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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 25, 2006 16:08:25 GMT -5
 Coach: Do you realize that Tony Atlas has been looking for THIS for years?  This was only the preliminary rehearsals for "Little Man 2" starring Shawn Michaels and Jonathan Coachman. It would look much better when the special effects were used.  When that kilt fell slightly, the referee could only shield his eyes from the view.  The irony behind this is that moments before, Carlito told Shelton that his momma was so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck. Karma's a pain in the ass.  Looks like Edge's symbiote outfit spawned an offspring by the name of Nitro.  Cena and Flair's impromptu arm wrestling match was interrupted by yet another horrid Miz interview segment.  Hulk: *sniffs* Yep, see! My S*** doesn't stink!  Randy was completely overwhelmed by the fingerpoke of doom.  Headless Mickie sure loved Candice's legs.  If Mickie's head was the other way around this would be the greatest picture EVER.  Shocking photos surfaced today of Shawn Michaels and Jonathan Coachman at the Blue Oyster Bar.  The preliminary shooting began on the film "Vis and Lil: A Love Story"  Edge could somehow feel the enzymes in his liver shooting through the roof. It was either that or the LSD.  Once Randy Orton is added to this stable, LEMON will take over the world! |
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Post by gorydaze on Jul 25, 2006 16:11:02 GMT -5
Edge has a crazy cross eyed look in that last pic. That's all I can say.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jul 25, 2006 16:15:33 GMT -5
Proof that having a fairly hot Latino ho leads to major Gold.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Jul 25, 2006 16:22:41 GMT -5
Coach: "Vince just told me to get my finger out. But its stuck. Stuck. Dammit. Kiss me Shawn" HBK: "Alrighty then. Come and get it you studmuffin you." Coach: "But Shawn, don't we need some kind of protection? Haven't you got a rubber?" Brokeback Wrestler. Edge feels the full effects of that cup of herbal tea that he made using herbs from RVD's kitchen. Hogan (muttering): "Damnit brother. I wish this mustache glue would set". Randy: "Seriously. If you're the Hulk then why can't I be Spiderman?" Hulk: "You bloody rubbish wrestler, you." |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 25, 2006 16:22:59 GMT -5
Carlito took Lionel Richie's Dancing On The Ceiling song a literally. Kurt Cobain has risen from the dead to kick Ric Flair's ass. The Force is strong with Hulkamania The WWE Creative Team....in an attempt to be make money off of Hollywood....decided that Mickie James and Candace Michelle should have a Transformers gimmick. Sadly, Vince McMahon had never heard of the Transformers. The referee has to puke after witnessing Candace Michelle's Unshaven Privates. Shawn: Go forth....my son. Coach: HBK.....how many times do I have to tell you that you are not the pope. Edge....after becoming the skin for a bug from the first MIB movie....decides to fix his face. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 25, 2006 17:15:35 GMT -5
[ Coach: why yes, as a matter of fact I DO have Prince Albert in a can! Shawn Michaels demonstrates what is happening to Stephanie McMahon at this very moment ... I have a filthy mind the referee hates the smell of Spirit Squad in the morning. not to be outdone by HBK, Carlito demonstrated the act of childbirth. "The Flowers of Time", starring Edge, Johnny Nitro and Ric Flair Cena: I don't care what anyone thinks, I love Ric and we're gonna get married and live on a farm and have many bleached blond hip-hop soldier children! Hulk Hogan's rendition of the Funky Chicken went over well. Hulk: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!... killed Katie Vick! Candice re-enacts one of her Skinemax movies. the referee, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, thought he was supposed to look UP women's shirts Life immitates art, but tonight the role of Vince McMahon will be played by Johnathan Coachman Umaga, as an old man: in my day, we needed to walk FIFTEEN miles through the snow and we had to carry 40 year old men on our backs to boot! Edge's impromptu Lon Chaney imitation was poorly timed. Edge and company react to the announcement that ECW will be headlined by Vince's ass next week (it'll happen, just you watch) |
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jul 25, 2006 17:52:58 GMT -5
 "Oh yeah, well your armpits are so hairy, it looks like you've got a chick in a...oh wait." |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 25, 2006 18:16:50 GMT -5
Rob Conway was up in the rafters with his heat vacuum. Edge was the last man standing in the Pants Off Dance Off. One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. "I hope people will believe this is a mustache and not realize I blew a huge snot on myself." "Hunter was right! You people DO taste like chocolate!" (Sorry if I offended anyone there.) "My hairpin is stuck! Help!" |
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Post by Paul Servo on Jul 25, 2006 18:58:47 GMT -5
"Did I say you can use my phone? Don't you know I'm roaming!?" The all Caucasion version of SANFORD & SON Not satisfied with being on HOGAN KNOWS BEST, the Orange Goblin tries out for AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL in hopes of more screen time on VH1 Orton just pulled Hogan's finger Not content with hiring one-legged wrestlers and homeless Divas, WWE hires a woman with a body for a head Now I don't want to beat around the bush, but.... |
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 25, 2006 20:09:33 GMT -5
I had this cell phone up my ass for five years. ...I don't know how i fell down either coach. Some people may see two underutilized wrestlers, but i see a vase. I don't know where Edge got a time traveling DeLorean to get himself 5 years earlier...oh wait it's just Nitro. Orton desperately tries to escape the wrath of Hulk's index finger WWE films presents "Teen Girl Squad: the live action picture", starring Lita as Cheerleader, Edge as so-and-so, Johnny Nitro as what's her face, and Melina as The Ugly One. |
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 25, 2006 21:28:24 GMT -5
Umaga: CAN I KEEP HIM? AAE: Hell no j00 can't keep him! J00 put that future hall of famer right back where j00 found him, mister! Umaga: HE FOLLOWED ME HOME! AAE: Uh, yeah, that's not true. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 26, 2006 0:02:19 GMT -5
bump
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Post by macdaddysquid on Jul 26, 2006 1:16:34 GMT -5
Cena: Ok Ric, lets show these noobs how the Chain Gang secret handshake is really done! Ric: WOOOOOO!! |
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Post by Whiskerbiscuit on Jul 26, 2006 10:21:25 GMT -5
Coach: Can you hear me now? Shawn tries to float....sadly he is not RVD Okay this is a really bad hug on one side.... Carlito's hair spray really does have alot of hold the 80s beat the hell of out of the 60...year old man (Getting there..) Hip Hop meets needing a new hip....or is that Hogan.....hmm Hulk: Was that a right or at left at the enterance ramp? ECW rules Duck Duck Goose Mickie goes where several men have gone before.... "If Mickie's head was the other way around this would be the greatest picture EVER"....I just had to keep this one...I agree mostly Coach: Shawn, a rasberry is done on someones STOMACH... Newest craze in trach and field....The Texan Dash Edge" So this is what I will look like in another 5 years" Pretty boy...Hoe....Pretty boy...Hoe...I see the pattern..... |
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