then would only be on PPV, and there would only be one a year.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Jun 10, 2010 15:23:28 GMT -5
Step 1. Sell to Zuffa LLC. Step 2.  ? Step 3. Profit. Look , I use to be a huge smark who thought he could fix everything wrong with the wrestling world but I've grown up since then and now know that I can't. So I mine as well sell the company to someone would hopefully use it for some actual good. |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jun 10, 2010 15:28:19 GMT -5
it would be a disaster
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Post by ani on Jun 10, 2010 15:28:36 GMT -5
Bob Danger's 10 "Wrestlemandments"
1. Hulk Hogan...OFF OUR SETS!
2. Everybody wrestles under their original names.
3. Self-referential mentions to past events ALL DAY BABY!
4. John Cena put to death on live PPV. Still survives (can't always get want we want.)
5. BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
6. More matches featuring guys named Kenta.
7. Every interview is a shoot interview...even the shoot interviews.
8. Ugly guys are not only encouraged, they're welcomed.
9. Japan LARAITOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'D to America.
10. Joel Gertner...president of everything.
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