So Rey Mysterio won't even job to drowning now?

[noleafclover1980]

Hey Rey.. if your lungs filled with fluid, you'd be dead buddy.

[Alex Shelley]

R-Truth no sold an explosion!

[Tyfo]

Jack Swagger's lifeless body is possibly floating in the Gulf right now, but all they can talk about is Rey.

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I like I said during Smackdown:

Damn you Rey! Quit making a career off of "Doing it for (insert dead person here)!

[8-BitAssassin]

Aug 6, 2010 22:49:05 GMT -5 Alex Shelley said:

R-Truth no sold an explosion!

So did Vinnie Mac... o wait....

[The Genesis of KoOS]

He did die, that is just the second Rey Mysterio just like the original Ultimate Warrior died when he got locked inside the casket.

[husti]

Fools. This is how Rey really beat the water.

[Randy Barber 4-Life]

Know that report a day or two ago that most of the oil leaked into the Gulf by the oil spill has disappeared?

That was Rey.

He went on a non-stop repeating 619 and created a giant oil funnel, and then 619'd the funnel into outer space.

[Alex Shelley]

Aug 7, 2010 0:42:59 GMT -5 Randy Barber 4-Life said:

Know that report a day or two ago that most of the oil leaked into the Gulf by the oil spill has disappeared?

That was Rey.

He went on a non-stop repeating 619 and created a giant oil funnel, and then 619'd the funnel into outer space.

f***ing Rey. He totally buried Oil Spill.

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Aug 6, 2010 23:02:42 GMT -5 Tyfo said:

Jack Swagger's lifeless body is possibly floating in the Gulf right now, but all they can talk about is Rey.

That really cheesed me that they didn't mention Swagger at all last night.

Personally, I'd love to see Swagger get revenge somehow, but he'll never get the chance.

[cabbageboy]

Swagger is mucho buried. Like scary, this guy is about to get released level of buried. How sad is it that I didn't even notice he wasn't on Smackdown last night? Has anyone had a stranger career path than Jack Swagger? The guy was largely buried on Raw doing nothing, not even winning the US title. Then he wins MITB and does the usual cowardly cash in, only to start jobbing to everyone in non titles matches. Curiously he did get 1 PPV win over Orton.

I thought Rey's promo was hilariously bad. Kane actually did him a favor doing a chokeslam into a body of water, rather than simply chokeslamming him on the dock concrete.

[sybaku]

Aug 7, 2010 10:35:55 GMT -5 cabbageboy said:

Swagger is mucho buried. Like scary, this guy is about to get released level of buried. How sad is it that I didn't even notice he wasn't on Smackdown last night? Has anyone had a stranger career path than Jack Swagger? The guy was largely buried on Raw doing nothing, not even winning the US title. Then he wins MITB and does the usual cowardly cash in, only to start jobbing to everyone in non titles matches. Curiously he did get 1 PPV win over Orton.

I thought Rey's promo was hilariously bad. Kane actually did him a favor doing a chokeslam into a body of water, rather than simply chokeslamming him on the dock concrete.

? How is Swagger buried to the point of being released? Honestly its like some people don't know what buried is, MVP is buried, Masters is buried, Tatsu, Ryder etc are buried.. Swagger has missed one Smackdown to sell getting dumped in the ocean (despite Rey appearing which arguably was a little dumb) but until Swagger starts jobbing to everyone else instead of just Rey I really doubt he is "buried" to the point of release

[AriadosMan]

Swagger was buried before his world championship run.
Swagger was buried during his world championship run.
Swagger was buried after his world championship run.

I think its safe to say WWE doesn't believe in him as a viable long-term champ, Rey or no Rey.

[pink]

Aug 6, 2010 23:54:20 GMT -5 husti said:

Fools. This is how Rey really beat the water.

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}And then God and Moses jobbed to Rey in a Handicap match.

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But Swagger is a certified lifeguard. He's probably just circumnavigating the world.

[Shannon Gay]

Rey is a necrophiliac!

[Nexus' Shogun]

Aug 6, 2010 23:54:20 GMT -5 husti said:

Fools. This is how Rey really beat the water.

EPIC

[Mozenrath]

Aug 7, 2010 9:12:41 GMT -5 @jdogindy said:

Aug 6, 2010 23:02:42 GMT -5 Tyfo said:

Jack Swagger's lifeless body is possibly floating in the Gulf right now, but all they can talk about is Rey.

That really cheesed me that they didn't mention Swagger at all last night.

Personally, I'd love to see Swagger get revenge somehow, but he'll never get the chance.

In their defense, they did say Swagger screwed up Rey's ankle, but they didn't mention it much. Probably since Rey remembered to sell it all of twice.

Was sort of surprised Rey actually sold being scared of the coffin.

[waluigi]

If a weakling like Chavo didn't die, why would Rey? It doesn't take much to have more stamina than Chavo

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I love how the only time Swagger has ever looked strong was on ECW.