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Post by Raja Lion on Jul 6, 2010 2:39:13 GMT -5
Ok, so we all know that ninjas are infinitely awesome and the WWE is currently severely lacking in the ninja department. If Vince called you and asked you to create a super clan of ninjas stable, who would you include, what would its name be, and how would you introduce it to the WWE Universe?
Caveat: No Asians are allowed to be involved, except in the role of a sensei.
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Post by EJS on Jul 6, 2010 2:50:49 GMT -5
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Post by Thrillho on Jul 6, 2010 3:19:21 GMT -5
Got your sensei right here. And I'm assuming Tori would be involved, with her previous ninja experience.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Jul 6, 2010 3:20:22 GMT -5
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Post by Young Game on Jul 6, 2010 3:26:38 GMT -5
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jul 6, 2010 4:37:25 GMT -5
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Post by Raja Lion on Jul 6, 2010 4:56:26 GMT -5
Ok here's how I would do it.
Firstly, I'd have a divas match. Preferably an ugly diva, like Melina, against Gail Kim. Melina would totally thrash her and mess her up with some sort of pipe or other devious means. They would play up her injuries and Cole would say something a few weeks later that Gail was taking an extended leave and wouldnt be back for a while, if ever.
So like 5 months later, there would be a match. Something random like Hacksaw Duggan vs Santino. Just a filler and there would be this awesome sauce red smoke that comes from out of nowhere and standing in the smoke would be Gail (you cant tell its her) in a super-hot ninja outfit and is only seen briefly. The announcers would be like WTF IS THAT. This would continue similarly across all brands for a few weeks, just these random super awesome smoke effects with this hot chick in a badass ninja outfit standing in there.
Finally, there would be a RAW and there would be this totally awesome smoke in the area and this video comes up on the screen and Gail in ninja regalia would say that her new family is coming to clean up the WWE, or something to that effect, except it would be really ninja related.
Over the next couple of weeks there would be a rash of "disappearances" in the WWE. First one to go missing would be Darren Young, but no one would really care at first. The next week, Zack Ryder would go missing. The week after that, Tyson Kidd (who would be half of the tag champs at that time). Now the announcers are starting to flip out because all these people are just disappearing. It would seem to be some sort of abduction thing and the red smoke has nto been seen since the disappearances started. Finally, Edge would go missing and the shit is really hitting the fan. The WWE could even play promo videos about these guys that are no longer to be found.
Things would be forgotten for a few weeks bar the quasi "Missing" PSAs that are still playing and the announcers asking about the missing guys occasionally and where is the red smoke chick. King could even say something like "maybe she was abducted too".
At the next PPV, there would be a title match. It could be whoever because it wouldnt matter. Near the end of the match, this super awesome smoke thing happens again with all sorts of badass lighting effects and standing in the ring is Gail (cant tell its her) surrounded by the missing guys who are all decked out in different colored ninja gear. This would end the PPV and people would be totally WTF just happened.
The next night on Raw, Vince comes out and is super pissed about the ninjas f***ing up the PPV and demands they reveal themselves or else he's gonna do something. The awesomeness of the smoke happens again and the ninjas are in the ring with Vince. Gail reveals herself and everyone is like WHOA. She's looking super-hot of course. And Vince is like OMFG. She gets on the stick and introduces her clan. THE PRONGS OF DEATH. Of course, the missing guys are all the ninjas.
That would kick off the angle and they would do these badass sneak attacks with smoke and chinese stars, and all that sorta stuff to really drive home the ninja aspect.
This would be totally awesome and really fix the "lack of ninja" problem in the E.
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Post by 4real on Jul 6, 2010 5:10:37 GMT -5
Nexus Ninja's?
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Post by Raja Lion on Jul 6, 2010 7:10:05 GMT -5
Nah I dont think that would work.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 6, 2010 7:33:28 GMT -5
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jul 6, 2010 8:00:53 GMT -5
Only if they kidnap one of the Usos, keep him away for a couple months, and then have him return with no explanation whatsoever.
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Post by Raja Lion on Jul 6, 2010 10:08:38 GMT -5
Only if they kidnap one of the Usos, keep him away for a couple months, and then have him return with no explanation whatsoever. A good way to break up tag teams would be to have one of them join my ninja stable.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jul 6, 2010 10:34:14 GMT -5
Firstly, I'd have a divas match. Preferably an ugly diva, like Melina, against Gail Kim...
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Jul 6, 2010 10:50:56 GMT -5
I'd have two of my CAW-creations. 1.) The Green Ninja, a green belt in karate. Green, of course, being like the third level belt, so he's not very good, and always has to re-align his feet so he can kick exactly how he was taught. and 2.) The Narcoleptic Ninja. No explanation needed.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 6, 2010 11:42:44 GMT -5
Eve Torres leads the Bellas, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, Alicia Fox, and Rosa Mendes as the new stable S.P.A.N.C.(Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirls)
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 6, 2010 12:54:00 GMT -5
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 6, 2010 13:02:34 GMT -5
Eve Torres leads the Bellas, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, Alicia Fox, and Rosa Mendes as the new stable S.P.A.N.C.(Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirls) WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!!!! ....but only if they kidnap vickie guerrero so we can hear this: andthen, through some rip in the space-time continuum, vickie ends up in TNA while we get samoa joe. a good thing for all inolved, IMO
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2010 13:07:18 GMT -5
Here's how I would do it:
Primo, Goldust and other lower-carders are sitting backstage watching TV when a commercial comes on for "Mr. Fuji's Ninja school" For the low price of $2000 Fuji will personally train you to become a Ninja. Realizing that Ninja's are awesome, the low carders sign up. The next week they go to Fuji's dojo and after paying him, Mr. Fuji wheels a TV into the room and plays a couple of Bruce Lee movies, after the movies are done Fuji gives them a certificate of completion, sells them poorly fitting Ninja outfits for $200 apiece, tells them to use what he's taught them on Raw, and then jumps in his Ferrari and speeds away.
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Post by Raja Lion on Jul 6, 2010 13:20:57 GMT -5
Ninjas are serious business. Not comedy.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 6, 2010 13:22:53 GMT -5
Ninjas are serious business. Not comedy. bad news. this is wwe we're talking about
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