MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 17, 2010 22:22:58 GMT -5
The Mexicools. It seems that Kerwin WHHHite hired both of them to clean his pool and both Rios and the group aren't happy about splitting paychecks. Eventually Juventud gets fed up with Essa and whacks him in the face with a nearby...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 17, 2010 22:23:39 GMT -5
sledgehammer, causing triple h to come out and....
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
Posts: 1,620
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jul 18, 2010 4:02:10 GMT -5
yells "Mr. Sledgehammer, you slut! How dare you cheat on me?!?" Triple H slaps the sledgehammer out of spite
Triple H takes the Walk Of Shame when...
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OB91
Team Rocket
Posts: 988
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Post by OB91 on Jul 18, 2010 8:53:56 GMT -5
he gets tripped over by Snitsky who is prompted to say "That wasn't my fault." Commercials
When we're back, Sheamus is in a match with Haashi Tatsu...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,509
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 18, 2010 10:42:26 GMT -5
and both are pedigreed by jbl, who removes his mask to reveal....
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 18, 2010 12:39:02 GMT -5
Bradshaw? Yes, JBL was apparently just Bradshaw in an elaborate disguise. Who would have thunk it? Bradshaw than begins to cut a shoot style promo about how JBL sucks and that he was nothing more than a terrible gimmick bestowed upon him by the Powers That Be that they only stuck him with because they didn't think he had enough personality on his own, which simply confuses the audience. He then says from now on he is going to go by his birth given name...
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
Posts: 5,596
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 18, 2010 14:28:09 GMT -5
Bradley Shawshank.
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Post by "The Bantam" Rob Boss on Jul 18, 2010 14:54:31 GMT -5
, a surfer from California who was abandoned by his parents at birth, leaving him with only a surfboard and a small dog called "Cow".
Bradley Shawshank thus hates...
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OB91
Team Rocket
Posts: 988
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Post by OB91 on Jul 18, 2010 15:31:18 GMT -5
Bicycles, his dad stole his when he ran or cycled away. He then wins a squash match against a Cyclist who unmasks to be...
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
Posts: 5,596
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 18, 2010 15:32:36 GMT -5
Bradley's father, Barry Windham!
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Post by Fishbone is Marshall Law on Jul 18, 2010 16:45:40 GMT -5
Barry Windham arrives in the ring carrying the exhumed corpse of Andre the Giant.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,509
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 18, 2010 20:35:15 GMT -5
this causes triple h to pedigree himself.
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Das Einhorn
Bubba Ho-Tep
WC's biggest BACON mark
Posts: 527
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Post by Das Einhorn on Jul 19, 2010 2:19:38 GMT -5
Windham connects the corpse of Andre to a marionette and begins rudely dancing the funky chicken which enrages....
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
Posts: 1,620
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jul 19, 2010 2:41:39 GMT -5
The Big Show since he sees his "dad" 's dead corpse as a puppet.
Big Show starts to cry over how Andre The Giant is being treated when...
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
Posts: 1,620
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jul 20, 2010 12:48:19 GMT -5
*out of character break*
Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, to get some snacks!
*back to the thread*
Windham connects the corpse of Andre to a marionette and begins rudely dancing the funky chicken which enrages....
The Big Show since he sees his "dad" 's dead corpse as a puppet.
Big Show starts to cry over how Andre The Giant is being treated when...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,509
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 20, 2010 16:28:34 GMT -5
bart gunn starts hopping to the arena on a pogo stick only to be blindsided by....
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jul 20, 2010 16:53:39 GMT -5
Butterbeans right fist.
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Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
Posts: 5,596
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Post by Matt Dunn on Jul 20, 2010 16:56:17 GMT -5
Then, Peter Krause from 6 Feet Under comes out, in character as Nate Fisher, retrieves Andre's corpse and has Barry arrested. Bradley Shawshank says "why, dad, why?" He then laughs and removes his mask to reveal Ron Simmons. He then says "DAMN!"
Cut to commercials.
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Post by Predator McBroski on Jul 20, 2010 20:18:57 GMT -5
When we return, Mr Socko is cutting a promo on...
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Jul 20, 2010 21:09:42 GMT -5
Rikishi.
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