Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 11, 2010 12:49:45 GMT -5
OK, maybe this belongs in the games thread, I don't know. If it does, it'll liokely get moved.
The title says it all: Recast your favorite movies by using current and former WWE superstars. Only requirement is that you keep it relatively clean by forum standards and that anyone you use is still alive.
Also (and I am kinda directing this at myself because I am EXTREMELY prone to doing this), do NOT use this thread as a way to bash other superstars or other films or other posters. This is intended for fun, not flaming.
With all that being said, start working!
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CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on May 11, 2010 12:52:58 GMT -5
Easy one.
The Big Show replacing Andre the Giant in The Princess Bride.
If he were still alive I'd also say Eddie Guerrero as Inigo Montoya.
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Post by Jobes on May 11, 2010 12:53:43 GMT -5
How about a TNA one? The Band, Hogan, Flair, and Sting in Grumpy Old Men.
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on May 11, 2010 12:54:53 GMT -5
Stone Cold Steve Austin in Die Hard.
Santino Marella in Borat.
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Post by toonami4life on May 11, 2010 13:15:44 GMT -5
Lord of The Rings
Starring Rey Mysterio as Frodo Baggins
Kofi Kingston as Samwise Gamgee
Santino Marella as Gollum
The Undertaker as Gandalf the Grey
John Cena as Aragorn
Chris Jericho as Saruman the White
Randy Orton as Boromir
Kane as The Witch King
Evan Bourne as Meriadoc Brandybuck
Yoshi Tatsu as Peregrin Took
Shawn Michaels as Elrond
Bret Hart as Isildur
Mickie James as Arwen
Trish Stratus as Galadriel
The Big Show as Treebeard
and Hornswoggle as the Hobbit sentry the Nazgul behead when they enter the Shire.
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Post by dreamer75 on May 11, 2010 13:33:51 GMT -5
Steve McMichael as Mongo in Blazing Saddles (warning language)
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Post by Jeremy on May 11, 2010 13:43:51 GMT -5
Add a language warning to the Mongo video ^.
Evan Bourne in Top Gun
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Post by Shameful_Lobsterhead on May 11, 2010 14:00:41 GMT -5
As a kid this was one of my favorite movies and now it's a dirty little secret of mine but Mr. Nanny, it's so bad it's good.
And here is the cast, using more modern day celebs.
Sean Armstrong (Hulk Hogan) = Triple H Burt Wilson (Sherman Helmsley) = Bill Cosby ;D Alex Mason Sr. (Austin Pendleton) =Jack Nickelson Alex Jr. (Robert Gorman) =Moises Arias Kate (Madeline Zima) =Dakota Fanning Tommy Thanatos (David Johansen) =Robert Englund ;D
and have Mother Love herself reprise her role as the maid.
That would be one hell of a train wreck but awesome to watch ;D
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 11, 2010 14:12:30 GMT -5
Easy Ryder.
Zack Ryder in the Peter Fonda role. Curt Hawkins in the Dennis Hopper role. And for some reason, Todd Grisham in the Jack Nicholson role.
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Post by valley22 on May 11, 2010 14:29:27 GMT -5
Roadhouse featuring John Morrison
Top Gun with Jericho as Iceman
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Post by Alex Shelley on May 11, 2010 14:34:16 GMT -5
Randy Orton as Donnie Darko.
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Post by Hakumental on May 11, 2010 14:37:58 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels as Elrond Bret Hart as Isildur I can't let this get no-sold. Brilliant. ;D
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Post by Matt Dunn on May 11, 2010 14:48:33 GMT -5
Do former Superstars count?
Rush Hour with R-Truth and Funaki.
Nutty Professor with Mark Henry, Big Daddy V, and Shelton Benjamin.
Turner and Hootch with Evan Bourne and "Dog Faced Gremlin" Rick Steiner
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Post by Fauxnaki on May 11, 2010 14:54:30 GMT -5
The Wizard of Oz:
Big show - dorothy
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Post by Matt Dunn on May 11, 2010 15:09:59 GMT -5
The Wizard of Oz: Big show - dorothy Wizard Of Oz: Dorothy------------Mickie James Tin Man-------------Vince McMahon (no heart)*** Cowardly Lion-----Chris Jericho ("Lionheart" hahaha) or Big Show due to size alone Scarecrow----------Sid (he only has half the brain a normal person does) Great and Powerful Oz---Vince McMahon in a dual role ('Cause he's Vince McMahon, dammit!!!) ***I avoided making the MVP joke b/c medical conditions aren't funny.
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Post by Bo Rida on May 11, 2010 16:19:05 GMT -5
Kane as that guy from Memento as I'd love to see him try and piece his past together.
Some cheap ones: Sheamus as Casper. HHH as Pinocchio Vladimir Kozlov as Ivan Drago (Rocky 4) Serena as Natalie Portman's character in "V for Vendettta".
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2010 16:27:40 GMT -5
Pulp Fiction
Booker T= Jules Goldust= Vince Mark Henry= Marcellus Batista= Butch CM Punk= Drug dealer guy
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 11, 2010 16:58:09 GMT -5
Office Space:
Peter - Matt Hardy Michael - Slam Master J Samir - Daivari (too obvious?) Lumbergh - CM Punk Joanna - Mickie James (Lumbergh f***ed her) Tom - Hacksaw Jim Duggan Bob Slydell - Chris Jericho Bob Porter - Big Show Milton - Funaki Lawrence - Matt Striker "O-Face" Drew - Miz Brian - Zack Ryder
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Post by Alex Shelley on May 11, 2010 17:09:11 GMT -5
Breakfast Club, as all males:
Bender (criminal) - John Morrison (...I couldn't come up with anything better and they both have long hair) Andy Clark (athlete) - Jack Swagger Claire (princess) - Ted Dibiase Jr Allison (basket case) - Randy Orton Brian (nerd) - Cody Rhodes The Principal - CM Punk
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Post by fw91 on May 11, 2010 17:37:20 GMT -5
BASEketball Coop-Edge Reemer:Christian Squeak: Cody Rhodes Baxter Cain: Vince Mcmhaon Ted Denslow: Pat Patterson Bob Costas and Al Michaels: Mike Adamle and Michael Cole
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