Least impressive monster

[Goldenbane]

I was just wondering, fellow crappers, of all the scary movies you all have seen, what monster do you think is the least credible? I mean, what monster movie have you seen...and you can't help but think "how can the victims NOT beat this creature?"

[Bub (BLM)]

Chucky. He's got to have the proportional strength of a person that size. So basically a toddler. Instead of running from him like a chickenshit, why not just kick his ass and rip his head off?

[Orange]

Oct 19, 2010 2:46:36 GMT -5 Bub (BLM) said:

Chucky. He's got to have the proportional strength of a person that size. So basically a toddler. Instead of running from him like a chickens***, why not just kick his ass and rip his head off?

Seriously, this. I haven't seen any of the Leprechaun movies, but he appears to be small like Chucky too. Just step on his ass and be done!

[shiranui]

OH MY GOD! IT'S A... mutant... sheep... thing? And it terrorizes people by, uh, lumbering around slowly!

[Skeptical Mind]

Any killer doll/puppet/dwarf.

The zombie sheep from Black Sheep.

The monster from Darkness Falls who could only move in complete darkness. Not exactly hard to avoid.

The Graboids from Tremors. Get off the goddamn ground, movie over.

Honorable mention goes to any slasher/killer who was knocked down, disarmed or incapacitated and the victims chose to run away instead of stabbing them in the neck while they are unconscious on the ground.

[The poster with no name]

That Pinata one.

[Orange]

Oct 19, 2010 3:21:16 GMT -5 Skeptical Mind said:

Honorable mention goes to any slasher/killer who was knocked down, disarmed or incapacitated and the victims chose to run away instead of stabbing them in the neck while they are unconscious on the ground.

So what you're trying to say is, every slasher film ever? ;D

[Junkenstein]

That dumb black slime thing that killed Tasha Yar in Star Trek: TNG.

[YellowJacketY2J]

Do remember that most slasher villains don't die via a simple stabbing. Hell, most don't die period! I do agree with Chucky and Leprechaun. The only time I can see a victim dying at their hands is:

1) A sneak attack, which happens often.

2) Being surprised that a doll is moving on it's own/that a Leprechaun actually exists, and he's not a pussy like the one from the Lucky Charms box.

[Ash Kingston]

I'm feeling positively cheeky right now, sooooo...

[bibboid]

Mothra - Nothing more than a giant freaking moth. Hit it with a flamethrower and it should burst into flames and crash. Big deal.

[hossfan]

"I am TorGo. I tAKE are OF tHE place WHen THE MASteR is aWAY." *weird bleats*

[BoilerRoomBrawler]

Oct 19, 2010 10:36:57 GMT -5 YellowJacketY2J said:

Do remember that most slasher villains don't die via a simple stabbing. Hell, most don't die period! I do agree with Chucky and Leprechaun. The only time I can see a victim dying at their hands is:

1) A sneak attack, which happens often.

2) Being surprised that a doll is moving on it's own/that a Leprechaun actually exists, and he's not a pussy like the one from the Lucky Charms box.

People forget that Chucky is probably the heavyweight champ of terrifying children. But in any case he does usually set up traps or else maneuver himself into advantageous positions. Furthermore, he is a creepy-ass doll, living or not. Last, the movies seem to imply that he has strength equivalent to his human form - so he's also much stronger than you'd think.

As for the Leprechaun, well, I don't know about you guys, but I've seen enough of those movies against my better judgment to know that a lot of his victims would have survived if they just gave him his goddamn gold back. If you get greedy and don't return it to him, you will suffer the consequences. I'd give the Leprechaun the edge in many battles against other characters because he's actually quite powerful due to his magic.

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[BoilerRoomBrawler]

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[Paul]

Oct 19, 2010 2:46:36 GMT -5 Bub (BLM) said:

Chucky. He's got to have the proportional strength of a person that size. So basically a toddler. Instead of running from him like a chickens***, why not just kick his ass and rip his head off?

I think (though this isn't really explained in the movies) that Chucky has strength relative to that of an adult.

[Goldenbane]

Oct 19, 2010 6:48:37 GMT -5 Junkenstein said:

That dumb black slime thing that killed Tasha Yar in Star Trek: TNG.

UGH! I swear that creature had what I call "Superman/Godzilla disease." No matter what the Enterprise crew threw at it, it was "invincible to that!" Almost like it had a plot shield or was personally protected by the script writer or something. Then the sorry ass way they ended that episode too..."well, I guess some creatures just have to kill. We don't need justice for Tasha, screw her!" and the Enterprise just leaves, with the monster giggling all the while. Such bs.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

U.S. Godzilla actually lost to goddamn conventional weaponry. What the f***!

[Yami Daimao]

Oct 19, 2010 12:20:29 GMT -5 Paul said:

Oct 19, 2010 2:46:36 GMT -5 Bub (BLM) said:

Chucky. He's got to have the proportional strength of a person that size. So basically a toddler. Instead of running from him like a chickens***, why not just kick his ass and rip his head off?

I think (though this isn't really explained in the movies) that Chucky has strength relative to that of an adult.

That still won't prevent him from getting his ass punted a good few yards. He's a doll, kick his ass, remove the head, burn the body and head until they're nothing but gooey plastic, and be done with it.