Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 11, 2010 21:01:40 GMT -5
The Wizard of Oz: Big show - dorothy Wizard Of Oz: Dorothy------------Mickie James Tin Man-------------Vince McMahon (no heart)*** Cowardly Lion-----Chris Jericho ("Lionheart" hahaha) or Big Show due to size alone Scarecrow----------Sid (he only has half the brain a normal person does) Great and Powerful Oz---Vince McMahon in a dual role ('Cause he's Vince McMahon, dammit!!!) ***I avoided making the MVP joke b/c medical conditions aren't funny. this quite clearly is the best one so far, but where's toto or any of the witches? |
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Post by RI Richmark on May 11, 2010 22:11:20 GMT -5
I still want Triple H as Thor...
And John Cena as Captian America...
And Michelle McCool as She-Hulk
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Post by celticjobber on May 11, 2010 22:12:04 GMT -5
Clerks:
Bret Hart as Dante
Shawn Michaels as Randall
Mickie James as Veronica
Melina as Kaitlin
Bryan Kendrick as Jay
Paul London as Silent Bob
CM Punk as Willam Black
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Post by biggdeez40 on May 11, 2010 23:51:06 GMT -5
Star Wars
Evan Bourne as Luke
Randy Orton as Han Solo
Great Khali as Chewbacca
Goldust as C3P0
Santino as R2D2
MVP as Lando
Shawn Michaels as Yoda
Undertaker as Darth Vader
William Regal as Gov Tarkin
Vince as the Emperor
Not sure which diva makes the best Leia (maybe Layla)
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The Possum
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Post by The Possum on May 12, 2010 0:18:07 GMT -5
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie:
-Spongebob Squarepants: John Cena
-Patrick Star: Tommy Dreamer
-Squidward: Chris Jericho
-Mr. Crabs: Vince McMahon
-Pearl: Stephanie McMahon
-Sandy Cheeks: Mickie James
-President of the Jellyfishing Club: Daniel Bryan
-The Flying Dutchman: Goldust
-Plankton: Funaki
-Plankton's Computer: CM Punk
-Gary: Batista
-Mermaid Man: Pat Patterson
-Barnacle Boy: Erik Watts
-Narrator: Michael Cole
The Rugrats Movie:
-Tommy Pickles: Stone Cold Steve Austin
-Chuckie Finster: Bret Hart
-Phi DeVille: Shane McMahon
-Lil DeVille: Stephanie McMahon
-Angelica Pickles: Eric Bischoff
-Dill Pickles: Kane
-Stu Pickles: Mick Foley
-Drew Pickles: Triple H
-Spike: Chris Jericho
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Post by Citizen Grimm on May 12, 2010 0:24:22 GMT -5
Let's see here....
Batista as the Terminator in the original movie.
Tremors
John Morrison as Val
Shawn Michaels as Earl
CM Punk as Burt
Beth Phoenix as Heather
Natalya as Rhonda
Michael Cole as Nester
Yoshi Tatsu as Chang
The Miz as Melvin
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Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on May 12, 2010 0:30:29 GMT -5
Star Trek (2009)
John Cena as James T. Kirk
CM Punk as Leonard McCoy
Chris Jericho as Spock
Alicia Fox as Uhura
Yoshi Tatsu as Hikaru Sulu
Sheamus as Montgomery Scott (would ya prefer Drew McIntyre, fella?)
Santino Marella as Pavel Chekov
Randy Orton as Nero
Triple H as George Kirk
Stephanie McMahon as Winona Kirk
Shawn Michaels as Sarek
The American Badass Undertaker as Captain Pike
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deancubed
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Post by deancubed on May 12, 2010 0:44:32 GMT -5
Interview With The Vampire - the more I type this the better I think it sounds:
Joey Styles as Daniel Malloy
Shawn Micheals as Lestat de Lioncourt (although Chris Jericho is of course a fun option as well)
Edge as Louis de Pointe du Lac
Vickie Guerrero as The Widow St. Clair
Maria Kanellis as Claudia
Armando Alejandro Estrada as Armand (or HHH if you don't want the comedy factor in his stage performance)
The Great Khali as Santiago
Featuring Vince McMahon in a cameo as The Piano Teacher
With...
Paul Bearer as The Pall Bearer
Carlito as Carlos The Plantation Overseer
Micheal Cole as News Anchor
Good Ol' JR and CM Punk as The Bums
The WWE Divas as Random Whores Throughout History
The WWE NXT Rookies as The Paris Vampire Troupe
Mickie James as The Mortal Woman On Stage That Gets Naked And Then Eaten
At the end of the film, instead of Sympathy For The Devil as the last song, the soundtrack will be "My Time Is Now" by John Cena ("You can't see me - my time is now" is OBVIOUSLY about vampires)
A sequel must be made featuring John Morrison taking over the role of Lestat to become a vampire rock star also sounds like a kickass idea.
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 12, 2010 3:50:02 GMT -5
The Big Lebowski
Dude Love aka Mick Foley as The Dude
Big Show as Walter
Paul London as Donnie
1996 Goldust as Jesus
Kathie Lee Burchill as Maude
Jim Ross as The Big Lebowski
Todd Grishim as Brandt
Kelly Kelly as Bunny
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And_5400
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Post by And_5400 on May 12, 2010 4:41:02 GMT -5
Have Santino be Don Corleone in The Godfather.
Iron Shiek as Tony Montana in Scarface. "Fakk you assasin, I make you humble!!!" Bang Bang Bang.
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Matt Dunn
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It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on May 12, 2010 4:49:19 GMT -5
Wizard Of Oz: Dorothy------------Mickie James Tin Man-------------Vince McMahon (no heart)*** Cowardly Lion-----Chris Jericho ("Lionheart" hahaha) or Big Show due to size alone Scarecrow----------Sid (he only has half the brain a normal person does) Great and Powerful Oz---Vince McMahon in a dual role ('Cause he's Vince McMahon, dammit!!!) ***I avoided making the MVP joke b/c medical conditions aren't funny. this quite clearly is the best one so far, but where's toto or any of the witches? Oh, I couldn't think of any others. Let me try. Wicked Witch---Vickie Guerrero Glenda the Good Witch---Molly Holly Toto---Trish Stratus on all 4's, barking like a dog The Mayor of Munchkin City---Rey Lollipop Guild---Hornswoggle, Dink the Clown, and Little Boogey |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 12, 2010 6:58:21 GMT -5
The Dark Knight Batman - John Cena Joker - Edge Harvey Dent - Randy Orton Alfred - William Regal Rachel Dawes - Maria Gordon - Vince McMahon Lucius Fox - Tony Atlas Sal Maroni - Santino Marella Lau - Yoshi Tatsu Prisoner on Boat - Zeus  My sig also has a suggestion. ahaha |
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Post by Raja Lion on May 12, 2010 7:27:53 GMT -5
Inglourious Basterds
Dusty Rhodes as Lt. Aldo Raine
Trish Stratus as Shoshanna
Vince McMahon as Col. Hans Landa
John Cena as Sgt. Donny Donowitz a.k.a The Bear Jew
William Regal as Lt. Archie Hicox
Michelle McCool as Bridget von Hammersmark
Daniel Bryan as Pvt. Fredrick Zoller
Vladimir Kozlov as Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz
Kofi Kingston as Marcel
Santino Marella as Hitler
Randy Orton as Goebbels
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on May 12, 2010 8:23:15 GMT -5
I remember in a previous thread I came up with a Willy Wonka one.
Willy Wonka- Ric Flair
Charlie Bucket- Charlie Haas
Violet Beauregarde- Maria
Veruca- Melina
Mr. Beuregarde, or whoever Violet goes to the factory with-Santino
I can't remember the rest of my choices, but with Maria's ditzy character I thought it would be funny to see her as the girl that balloons out into a blueberry, with Flair cutting a promo about how he hasn't gotten it right yet. Santino and Maria were paired up when I first came up with it, so his reactions would have been good too.
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