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Post by -Lithium- on Aug 2, 2006 4:17:36 GMT -5
Seriously are they making a joke about that now with Show? They seriously made comparisons of his body parts to objects like 10 times today...
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Post by sadistaria on Aug 2, 2006 4:20:10 GMT -5
"HIS HEAD IS LIKE A BOWLING BALL!!" So is everybody elses  |
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Post by -Lithium- on Aug 2, 2006 4:23:48 GMT -5
It was halirious earlier. My friend was on my computer and I was watching some shark show when there was this shark attack he said:
"ITS LIKE GETTING HIT WITH A BULLDOZER"
We laugh about the Big Show thing all the time...
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Post by sadistaria on Aug 2, 2006 4:32:03 GMT -5
And my feet are like flippers... ah.. no, I just have webbed toes.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Aug 2, 2006 4:36:29 GMT -5
His body his like a tree and his arms and legs are like smaller trees. His head is a stump
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Aug 2, 2006 4:39:30 GMT -5
His Body Is Like the Empire State Building!!! (And just as mobile... ZING!)
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Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Aug 2, 2006 4:42:24 GMT -5
HIYO!
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Aug 2, 2006 4:44:06 GMT -5
When I met him I thought he was gonna crush me.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Aug 2, 2006 6:30:26 GMT -5
his eyes are like- giant eyes!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2006 6:33:17 GMT -5
A size 23 ring king! SIZE 23!
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Post by elassowipo on Aug 2, 2006 6:43:49 GMT -5
When the Big Show farts, it takes a whole case of Lysol to eradicate that smell.
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Post by emmtampa on Aug 2, 2006 7:58:54 GMT -5
It was funny on Stern when Wight was being interviewed. Stern tried to get Paul to discuss his member size and if he can actually get it inside a woman.....it was pretty good.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Aug 2, 2006 8:25:59 GMT -5
When the Big Show farts, it takes a whole case of Lysol to eradicate that smell. (to the tune of the Big Show's theme) "When he takes a craaaaap, Youuuu'll always knooooow/ That s*** smells so heinous, that youuuu'll hit the floooor It's the BIIIIIGGGG SHOOOOOOW!!!" |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Aug 2, 2006 9:36:15 GMT -5
Seriously are they making a joke about that now with Show? They seriously made comparisons of his body parts to objects like 10 times today... It's a sales tie in. The Big Show aka Paul Wight is going to be selling "Big Show BIIIG Skillets" on QVC. You can fry two full sized chickens in those damned things. And then Sabu's gonna run out and nail Big Show and the QVC host in the head with a steel chair. Homicidal Suicidal Genocidal and QVC-idal! |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 2, 2006 9:41:58 GMT -5
7 feet, 500 pounds.
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