*Spoiler* What will happen at Summerslam

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John Cena turns on RAW and drops the leg drop on Morrison.

Josh Matthews comes to ring to interview Cena

Josh Matthews: John Cena, excuse me. Excuse me. What in the world are you thinking?
John Cena: Matthews the first thing you gotta do is to tell these people to shut up if they want to hear what I've gotta say.
Josh Matthews: I have been with you for so many years for you to join up with the likes of these seven men absoulutely makes me SICK to my stomach! And I think that these people here and a lot of people around the whole wrestling world have had just about enough of this man and this man and you want to put yourself in this group? You've gotta be...kidding me!
John Cena: Well the first thing you've gotta realize brother is that this right here is the future of wrestling. You can call this the Nexus of wrestling brother. These seven men came from a great big organization up north and everybody was wondering about who the mystery general manager was. Well who knows more about that organization than me brother?
Josh Matthews: I've been there and done that. You have made the wrong decision in my opinion.
John Cena: Well let me tell you something, I made that orgainization brother! I made the people rich up there. I made the people that ran that organization rich up there. And when it all came to pass, the name John Cena, the man John Cena got bigger than the entire organization brother! And then Vinny Mac amigo, he wanted to talk turkey with John Cena. Well Vinny Mac promised me movies brother. Vinny Mac promised me millions of dollars. And Vinny Mac promised me world caliber matches. And as far as Vinny Mac, Triple H and entire WWE Universe goes, I'm bored brother. That's why I want these seven guys here, these so called Nexus, these are the men I want as my friends. They are the new blood of professional wrestling and not only are we going to take over the whole wrestling business, with John Cena, the new blood and the monsters with me. We will destroy everything in our path Matthews.
Josh Matthews: [refering to the increasing garbage being thrown in the ring] Look at all of this crap in this ring! This is what's in the future for you if you want to hang around the likes of this man Tarver, and this man Barrett.
John Cena: As far as I'm concerned, all this crap in this ring represents these fans out here. For two years brother! For two years, I held my head high. I did everything for the charities. I did everything for the kids. And the reception I got when came out here, you fans can stick it brother. Because if it wasn't for John Cena, you people wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for John Cena, Triple H would still be selling meat from a truck in Minneapolis. And if it wasn't for John Cena, all of these "Johnny come latelys" that you see out here wrestling wouldn't be here. I was selling the world out brother while they were bumming gas to put in their car to get to high school. So the way it is now brother, with John Cena and the Nexus Organization of wrestling brother, me and the new blood by my side. Whatcha gonna do when the Nexus runs wild on you? Whatcha gonna do?
[Grabs Matthews]
John Cena: What are you gonna do?
Josh Matthews: Hey, don't touch me! Don't touch me, I'm going to see the lawyers! Michael, Matt, Jerry, Dammit let's get back to you!
Micjael Cole: All right. We have seen the end of John Cena. For Jerry "The King" Lawler, for Matt Striker, For Josh Matthews, I don't know...I'm Michael Cole. John Cena, you can go to hell! We're outta here. Straight to hell.


Source: Rajah.com

[Matt Dunn]

Randy Orton grows out his hair, starts wearing Crow face paint and a trench coat and hangs out in the rafters. And he jobs to Cena at next Summerslam.

[Arturo Classico]

Aug 2, 2010 15:27:13 GMT -5 Matt Dunn said:

Randy Orton grows out his hair, starts wearing Crow face paint and a trench coat and hangs out in the rafters. And he jobs to Cena at next Summerslam.

I'd rather see Cena in the Crow role feeling betrayed by Jericho and HHH for revealing they are the true leaders of Nexus. So Cena says he let down the WWE universe and wont come back in the ring till he discovers what he did wrong. I see Cena far better than in the bad guy role also it would humble not make him Superman anymore and I guess I always see Cena as being a lot like Sting and he needs a revamp badly as his current character isn't quite working so making him darker would be cool but no facepaint, obviously I get this was a joke thread but honestly it would be cool to see Cena in more of an anti-hero role as it would suit him more than his babyface role and that way kids will still buy his crap and older fans will gain respect for him.

[Matt Dunn]

Aug 2, 2010 15:40:14 GMT -5 Arturo Classico said:

Aug 2, 2010 15:27:13 GMT -5 Matt Dunn said:

Randy Orton grows out his hair, starts wearing Crow face paint and a trench coat and hangs out in the rafters. And he jobs to Cena at next Summerslam.

I'd rather see Cena in the Crow role feeling betrayed by Jericho and HHH for revealing they are the true leaders of Nexus. So Cena says he let down the WWE universe and wont come back in the ring till he discovers what he did wrong. I see Cena far better than in the bad guy role also it would humble not make him Superman anymore and I guess I always see Cena as being a lot like Sting and he needs a revamp badly as his current character isn't quite working so making him darker would be cool but no facepaint, obviously I get this was a joke thread but honestly it would be cool to see Cena in more of an anti-hero role as it would suit him more than his babyface role and that way kids will still buy his crap and older fans will gain respect for him.

You do know I was kidding, right? And it all hinged on Cena being the turncoat?

[jamielowndes {N}]

Aug 2, 2010 15:27:13 GMT -5 Matt Dunn said:

Randy Orton grows out his hair, starts wearing Crow face paint and a trench coat and hangs out in the rafters. And he jobs to Cena at next Summerslam.

Raw starts...

When a man's heart....................................is full..............................................of deceit......................it burns up..........


Cole: What's gonna happen next week? So long,ladies and Gentlemen!!!

[Bo Rida]

I hope Cole blows the secret by saying "but what side is he on?" just before the big reveal.

[BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED!]

Mean Gene must do a run in and take out Josh Matthews so he can interview Cena!

[James McCloud IS John Godot]

Are you sure you're reading the right report? I read this at Rajah instead.

Wade Barrett: "You little baby face wimp! I'm gonna break your pencil neck! I'm gonna beat your brains out! I'm gonna hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are gonna be out of style! I'm gonna tear your head off and spit down your neck! I'm gonna rip off your dick and make you wear it as a bowtie! Fool you understand me?!"

Susan St. James: "Uh oh!"

Josh Matthews: "Come on, John, come on in here, the folks want to hear from ya."

John Cena: "In a cashino, you should gamblllle. Let me tell you something, Nexus you don't want to play cards with me, because I'll cheat. Ok, I cheat. You want to play 21, I got 5 knuckle shuffle. You want hustle, loyalty and respect? I got two of those too. You want to play aces and eights? Well, I got some of those too. Bottom line is this. You do not gamble with me.... ...when you walk into a casino, when you want to gamble, the main thing you must do, is this, you must accept losing. I don't accept losing, and neither doesh my team. Jericho, my friend! My friend Jericho is right here. You don't want to see this, do you? Let me show you something. I tell you what Nexus, go ahead and roll the dice. Mr. Cameraman, get your ass back up here. HELL-OOOO, I'm talkin' to you. Get that camera back up here. Thatsh what you should worry about Nexus. The bottom line is this, when the five knuckle shuffle comes, then the STF comes out. Worry about the STF. STF, STF, STF (begins yelling) STF! STF! STF! THINK ABOUT IT!"

Josh Matthews: "A man of his word, John Cena."

Matt Striker: "LookatthisHOO-LiolookatthisHOO-LiolookatthisBretHartlookatthetalenttheyhaveherethisisoneof thegreatestofalltimeoneofthegreatesteventsofalltime!"

[The poster with no name]

So your arm chair booking is a spoiler how?

[James McCloud IS John Godot]

Aug 2, 2010 17:58:04 GMT -5 The poster with no name said:

So your arm chair booking is a spoiler how?

The topic creator isn't arm chair booking, it's a parody. Of humourous intent. Of the Hulk Hogan heel turn at Bash at the Beach back in "the day." Not a deceleration of what shall be.

[MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil]

If Cole gets powerbombed off the stage by Wade Barrett tonight... we're in trouble guys.