Improve your least favorite wrestler

[waluigi]

Title says it all...

What could WWE, or the wrestler itself do, to make it more appealing to you and redeem it?

Assume that the wrestler in question wants to be your best friend and feels he/she needs to impress you in order to gain your respect

[ac3sh1gh]

Ted DiBiase comes out for a squash against Evan Bourne. Maryse interferes. Ted loses. Ted gets angry, and goes to hit Maryse but realizes he's in public. He drags her backstage. Cut to break. Return from break. Maryse is screaming in French, Ted says I don't understand you. He calls her everything but a whore. And Evan Bourne comes to sort him out. Ted beats him down, looks at Maryse and says you're next. He promptly then makes it rain.

Next week, Maryse has a woman's title match. In the middle of the match, Beth Phoenix and Tamina come down and obliterate Maryse causing a no contest. Ted runs down screaming about how she's "his property" and he bought her fair and square and if you think that's bad wait til we get back to the hotel in this piece of crap town.

Next week, Mark Henry approaches Ted DiBiase, and says he doesn't like what he did to Maryse. And they'll settle it in the ring. And sinces he's so obsessed with property, he'll put the Million Dollar Belt on the line. Ted agrees, and says I'm gonna beat you worse than Maryse, Mark runs him off. DiBiase vs. Henry ends in a no contest when Ted buys Ezekiel Jackson who basically eliminates Mark Henry, and Ted says he bought the "real World's Strongest Man."

This all culminates in a mini Ted & Ezekiel with Tamina or Beth vs Mark Henry & Evan Bourne with Maryse match, only for Maryse to swerve on the good guys.

Saw this somewhere. Liked it.

[therageofeeyore]

John Cena loses cleanly every match for 3 months straight, including wrestlemania. After losing to rey mysterio one night on raw (maybe mysterio was drafted, i dunno) Cena absolutely snaps and beats the everloving hell out of mysterio, turning heel. Announcers are shocked, crowd is booing.

Main event, Randy Orton vs. Sheamus or something, cena comes out unexpectedly before the match starts, grabs a chair, and sits down in the corner, ignoring the announcers, wrestlers in the ring, fans, everyone. Match starts and goes 5-10 minutes, then, out of nowhere, someone is irish whipped against the ropes and cena blasts them with the chair, gets in the ring, blasts the other guy, and does a complete beat down of both men with the chair, busting both open and locking in the stf on one of them until refs pull him off. He immediately goes out of the ring, grabs a mic and says (in crazy intense cena voice) that John Cena has returned, and he is reclaiming HIS show....whether you all (talking to the crowd) like it or not.

weeks follow of cena being a complete ass, winning anyway possible (not always clean, but not always dirty, either), and absolutely destroying any face that tries to stand up to him (outside of the ring)

I'd mark for cena.....even though i never have.

[Ryback on a Pole!]

WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE superstar Hornswoggle. We wish Hornswoggle all the best in his future endeavors.

[The Genesis of KoOS]

Zack Ryder comes out and says he's looking for someone to mold in his own image, someone that has no image and could use a Long Island makeover. So every week Ryder comes out on the stage and takes notes during matches. Ryder claims that he has found the perfect guy to be his protege..."The Jersey Stud"..."DB-EZ"...DANIEL BRYAN! Bryan comes out with a new haircut, a bronze tan, and a silk shirt. Ryder says it will take some time, but Bryan will become just as good as Long Island Iced Z....WOO...WOO...WOO. However, in order to get there Bryan needs something else, so Ryder gives Bryan a pair of Ryder's old half legged tights.

They go on to form a team called "LI Trouble".

[Baixo Astral]

Khali is outfitted with some iron siding, a 10,000 hp engine, and a winch, and put out to see as a spiffy salvage boat, crewed by the Dudebusters.

[mcstoklasa]

Kelly Kelly retires from wrestling and never appears on my TV ever again.

[Fauxnaki]

kelly kelly now starts coming to the ring with no bra on

[Bang Bang Bart]

Mike McGillicutty disappears from TV for the next three months, the next time he shows up, he has somewhat decent mic skills and has officially changed his name back to Joe Hennig, and states that the last few months was nothing more but a bad dream.

[Deleted]

The Undertaker wrestles Kane in a Hardcore/Falls Count Anywhere match. Eventually Kane gets Undertaker down and calls to the back. Suddenly a crew of people in scrubs run out with a defibrillator. Kane uses the paddles to send a jolt of electricity through Taker's body, shocking him back to life. Kane congratulates the medical team on a job well down, and the Undertaker is able to live again for the first time since the early 90's. He's so thankful to Kane, that he buys him his own personalized sidecar for when they go an motorcycle rides together.

The Brothers of Destruction live happily ever after with Kane and his real live brother.

[Forty Six & 2]

Miz loses his MITB match and is reduced to curtain jerking on Superstars.

[ac3sh1gh]

Tyler Reks actually wrestles a match on TV.

[Beartato]

Matt Hardy loses weight and goes back to his V.1 gimmick with another Shannon-like lackey.

Randy Orton decides to use the RKO rarely.

The Great Khali becomes world champion...of some indian promotion I never have to watch.

R-Truth never gains a gimmick where he's part robot who seems to automatically interfere with mic signals and therefore can never hold a microphone ever again. Also, decides corkscrew moves get him dizzy and that he doesn't want to use them anymore.

Rey Mysterio retires.

[The F'N Captain]

Rey Mysterio comes out for some mic time, and seems more sullen and withdrawn than his usual happy go lucky self. He begins by saying he still loves and appreciates the fans, but he has a confession to make. Ever since Eddie's death, people cheered and rooted for him, and at first it was uplifting that people saw some of the legacy of Eddie in Rey, however after a while it changed to him, he saw something different. He was taking matches and risking his neck to live up to the Guerrero legacy, and the fans began to almost see him as Eddie reincarnated in some way.

He says he started to feel ashamed, because he never wanted to fill Eddie's shoes or replace him in people's hearts. He is Rey Mysterio, not Eddie Guerrero, there will only be one. He cries a little as he says he has the fans for a favor, one that does hurt him to ask. He asks that they remember Eddie in their hearts and memories, not in his performances for them. He says he felt like he was living his life to be Eddie for so long, he needs to be Rey Mysterio now. That means he wants to honor his friend in a new way, by being the best he can be for him and his family, not to keep riding a brave and talented man's ghostly coattails.

(I know Rey hasn't really done a lot of Guerrero stuff in a while but it'd be kinda cool to officially lay to rest Eddiesploitation)

[Marvelously Mediocre]

Danny Bryan the lumberjack who carries a leg of lamb to the ring. Think of Man's Man Steven Regal mixed with Super Porky.

[Deleted]

David Otunga gets destroyed by Nexus and replaced by Husky Harris, who then destroys Drew McIntyre forcing him to retire.

[Bub (BLM)]

Rey Mysterio starts losing at least 30% of his feuds.

[Deleted]

Kane vs Rey Mysterio and the loser see his career come to an end. Kane proceed to destroy Mysterio and the latter retires.

Kelly Kelly has a career ending injury during a handicap match with LayCool.

[SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks]

Rey Mysterio takes his mask off, only for us to find out that he has been Psicosis all this time.

[BoilerRoomBrawler]

Oh come on, I already know this one!

Kane fights Ric Flair, beats him, then strips him, puts a new suit on him, and then burns the ring gear to absorb his powers.

Ever since I read that I have desired it. Kane would be license to print money if he acted like Ric Flair!