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Post by Ash Kingston on Jun 29, 2010 20:01:18 GMT -5
...causes time to compress and reset to December 14th, 2009, where Dennis Miller is telling jokes to an uninterested crowd, when...
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Ben Wyatt
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 29, 2010 20:13:00 GMT -5
The cast of boy meets world jumps him. Ben Savage grabs the mic and says...
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Post by Predator McBroski on Jun 29, 2010 21:12:27 GMT -5
that tonights main event will be a cooking contest between jimmy uso and r- truth
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Post by ohiofan1 on Jun 29, 2010 21:24:04 GMT -5
with Emeril Lagasse as the special referee
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jun 29, 2010 21:25:34 GMT -5
With food made entirely of sodium and dog crap
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Post by Chiral on Jun 29, 2010 21:28:20 GMT -5
Mr. McMahon has a MAJOR announcement after the break. The show doesn't go to break. Cole and Lawler are freaking out about he announcement. Lawler is completely sure that he's going to be replaced by Jonathan Coachman. Mr. McMahon walks out with tears streaming down his face.
"Ladies and gentlemen...Raw is cancelled."
Then he explodes.
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Post by Predator McBroski on Jun 29, 2010 22:00:03 GMT -5
emeril pulls his face off and reveals to be mr mcmahon! he saus " Oh I got you good! Raw isnt canceled! THAT mr mc mahon was actually Emeril Lagasse in disguise! Well, the show is ending soon so i would like to thank Vince Russo for booking this show!"
the show ends woth mr mcmahon grinning while Cole is hyperventilating from exhaustion
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jun 30, 2010 2:31:01 GMT -5
But before the show goes off the air, Vince Russo comes out & unmasks to reveal......
Vince Russo in an eyepatch & fake mustache
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Post by Raul on Jun 30, 2010 2:37:31 GMT -5
And Jim Ross falls into the arena and onto the broadcast table saying "OH s***, IT'S VINCE RUSSO, BAW GAWD." Closing the show, but
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Post by Predator McBroski on Jun 30, 2010 10:10:45 GMT -5
goldust runs out, pulls of his face and is revealed to be.. Orlando Jordan! Jordan pulls of Russo's face and Russo is actually Orlando Jordan and Orlando Jordan is actially Vince Russo!
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Post by ohiofan1 on Jun 30, 2010 10:44:57 GMT -5
And the crowd chants What?
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Jun 30, 2010 10:46:55 GMT -5
austin comes out in a suit wearing a wig proclaiming he hates the what chant and books a cage match for tonight with the following people...
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 30, 2010 10:47:26 GMT -5
Which brings out Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kevin Spacey.
The challeneg the Hart Dynasty, but before they can answer, Austin and Spacey are attacked by....
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Post by ohiofan1 on Jun 30, 2010 10:49:29 GMT -5
The A-team who...
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Post by Kae on Jun 30, 2010 10:54:10 GMT -5
. . . are dressed in rubber turkey suits, and . . .
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2010 10:54:25 GMT -5
...are then jumped by a makeshift team of Jeremy Piven and Keven Federline. Piven announces that SummerSlam has officially been renamed "SummerFest" and is guarenteed a WWE title shot for that PPV. Until then...
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jun 30, 2010 10:56:42 GMT -5
...Shawn Michaels tells Stone Cold Steve Austin that he will kick his own teeth down Austin's throat very drunkenly. This makes Austin do a bumfight with Michaels, and who else to interfere than...
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Post by Jobes on Jun 30, 2010 10:58:12 GMT -5
Jose Lothario riding a white stallion, but the stallion takes off its mask to reveal...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2010 11:00:10 GMT -5
...the mythical Pale Horse!
Which, in turn unmasks to be...
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Post by Steveweiser on Jun 30, 2010 11:02:25 GMT -5
Lilian Garcia and Primo! Lilian then reveals that she's behind the entire events of the evening because...
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