WrestleCrap Forums vs. The Zombie Apocalypse

[Bang Bang Bart]

CHAPTER 1: WAR WERE DECLARED

A zombie outbreak has spread, for some reason.....they're pissed and they're coming to kill everyone. What will you do?

[Tarik Dee]

Run in circles

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

Get a gun, find a safehouse. If it isn't ended or if the zombies break in, kill myself.

[Grendel]

I already have stashes in various spots of MRE's and other basic needs. Even though I'm out in the middle of nowhere, I can get a good assault weapon in under 30 minutes.

[kingfeurio]

Cry and panic, then grab a flamethrower and a shotgun.

[neal]

I own a few firearms and live in a pretty secure place next to a military airbase, not to mention that I keep bottled water and canned goods in the basement so I'd be able to hold things off until winter kicks in, then I'd go outside and kick over the frozen zombies and smash up their limbs. Problem solved!

[Munkie91087]

Start pooping everywhere. I mean literally everywhere.

[Facepalm]

Head over to my in-laws' farm, "borrow" a couple of their shotguns and some ammo, load their backhoe on to a trailer with as much food, water, fuel and other survival supplies as I can fit on there! Then I'd take my family out to somewhere as remote as possible and start working on some kind of fort surrounded by a huge, deep pit!

I figure if we've got a couple of weeks to work on it by the time any zombies lurch out into the middle of nowhere (especially in a remote location) then we'll have bought ourselves some time to prepare before the undead launch their attack!

I really should stop watching horror movies, I've put way too much thought into this! ;D

[aka Cthulhu]

For starters, I'd post here saying something like "I found some awesome superhero porn... oh, and, zombies are attacking."

In any case, once that's dealt with, I'd probably find some people who'd be willing to kill some zombies. I think, the fastest way to stop a zombie outbreak is to deal with the large number of undead before they become a larger number of undead.

[Predator McBroski]

Go all Dead Space on them and make some modified weaponry out of household tools such as..

Ammonia+ Weed Poison Sprayer= Win.

[Deleted]

Follow somebody who knows what to do.

[Alex Shelley]

Direct the zombies to the Grand Canyon.

[pegasuswarrior]

First, grab as many flares as I can find. Next, find a basin that can gather rainwater. If I see any non-perishable food in the cabinets or on my shelves, load it up as well. Grab the fishing pole and a few really thick volumes of anthologies for reading as I head out the door. Then, drive like mad to the nearest lake (10 minutes away). Rogue one of the boats, bringing along all of the aforementioned items, and wait it out in the middle of the lake as long as possible.

[The poster with no name]

I got all I need to know in my Zombie Survival Guide. Join me fellow females. You won't die with me.

[Widow's Peak]

[Goldenbane]

Conclude my ritual to become a lich, then control the zombies and rule over them with an iron fist. First I'd make them learn line dancing just because it amuses me. Next I make them roleplay with me...3rd edition or Star Wars Saga Edition I'm thinking. Finally I just start lobbing fireballs and lightning bolts and magic missles, killing every single last one of them with ease.

Once all that is concluded I travel to Haiti and slay all the voodoo papas who probably started this plague...and afterward take out all the voodoo masters in Africa as well. After that, I enjoy my life as an immortal undead wizard monster and star in a movie with Howie Mandell.

[Jay Peas 42]

I think we should summon the Sa'moan-Tongan Mercenary Army. Tell me, do Cannibals from the South Seas have any reason to fear Zombies? In fact, I would argue, when laden with fetishes and weapons, adorn in war paint, and singing war songs, in full beserker mode and marching to the beat of the island war drums, it is the zombies that would run in terror.

[The Orangeman]

First off...Grab Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide which is happily sitting on my book self right now. Secondly, grab one of my big hockey gear bags and fill it with short range weapons (baseball bats, crutches from when my foot was f***ed up, hockey sticks, Guitar Hero/Rockband Guitar controllers and any other unusual Mala like items.) I'll run down to my basement to equipped myself with my dad shotgun if he hasn't taken it yet with all the ammo as well. Load up the Ford Ranger and head to the Walmart. Walmart has all the basic supplies you need to survive. I'll just need to seal up all the doorways somehow.....hmm.

[HMARK Center]

Shotguns aren't always the best choices, folks; very loud (attracts more zombies), and not good at a distance.

I don't own fire arms, anyway, so I'd go upstairs, fill my bathtub and sink with water, draw all the curtains, then go downstairs and bring up as many essentials as I can get my hands on (e.g. batteries, extra non perishable food and water, whatever else)...and then do my damndest to destroy my staircase, or at least make it hard for a zombie to climb up.

Unfortunately, if it's a full on apocalypse, odds are good I won't be able to stay upstairs forever, but since I live in the greater New York City area, maybe a military presence will end up coming by.

[El Hijo De Slapnuts]

I'll grab a machete and a 9 mm and go to K-MArt,because no one goes to K-Mart!
Not even zombies