Haulk
Samurai Cop
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Post by Haulk on Sept 26, 2010 11:40:52 GMT -5
1-If you are in the ring and the lights go out, jump out of the ring.
2-if a Casket appears and you did not send for it, do NOT look inside. 90% of the time its empty anyway and the other 10% its somebody who will surprise and frighten you so you perform more poorly.
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 26, 2010 11:44:56 GMT -5
3: Never...EEEEEVER...try to Tombstone either man. It does NOT end well.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Sept 26, 2010 11:46:01 GMT -5
4. Never place your head between the Undertaker's legs while you try and pick him up.
5. If the Undertaker suddenly sits up after being hit, do not approach him.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Sept 26, 2010 11:47:06 GMT -5
6. If it's Undertaker, you will lose. If it's Kane, you will win.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Sept 26, 2010 12:32:06 GMT -5
If Undertaker is down, just keep kicking him. Literally just don't stop kicking him once he's down. Manhandle the Undertaker in a way no one has seen him manhandled before. Just continually kick him from the moment he hits the ground and don't stop kicking him until you pass out.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 26, 2010 12:38:04 GMT -5
7. If you see fire suddenly exploding, run!
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Sept 26, 2010 12:39:32 GMT -5
8. When the lights go out, leg it out through the crowd, out of the arena, in to your car and drive to the next state. You may be safe.
9. If your car is a limo, take a taxi.
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Post by Diamond Dallas Dom on Sept 26, 2010 12:41:48 GMT -5
This one I believe hasn't been done yet, but I don't think the Taker would appreciate someone commenting on his eye-liner.
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Post by Ryushinku on Sept 26, 2010 12:45:36 GMT -5
10. Mounted punches in the corner on Taker? Not worth the risk.
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Post by Chip Jordan on Sept 26, 2010 12:46:49 GMT -5
Never stand over The Undertaker in the corner of the ring and try to deliver ten punches.
^ beaten to it. Ok, never try to tickle either one of them.
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
Samurai Cop
Really waiting for Minoru Suzuki to face off with a live gator.....
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Sept 26, 2010 12:49:49 GMT -5
11.Never bury the Undertaker in a match,he just comes back stronger!
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Sept 26, 2010 12:53:20 GMT -5
For some reason, don't pull him off the ring ropes.
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Sept 26, 2010 12:54:51 GMT -5
13. If, somehow, you manage to beat the Undertaker, leave it at that. Do not accept challenges for rematches. Do not escalate into gimmick matches. Find someone else to fight.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2010 12:59:20 GMT -5
14. To increase your odds, consult Teddy Long, but only if he's on probation
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Post by indymadman on Sept 26, 2010 13:56:40 GMT -5
15. If held by the arm whilst Undertaker is climbing the ropes... do not move, do not pull your arm away, do not do anything but balance him as he walks the ropes so he may jump off and hit you.
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
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Post by Vampiro138 on Sept 26, 2010 14:05:37 GMT -5
16 - if the undertaker raises up while your about to deliver your finisher...unless your the rock..just run away
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Sept 26, 2010 14:13:58 GMT -5
NEVER, AND I SAID NEVER challenged the undertaker to a hell in a cell match, unless you're in a win streak or you had a feeling that some masked guy could help you
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Post by Enrico Palazzo on Sept 26, 2010 14:22:33 GMT -5
Try to come out second. That whole mindgames lark wont take effect if you're in the back flirting with Kelly Kelly.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Sept 26, 2010 14:26:54 GMT -5
Never put Taker out of action he will just come back and beat you
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2010 14:30:59 GMT -5
Don't get your family involved.
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