Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 17, 2010 19:20:22 GMT -5
"Primetime" Elix Skipper!!!
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Jul 17, 2010 19:25:06 GMT -5
who will be facing Triple Haas in a Hell in a Cell match up next!
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 17, 2010 19:28:46 GMT -5
Commercial.
When we return, Skipper has HHHaas in a chinlock. HHHaas passes out. Skipper wins and is awarded the Cruiserweight title! The real Triple H then comes in and...
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Post by >(straightedgepunk)< on Jul 17, 2010 19:41:22 GMT -5
... smashes Skipper in the back of the head with a sledgehammer. Triple H proceeds by giving Triple HHHaas the pedigree. The from under the ring, HHHornswaggle (complete with mutton chops) attacks HHHaas with a hammer. Triple H points to HHHornswaggle and says...
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jul 17, 2010 19:50:14 GMT -5
HHHornswoggle!!! GET THE TABLES!!!
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 17, 2010 20:31:18 GMT -5
HHH and HHHornswoggle set up two tables. HHH Pedigrees HHHaas while HHHornswoggle Pedigrees Skipper. The lights go out. When they go back up, HHH and HHHorny are beaten down. Standing over them are Stevie RicHHHards and HHHBK SHHHawn MicHHHaels...
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jul 17, 2010 20:48:22 GMT -5
*Message Tone*
Cole: Oh My! It's a message from the GM!
*Reads the message*
Cole: The GM has instructed me to tell you, HHH, HHHornswaggle, Stevie RicHHHards and HHHBK are going ONE-ON-ONE with the UNDA-TAKAHHH!!!
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 17, 2010 20:51:22 GMT -5
"King of Kings" and out comes Under-takaHHH dressed in HHH trunks much to the horror of the crowd. Triple H wins by pinning Under-takahhh and subsequently Pedigreeing and pinning everyone else. The referee awards him with the Big Gold Belt to no one's excitement. And everyone's confusion. We cut to the back...
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jul 17, 2010 20:56:07 GMT -5
We see Santino give William Regal a solid fued-building promo...
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jul 17, 2010 20:57:17 GMT -5
When we find out that Boris Alexiev has kidnapped Santino and proceeds to Suplex everyone...
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Post by "The Bantam" Rob Boss on Jul 17, 2010 21:13:22 GMT -5
including himself, causing him to break his own FREAKIN' neck and leading to him being written out of action for a least a year.
With no comic relief on RAW, the company is forced to hire...
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 17, 2010 21:17:19 GMT -5
The currently unemployed former cast members of Mad TV! Of course the crowd is definitely not down with this and attempts to leave in droves. They are however blocked off by...
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jul 17, 2010 21:18:13 GMT -5
Ralphus, Norman Smiley and Bastion Booger who have a secret surprise later
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 17, 2010 21:22:55 GMT -5
the other member of the triple h battle royal, TRISHHH STRATUS!!!!
but before she can get in the ring, she is pedigreed by....
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 17, 2010 21:24:27 GMT -5
Hollywood Hulk Hogan! He blows out his knee in the process. The ref does the "X" and they have to improvise a finish which sees Triple H winning by eliminating SHHHeamus. Commercials...
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 17, 2010 21:27:44 GMT -5
when we come back, guest HHHost RicHHHard Belzer is telling CHHHris JericHHHo that he must defend the HHHardcore CHHHampionsHHHip against....
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 17, 2010 21:29:30 GMT -5
The letter H itself! This leads to a giant cardboard H being carried out to the ring by a bunch of random men. These men happen to be...
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jul 17, 2010 21:31:09 GMT -5
Spirit Squad minus DolpHHH Ziggler...
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Matt Dunn
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 17, 2010 21:32:09 GMT -5
as well as Horace, Hardcore Holly, Hernandez, Heidenreich, and Hiroshi Hase...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 17, 2010 22:04:58 GMT -5
and triple h pedigrees them all, causing vince mcmaHHHon's HHHead to explode yet again. commercial.
wHHen we come back, essa rios is HHHaving a HHHeated discussion witHHH....
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