Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 15, 2010 19:18:38 GMT -5
a guy in a bear suit.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jul 15, 2010 19:29:39 GMT -5
Before we see what happens, we get cut to a black limo, as someone walks to the door as a hand extends from the window, then we get cut to the JOB Squad backstage
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Jul 15, 2010 23:09:17 GMT -5
Gillberg accidently bumps into Barrett and the Nexus, who beat him down. Gillberg proceeds to pee his pants.
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Jul 16, 2010 6:51:17 GMT -5
Vince McMahon then fires Gillberg who then gets escorted out by R-Truth dressed as Sandman Simms. Commercials.
When we get back, Cole and Lawler are hyping a huge main event match between John Cena and Hulk Hogan!..
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Post by "The Bantam" Rob Boss on Jul 16, 2010 7:26:06 GMT -5
However, as John Cena is currently lacking a head (it exploded during the orange shirt explanation) he is forced to use Al Snow's Head, which displeases the J.O.B. Squad.
Cena-Head um.... head for the ring but are stopped by an oddly-dressed Hulk Hogan.
Hogan: "Cena, brother...I got sumthin to say to you, brother...
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Mesousa
Unicron
It slips off, slips off~
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Post by Mesousa on Jul 16, 2010 7:54:50 GMT -5
Hogan then took off his disguise to reveal that it's...GILLBERG! He spears Cena, as Cena oversells it so hard that...
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 16, 2010 8:09:40 GMT -5
he falls down and explodes Power Rangers style. Gillberg celebrates and is then RKOd by "The Viper" Charlie Orton!!! Charlie celebrates...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 16, 2010 11:27:57 GMT -5
and is pedigreed by trish stratus, who then proceeds to pedigree every member of the nexus and....
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jul 16, 2010 11:52:39 GMT -5
...and then goes to pull a big bag out from underneath the ring. She opens said bag to reveal hundreds of Sega Genesis consoles. Trish starts hurling the Sega Genesises (Genesi?) at fans in the audience until...
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Mesousa
Unicron
It slips off, slips off~
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Post by Mesousa on Jul 16, 2010 13:52:12 GMT -5
A giant Nintendo 64 Taka Drivers her and does a Spinarooni...
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Post by Predator McBroski on Jul 16, 2010 15:40:17 GMT -5
and pulls of its mask to reveal..
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Jul 16, 2010 19:10:38 GMT -5
It's Jim Ross! BAH GAWD KEENG! He then cuts a heel promo on the crowd...
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jul 16, 2010 20:01:19 GMT -5
...and proceeds to throw his hat on the ground, only to do an Undertaker pose, the lights turn blue and then the lights go out, when they come back on, Oh my!!!...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 16, 2010 22:35:47 GMT -5
JR has been buried in a big pile of fruity, fruity, DELICIOUS, BAH GAWD FROOTY!!!!! SKITTTLES!!!!
the person responsible for this is, of course, none other than....
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 16, 2010 23:05:23 GMT -5
Michael Cole: Brock Lesnar! It's Brock Lesnar, King! And he's in a dress!
Jerry Lawler: And take a look at Brock's puppies!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 16, 2010 23:08:34 GMT -5
they're ROTTWEILERS!!!!! the dogs immediately start sniffing each others butts and peeing on the floor but are stopped by....
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 16, 2010 23:44:53 GMT -5
Michael Cole: Big Bossman, King!
Jerry Lawler: And he's manhandling the whole roster!
Michael Cole: I've never seen the Big Bossman manhandle the whole roster like this before!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 16, 2010 23:45:56 GMT -5
in response, vince mcmahon's head explodes AGAIN!!!!
after a lenghty commercial break, bossman....
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Post by Barrock on Jul 17, 2010 0:13:38 GMT -5
Introduces his new wife Ashley Massaro who wants a title shot. But not for the womens title...
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 17, 2010 0:16:54 GMT -5
Instead she wants to challenge for the long vacant Women's Tag Team titles from years and years ago! She then introduces the tag team partner that she has selected in order to help her win these belts. They are...
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