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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on May 4, 2010 6:18:36 GMT -5
A few weeks ago, Sheamus interrupted HHH's big goodbye to HBK. Last night, he interrupted Cena's announcement of the match stipulation at OTL. Maybe they should make that his new gimmick: the guy that spoils the big reveal. I could totally see him lurking in the shadows, waiting for someone to propose to their girlfriend in the arena, just to come out and bicycle kick the guy and say "she's just not that into you fella".
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Post by Mozenrath on May 4, 2010 6:46:45 GMT -5
Some teen is trying to get to second base with his girlfriend in the back of the car while Sheamus shines a flashlight at them, giggling and rocking the car up and down as they tell him to cut it out.
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Post by dreamer75 on May 4, 2010 10:44:12 GMT -5
Sheamus is the real "F***ing Gary Oak"!
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 4, 2010 10:49:44 GMT -5
For a bachelor party, a bunch of guys get their buddy a giant cake with a stripper in it. Unbeknownst to them, Sheamus took out the stripper and hid in the cake. When it was time for the big reveal, Sheamus jumps out of the cake and bicycle kicks the bachelor.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on May 4, 2010 10:53:04 GMT -5
Some teen is trying to get to second base with his girlfriend in the back of the car while Sheamus shines a flashlight at them, chanting "OI, OI!" and rocking the car up and down as they tell him to cut it out. Adjusted for the greatness that was "OI! OI!" during the Batista "I'm the Man" segment last week. |
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Post by Mozenrath on May 4, 2010 10:54:06 GMT -5
For a bachelor party, a bunch of guys get their buddy a giant cake with a stripper in it. Unbeknownst to them, Sheamus took out the stripper and hid in the cake. When it was time for the big reveal, Sheamus jumps out of the cake and bicycle kicks the bachelor. "Enjoy your big day, fella!" Or instead of hiding in the cake, he stripped naked , wore a white ski mask, and pretended to be frosting. |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 4, 2010 10:55:01 GMT -5
For a bachelor party, a bunch of guys get their buddy a giant cake with a stripper in it. Unbeknownst to them, Sheamus took out the stripper and hid in the cake. When it was time for the big reveal, Sheamus jumps out of the cake and bicycle kicks the bachelor. "Enjoy your big day, fella!" Or instead of hiding in the cake, he stripped naked , wore a white ski mask, and pretended to be frosting. You sir, owe me a new computer monitor. |
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Post by Soultastic on May 4, 2010 10:58:31 GMT -5
Some teen is trying to get to second base with his girlfriend in the back of the car while Sheamus shines a flashlight at them, giggling and rocking the car up and down as they tell him to cut it out. I'd like it more if he powerbombed the car off a cliff. |
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Post by silentangel5001 on May 4, 2010 11:11:00 GMT -5
For a bachelor party, a bunch of guys get their buddy a giant cake with a stripper in it. Unbeknownst to them, Sheamus took out the stripper and hid in the cake. When it was time for the big reveal, Sheamus jumps out of the cake and bicycle kicks the bachelor. omg!! i laughed so hard and then my brain kind of melted at that disturbing thought |
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Post by Push R Truth on May 4, 2010 11:58:53 GMT -5
Sheamus is the new Hassan.
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Post by Ash Kingston on May 4, 2010 12:04:01 GMT -5
Sheamus is the new Hassan. So, wait, hold on a sec, here...  + = ... |
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Post by Das Einhorn on May 4, 2010 12:04:05 GMT -5
Your wife is giving birth when all of a sudden Sheamus bursts out of her womb and bicycle kicks the doctor.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 4, 2010 12:05:47 GMT -5
For a bachelor party, a bunch of guys get their buddy a giant cake with a stripper in it. Unbeknownst to them, Sheamus took out the stripper and hid in the cake. When it was time for the big reveal, Sheamus jumps out of the cake and bicycle kicks the bachelor. I'm now convinced that he did this to Drew McIntyre. |
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on May 4, 2010 12:08:53 GMT -5
Are any Divas pregnant? Or any wrestlers' wives? Because that would be a great way to start a feud there!
Doctor: "Mr. Kingston, you're the proud father of a beautiful baby..." *BICYCLE KICK!!!*
Kofi: "What? What is it doctor?!?"
*SECOND BICYCLE KICK*
Of course, Sheamus will have to develop some sort of thumbs-up to the camera. Cheesy, but still heelish...
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on May 4, 2010 12:40:45 GMT -5
He should hang around TV studios for soap operas and stuff.
"Ridge, I'm having an affair with..." *BICYCLE KICK*
"Rick?"*
*This joke brought to you by The Soup.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 4, 2010 13:17:53 GMT -5
If only he was around during the Higher Power angle.
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Post by Steveweiser on May 4, 2010 13:37:45 GMT -5
Sheamus c**kblocked McLovin!!!
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Post by Yami Daimao on May 4, 2010 13:45:54 GMT -5
For a bachelor party, a bunch of guys get their buddy a giant cake with a stripper in it. Unbeknownst to them, Sheamus took out the stripper and hid in the cake. When it was time for the big reveal, Sheamus jumps out of the cake and bicycle kicks the bachelor. "Oi! Looks like what is yours..." *puts on sunglasses* "...now is mine, fella." instantsfun.es/csiHe then proceeds to spike Tiffany's drink, marries her in a Vegas drive-through, and then we have ourselves a new power couple. |
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Post by Christianv2 on May 4, 2010 14:03:56 GMT -5
For a bachelor party, a bunch of guys get their buddy a giant cake with a stripper in it. Unbeknownst to them, Sheamus took out the stripper and hid in the cake. When it was time for the big reveal, Sheamus jumps out of the cake and bicycle kicks the bachelor. "Oi! Looks like what is yours..." *puts on sunglasses* "...now is mine, fella." instantsfun.es/csiHe then proceeds to spike Tiffany's drink, marries her in a Vegas drive-through, and then we have ourselves a new power couple. This would be AWESOME. |
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Post by Raul on May 4, 2010 14:06:08 GMT -5
Sheamus and Drew McIntyre, "This moment is over", or something.
Fill it in
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