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Post by ohiofan1 on Jun 29, 2010 14:25:20 GMT -5
John Cena walks out to deliver a promo and....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2010 14:27:12 GMT -5
The GM e-mails Michael Cole and says...
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Post by Steveweiser on Jun 29, 2010 14:29:10 GMT -5
Cena must take on the entire WWE roster at the same time...
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Post by thuschongswing on Jun 29, 2010 14:40:34 GMT -5
...and one of Cena's hands is tied behind his back...
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Post by Thrillho on Jun 29, 2010 14:42:38 GMT -5
and the entire show will be presented in "Double Vision", with one screen showing the matches, and the other broadcasting a 2 hour Randy Orton promo.
And don't forget, tonight's Raw is Commercial-free! (except in Canada)
Cena's first opponent is...
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Post by Steveweiser on Jun 29, 2010 15:07:26 GMT -5
Ranjin Singh!
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jun 29, 2010 15:12:40 GMT -5
Cena makes Ranjin Singh tap in .003 seconds, then yells AH COME ON! as he sees his next opponent...
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Post by anglarite on Jun 29, 2010 15:13:11 GMT -5
They ring the bell. Cena casts a determined glance at Ranjin... Singh taps out at 0.2 sec at the sheer awesomeness of it.
Cena flexes his muscles and gives a mock salute as the theme of the Punjabi Playboy cranks up...
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Post by Y2M on Jun 29, 2010 15:13:43 GMT -5
WWE Champion Sheamus attacks Cena from behind as Cena
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Post by Steveweiser on Jun 29, 2010 15:14:10 GMT -5
Fella.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jun 29, 2010 15:17:24 GMT -5
Hits the AA on Sheamus then pins him with his pinkie finger.
Cena gasps as his next opponent is revealed to be...
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Post by joey joe joe junior shabadoo on Jun 29, 2010 15:18:35 GMT -5
...Horswoggle
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Post by thuschongswing on Jun 29, 2010 15:18:49 GMT -5
Surprisingly enough, the two have a 60-minute, commercial free Ironman match...
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jun 29, 2010 15:21:45 GMT -5
...Ending with Darren Young, Eli Cottonwood, G-Rilla and Zach Gowen comprising the Nexus Wolfpac running out and attacking Cena.
Then...
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Post by Orange on Jun 29, 2010 15:26:31 GMT -5
The lights go out. When they come back on the music of the guest host hits who reveals themselves to be....
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Post by thuschongswing on Jun 29, 2010 15:27:10 GMT -5
...the cast of Jersey Shore.
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Jun 29, 2010 15:31:00 GMT -5
They then attack Sheamus and paint Guido on his back with bronzer.
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Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jun 29, 2010 16:07:40 GMT -5
The Anonymous GM emails Cole saying that Sheamus must defend his WWE title against....
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Post by Steveweiser on Jun 29, 2010 16:08:15 GMT -5
Maryse!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2010 16:13:23 GMT -5
But before Maryse can enter the ring, she is attacked from behind by a masked individual who reveals themself to be none other than...
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