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Post by rrm15 on Sept 30, 2010 15:43:41 GMT -5
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 30, 2010 15:50:45 GMT -5
Premise-wise, it sounds like fan fiction about herself.
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Sept 30, 2010 15:52:03 GMT -5
Well, it was nice knowing you humanity.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Sept 30, 2010 15:55:24 GMT -5
*sigh*
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Post by B.B.M on Sept 30, 2010 15:55:26 GMT -5
What the heck is a snooki?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 30, 2010 15:56:05 GMT -5
That's a shocker in itself.
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Post by The Ichi on Sept 30, 2010 16:01:17 GMT -5
I feel sorry for the trees that died to become Snooki's novel.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Sept 30, 2010 16:13:12 GMT -5
Note to.....god, I have to call a grown woman Snooki, but anyways: In order to WRITE a novel, first, you have to have at least READ one. Or know HOW to read, for that matter.
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Post by eagerbeaver on Sept 30, 2010 16:14:53 GMT -5
So they finally gave a Monkey a Typewriter
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Sept 30, 2010 16:18:00 GMT -5
So they finally gave a Monkey a Typewriter And all it will produce is poop. Lots and lots of poop. It's the first time the term "and like, ya know, whatever, right...." will be used in a "novel". Somehow, when this deal was announced, a rift in time opened up, and William Shakespeare suddenly felt a great pain, as if he'd just been punched in the nads. |
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Post by The Ichi on Sept 30, 2010 16:20:45 GMT -5
I just hope a popular novelist goes on a huge rant about this. I could picture Stephen King being the man to do so.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Sept 30, 2010 16:22:18 GMT -5
I just hope a popular novelist goes on a huge rant about this. I could picture Stephen King being the man to do so. God, I hope so. The fact that Snooki would technically be able to call herself an "author" would be one of the biggest travesties in the history of literature. |
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Post by JRX on Sept 30, 2010 16:28:45 GMT -5
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Sept 30, 2010 16:33:55 GMT -5
Thread title correction: Someone is writing a novel FOR Snooki
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Sept 30, 2010 16:35:02 GMT -5
God, I hope so. The fact that Snooki would technically be able to call herself an "author" would be one of the biggest travesties in the history of literature. Plus, think of all the people that will buy it. Genuine fans of Snooki, people who'll buy it to see how bad it is, as a gag gift. Surely it will be considered a best seller. "New York Times Best Selling Author - Snooki" *shudder*  |
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Post by Orange on Sept 30, 2010 16:35:45 GMT -5
Thread title correction: Someone is writing a novel FOR Snooki These two ;D  |
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Post by willywonka666 on Sept 30, 2010 16:37:28 GMT -5
It's Just a book. Nothing to get upset over. I'd bet it's more entertaining than the dumbass "cute & funny" bits in that article.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Sept 30, 2010 16:37:29 GMT -5
Is it being written in crayon?
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Post by Orange on Sept 30, 2010 16:38:59 GMT -5
It's Just a book. Nothing to get upset over. I'd bet it's more entertaining than the dumbass "cute & funny" bits in that article. I agree, but it is pretty funny at the same time. I've never seen Snooki as an author, maybe Sammi  |
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Post by fw91 on Sept 30, 2010 16:55:31 GMT -5
she's literate?
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