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Post by ben:friendship frog on Sept 22, 2010 20:19:06 GMT -5
No, it's not a Benoit thread.
Just before the WWE Championship Challenge main event:
Justin Roberts: Before the WWE Championship Challenge begins, a former WWE Champion would like to be recognised. Ladies and gentlemen.. JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD!!
*JBL (at the announce table with Cole) stands up and waves at the crowd as Cole claps along, a small JBL chant starts up.
JBL gives a note to the timekeeper and tells him to tell Justin Roberts to read the note..*
Justin Roberts (as JBL stands listening intently & proud) : John Bradshaw Layfield came from humble beginnings, living on a poor dirt farm right here in Texas to go on to make millions of dollars upon leaving the Lone Star state.
Now residing in a lavish penthouse apartment in New York City, JBL not only dominates Wall Street but dominates all forms of media. The John Bradshaw Layfield radio show is broadcasted on over 150 stations and he can be seen regularly on the Fox News Channel.
In the ring, JBL's physical dominance made him the longest reigning WWE Champion in nearly ten years. JBL is not only the greatest champion in sports entertainment history but also, your wrestling God.
*JBL sits down, takes off his hat, nods and goes back to paperwork. Cole stares at him flabbergasted.*
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Well, that was harder than when we used to be able to link YouTube videos. Anyone who remembers this will remember how random & hilarious it was. Heel Cole is great, but this was just awesome.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Sept 22, 2010 20:55:56 GMT -5
I had never heard of this until you posted it. I now feel slightly more fulfilled.
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