Chain Letter is the WORST MOVIE EVER!

[Kash Flagg]

Yes, I know proclaiming it that puts it up there with the likes of Manos, but after seeing the horror film Chain Letter, I think it's well deserved. I won't spoil the film, but this is what you can expect:

-Characters with NO development or story arcs

-Characters that's aren't even needed in the film

-A twist so bad Chubby Checker will never twist again

-Plot holes so big they made a tunnel out of it and put toll booths on either side

-Lots and lots of anti-technology talk

-Dialogue so bad it made me long for the subtle humor of Epic Movie

Normally I'm not this hard on a film, but as a filmmaker and most of all a screenwriter, I'm just insulted that this giant turd of a film got made while excellent writers and directors are struggling to get their voices heard.

It took THREE writers to write this shit. Goddamn this is a terrible film.

[Sir Woodrow]

So don't pass this Chain Letter along to a friend?

[Kash Flagg]

Just to you Woody.

[Time Lord Soundwave]

So if I don't forward this review to a least three other crappers, my penis will fall off or something?

DAMN!

[Kash Flagg]

Oct 1, 2010 22:58:54 GMT -5 Time Lord Soundwave said:

So if I don't forward this review to a least three other crappers, my penis will fall off or something?

DAMN!

Well that or the unprotected sex with dirty pirate hookers.

["The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed]

Oct 1, 2010 23:02:40 GMT -5 Kash Flagg said:

...unprotected sex with dirty pirate hookers.

YARR! Fer twenty dollars and a bottle o' rum ye can have the time o' yer life, ye land lubber! I'll make yer timber shiver!

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Ah this movie look like some crappy slasher so I can't say I'm all that surprised to hear this.

[mysterydriver]

I found the trailer to it a while back (may have posted it, but I don't recall). It looked absolutely horrendous.

And now I have confirmation so I don't have to take the dive myself. Thanks Kash!

[Chainsaw]

I guess this explains why the movie's been coming out for the last 6 years then...

[Rorschach]

Worse even than Redneck Zombies or ThanksKILLING?

That's a tall order, Kash my friend! ;D

[Ali Du Jour]

There's an advertisement for this movie right outside my window. I was so so disappointed to find out this wasn't an adaptation of the Christopher Pike novel. That one gave me a lot of nightmares as a kid.

I don't even understand how this story can be set in the present. Chain letters by email and text are just commonplace and aren't scary.

[Bang Bang Bart]

A crappy and annoying internet meme turned into a crappy movie. SHOCK!