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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jul 17, 2010 2:33:32 GMT -5
the T-Shirt Vendors! They're out to give everyone the Nexus "Big N" t-shirt for everyone to wear. But they're rudely interrupted by...
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 17, 2010 3:48:00 GMT -5
Marc Mero with the Badd Mero Blaster...
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Mesousa
Unicron
It slips off, slips off~
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Post by Mesousa on Jul 17, 2010 7:42:33 GMT -5
...shooting out A LOT of Johnny B. Bads!
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Post by Predator McBroski on Jul 17, 2010 11:43:08 GMT -5
suddenly, a man standing alone, with a face so rapelike, it caused mr mcmahons head to explode with the force of Hiroshima.. it was Michael freakin' Tarver. Tarver proceeds to...
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Post by "The Bantam" Rob Boss on Jul 17, 2010 12:24:32 GMT -5
KO himself after looking at his own reflection in a mirror. Of course, "Dashing" Cody Rhodes takes exception to Tarver's use of his mirror, leading to a series of matches involving a teapot, a giraffe and a...
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Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Jul 17, 2010 13:20:03 GMT -5
box, the box explodes to reveal Triple H who pedigrees Tarver and Rhodes, commercials.
After the break, Santino Marella is hard at work preparing for his grudge match with...
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Post by who throws a shoe?! on Jul 17, 2010 13:21:59 GMT -5
Santina Marella....
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Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Jul 17, 2010 13:29:22 GMT -5
Santino loses by roll-up and he gets frustrated, he tries to trash up the ring like the Nexus but as he goes for Justin Roberts, Roberts pulls off his mask to reveal The Big Show who then chokeslams Santino.
Suddenly the lights go out...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 17, 2010 13:46:03 GMT -5
And when they come back on it's Mr. McMahon after his head resolidifies. He tells us that CM Punk has failed wellness and is wished well in his future endeavors.
Meanwhile, Kizarny is
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Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 17, 2010 14:16:11 GMT -5
shown riding a 25 cent horsey outside a convenience store. A kid tries to ride it but Kizarny shouts "it's my hobbity horse! Mine!"
KIZARNY COMING SOON!!!
"In the ring, from Battle Creek, Michigan, CHUCK HAAS DAM!!!" Charlie Haas does his best RVD impression as he is in jobber mode here. "His opponent, from your worst nightmare...
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jul 17, 2010 15:06:17 GMT -5
Rosie O' Donnell dressed as Triple H...
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Post by "The Bantam" Rob Boss on Jul 17, 2010 16:42:38 GMT -5
...who is also dressed as Rosie O'Donnell...
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Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 17, 2010 17:08:44 GMT -5
Unfortunately someone forgot to tell them that the universe can only handle one Rosie O Donnell at a time. Thus it begins to collapse upon itself which causes a rift in the space time continuum and opens up a parallel universe. Suddenly Triple H is face to face with Hornswoggle, except this dimension's version is eight feet tall, five hundred pounds, brimming with muscles, and married to that dimension's boss's daughter who happens to be...
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jul 17, 2010 17:09:17 GMT -5
... she/he/she begins to rap the william regal rap, with new lyrics that reference the news of Spain winning the world cup, only for Rosie O'Hemsley to pedigree herself, causing a black hole that sucks the whole WWE Universe into a black hole, which takes them five minutes back in time...
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jul 17, 2010 17:12:57 GMT -5
and Hornswoggle breaks the forth wall, doing a "WTF" face...
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 17, 2010 17:16:03 GMT -5
Randy Orton wakes up in a cold sweat. End of RAW.
Next week. Vince McMahon greets us. "Good evening..."
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 17, 2010 17:22:33 GMT -5
..."The WWE is proud to announce that the Ultimate Warrior has resigned a 100-year contract with the company"
Smoke fills the arena, and Warrior appears and says to the crowd:
"In its design, Destrucity represents a constellation existing in the heavens which symbolizes the "Eight Disciplines" by which Warriors choose to live their lives. Brought to existence by the destinies of those willing to die for their Beliefs, brought to exist as a place where people live by Belief in the evolution of their Higher Selves-constantly evolving toward a completion of their chosen destiny-all with strength in the denial of "System Beliefs"-the very Beliefs that amplify differences in and create rights, wrongs, judgments, and opinions of people, places, and things."
The crowd then pelts the ring with garbage. Warrior tells the crowd that
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Post by "The Bantam" Rob Boss on Jul 17, 2010 17:26:39 GMT -5
...He's the man, a man's man, and he listens to Mannfed Mann.
Out comes Jericho, with his band Fozzy in tow, who take exception to the Mannfred Mann love - Y2J picks up a mic and begins to sing:
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jul 17, 2010 18:03:04 GMT -5
Before he can sing, Triple H pedigrees him, takes the mic and sings "I want it that way" by the Backstreet Boys
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jul 17, 2010 18:16:24 GMT -5
Warrior attempts to interrupt HHH's singing with more of his Destrucity spiel, but gets a Pedigree for his troubles. But, just when Trips thinks the Warrior is down & out, he gets right back up (ala Wrestlemania XII) and starts beating up HHH. He positions The Game for a Gorilla Press, when all of a sudden, a bright flash appears.
After the bright flash, who should appear in the ring suddenly buuuuuut....
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