Stand Up for The 'Crap!

[Bang Bang Bart]

I'm not gonna give you ten exact steps to do so, just go crazy. Do what you can to stand up for us.

[Ash Kingston]

I highly recommend not standing up when taking a crap, however, as that will simply make a mess of wherever you're standing and whatever you're wearing. But yes, stand up for the 'Crap!

Step One: Place hands on arm rests of chair; push self up until fully vertical.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

In 2009, The 'Crap Forums generated $500 million internet dollars for the growing comedic Photoshop industry. As The 'Crap Forums is a not-for-profit organisation, every last cent was donated to lolcat shelters.

[Bang Bang Bart]

Over the last year, The 'Crap forums has entertained everyone through their hilarious Photoshop threads. Did You Know that over a million people have enjoyed and have been entertained by The 'Crap's Photoshop threads? (Well, it might not be exactly 'over a million', but still...)

[Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture]

Every day, The 'Crap produces such fun, wholesome, family-friendly entertainment, like STARWANG, Cthulhu's Fanservice threads and "Girl-tells-us-how-yogurt-makes-her-poop-better" appreciation threads

[Ash Kingston]

Did you know that The 'Crap was the first site to break the news that Patti Mayonnaise is actually a lesbian?

We were.

[Pervy Stone Cold]

Oct 19, 2010 11:51:05 GMT -5 Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture said:

Every day, The 'Crap produces such fun, wholesome, family-friendly entertainment, like STARWANG, Cthulhu's Fanservice threads and "[glow=red,2,300]Girl-tells-us-how-yogurt-makes-her-poop-better[/glow]" appreciation threads

If I had to guess...... Banjo's thread?

[Bang Bang Bart]

In the fall of 2010, The 'Crap was privileged and honoured to have Scott Pilgrim, the eponymous protagonist of the comics and cult motion picture classic join its illustrious ranks. His "Ask Scott Pilgrim" thread has entertained millions (will check to verify), and Pilgrim continues to make everyone smile to this day.

[Bo Rida]

The crap offers an invaluable service that informs people that Jurassic Bark is shown on TV.

[Chainsaw]

#3. Whenever Chainsaw isn't on the boards, someone should always be asking "Where's Chainsaw?"

[bibboid]

I use The 'Crap every time I do my laundry and my clothes have never been cleaner or smelled better.

["Twisted and Tormented" Ash]

The 'Crap has been giving everyone a daily dose of laughter rather it's Photoshop pictures, funny and yet silly threads mainly the appreciation one or just overall the comments people make.

[Deleted]

One thing about The 'Crap is, it's a family thing.

"Suddenly, there's 80,000 (93,000 (over 9000)) users AND A WORLDWIDE INTERNET BASEMENT AUDIENCE!!!"

One of the unique things about our forums, is that all of our topics are rated *piece of paper* (sometimes a thumbs up or ). We bring forth such a guaranteed fanbase. If you look out in our crowd you see old, young, male, female, the people who are total dorks, that 15-35 demographic that dictate what's quote, unquote "Snitsky" or not.



The 'Crap forums aren't just the largest, moving, photoshop juggernaut on the face of the earth, it also gives back to the community.

Some of The 'Crap's biggest stars here, encouraging young posters to brag about their post counts. The 'Smackdown your Star Count' encourages the basement demographic and it gives the mods a chance to connect to the Bodydonna's of the next 10 minutes.

(And FYI, not complaining about that, not a scorned victim of it either).

The 'Crap knows what I know, Patti Mayonaisse is our finest lesbian.

The 'Crap's involvement with "...is a dick!" has made so many people, understand the truth.



The 'Crap is...unbelievable. They understand at the end of the day, it's about quoting posts and "fixing" them.

Poster's are true fanatics, they get WAY into it. When you're standing in a sea of 8,439 people who are going absolutely insane (and probably are), you can't help but get wrapped up in it.

WELCOME TO THE WORRRRLD! (to the worrrrld, to the worrrrld, to the worrrld).

[Demented]

Did you know that The 'Crap has it own insane asylum? Located in the Off-Topic section, The Funny Farm is the place where The 'Crap sends its most "insane" posters to stay. Under the care of Dr. Demented and nurse Harley Quinn, posters are treated to the best in strange, bizarre and kinky pictures of their favorite female superheros and villains.

[bob]

*tapes fists*

[Cyborg Franky]

Did you know The 'Crap is home of the best Kimberly, the Pink Ranger fans.

[El Hijo De Slapnuts]

The 'Crap is the greatest forum on this planet,and we are a great role model for the rest of th Interwebz;now remember on election day to vote for our candidate.....Madison Carter!

[Deleted]

Did you know that The 'Crap is home to some of the best internet discussions on Earth? Where else can you have a place to quote off just the episode of The Simpsons where Homer goes to college? Nowhere, that's where.

[TuneinTokyo]

I voluntarily immerse myself in 'Crap daily, sometime twice a day.

["The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed]

Did you know that The 'Crap, unlike that tosspot A.J. Styles, is a friend to THE GAY COMMUNITY!!? It's true. In fact, The Crap has it's own all-LGBTQ faction called the GWO, which regularly discusses such key issues as:

*Cody Rhodes' penis size.
*Martin Landau's Oscar-winning performance in 'Ed Wood'.
*How Generation Me looks wearing nothing but towels.
*British techno-pop.
*Kelly Kelly's alleged promiscuity.
*Our plans to take over the world and force everyone to... oh wait, that was supposed to be a secret. Okay everyone, nothing to see here. Nope, no gay agenda here, no sir!

So support your local The Crap today! Or the GWO will beat you down and spraypaint 'Fabulous' on your back in rainbow colours.