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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 17:23:13 GMT -5
Tiebreaker vote: Cury Man with a moonsault
Petey takes out Dude Love while Curry Man hits the Spice Rack on Stevie!
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Tenay: Well Curry Man gets the win for his team. West: Lucky nobody is jumping out of the crowd to attack him this week.
*Jesse Neal and Shannon Moore are shown backstage*
YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
MY NAME IS SHANNON MOORE AND I MAY HAVE BEEN AROUND HERE FOR AWHILE BUT Y'KNOW WHAT HASN'T?!
IS IT THE METAL?!
HELL YEAH IT'S THE METAL!! YOU SEE WE'RE LIKE THE METAL ME AND JESSE HERE!
YOU CAN'T f***ING KILL US!! YOU KNOW WHY?! CAUSE IT'S f***ING METAL!!
f***ING METAL!!
f***ING METAL!!
YEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
AND Y'KNOW WHAT? HERNANDEZ IS BIG RIGHT!?
YEAH HE'S REALLY BIG!!
KNOW WHAT'S REALLY f***ING METAL!?
GIANT SLAYING IS REALLY f***ING METAL!
f*** YEAH IT'S f***ING METAL!
KNOW WHAT ELSE IS METAL?!
HURTING YOURSELF! SO LETS f*** SABU UP TO FOR THE METAL!!
THE f***ING METAL YEAH!!!
THE f***ING METAL!!
*Kiyoshi walks on-screen and puts his arms around Neal and Moore*
This is why I like you two Gaijin as followers your easy to find with all the screaming. You know who invented the metal boys?
SWEDEN?!
NORWAY?!
No silly Gaijin. Did Italy invent Alcohol because they made Wine? Did Scotland invent drunkeness? No these were all things that America took from them and made better and refined them so haard that now? You can taste and hear the freedom.
Also did you know that I heard Sabu say that Sabbath sucks?
WHAT?!
WHAT!?
LETS f*** THEM UP FOR THE METAL!!!
THE METAL!!
Exactly now go eat a bat or something Gaijin. I have a triumphant return to get ready for against Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy who is according to what I've heard big in a certain filthy hellhole that I hate. I think I'll kick his head back there.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 17:25:38 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 236 pounds, Matt Hardy!
*Matt Hardy grabs a mic*
Hello boys and girls, My name is Matt Hardy, and I am here to explain to each and everyone how awesome I am.
Now, I know some of you have heard rumors about me, so here are some facts to get to know me better:
First off, I can not slap a tornado. I have tried, and my hand just goes through it like a ghost.
Secondly, at home, I have a pet Metacarpal fish I call Crash in memory of a fallen friend. By the way, don't google or wikipedia my pet, cause you won't find it. It is that awesome.
Finally, ladies I am in fact single. For those who want to date me, I enjoy walks on the beach, sex on the beach, and cuddling on the beach.....not in that order mind you.
This has been a Matt Hardy presentation. He is in fact awesome, and all should take notice
JB: ANd his opponent, from Osaka, Japan, weighing 210 pounds, Kiyoshi!
Tenay: Matt Hardy won in his WCTNA debut last week, can he make it two in a row? West: Well he beat a Jap last week and he'll have to do it again. Tenay: Yeah, that's not offensive at all. West: How is that offensive?
Matt Hardy v Kiyoshi 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2011 17:27:49 GMT -5
So is that Jeff Hardy's heel theme I've heard is apparently not sucky like his first theme supposedly is?
Because in all honesty...it's pretty good. I wouldn't know, what with that not watching iMPACT.
Anyway, Kiyoshi with THE AMERICANRANA!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 17:29:46 GMT -5
Yeah, that is Jeff's heel theme. The reason Matt has it is that I gave him it as his entrance in the official list on the other board because it was part of what I was gonna do with him. Then I forgot about that when Cageking took him. So I sorted that.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2011 17:31:29 GMT -5
*listens to Matt Hardy's TNA theme*
.....wow, that's awful.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 17:32:54 GMT -5
I know. Tell Cageking to change it to Another Me immediately!
Oh and is that promo gonna get finished?
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2011 17:33:54 GMT -5
I know. Tell Cageking to change it to Another Me immediately! Oh and is that promo gonna get finished? Not sure. Possibly.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 17:36:36 GMT -5
I know. Tell Cageking to change it to Another Me immediately! Oh and is that promo gonna get finished? Not sure. Possibly. Well I do kinda need to know for the match.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 17:38:53 GMT -5
Matt Hardy goes for the Twist of Fate but Kiyoshi counters into a small package.
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JB: Here is your winner, Kiyoshi!
Tenay: Kiyoshi suprising Matt Hardy here! West: Well that's another fact about Matt Hardy. He just got beat by Kiyoshi. Tenay: Wait, I'm hearing something is going on in the back. West: Well let's go to the back then!
We are sent to the backstage area, where officials and road agents are attending to a fallen Curry Man! Petey Williams and Christy Hemme are in stunned silence, as medics arrive at the scene. There is a pool of blood to the left of Curry Man, and a steel pipe to the right. Questions immediately are hurled around like a sack of potatoes. Will Curry Man be able to compete? Who did this? Why Curry Man? It's all a big mess. An ambulance arrives, ready to take Curry Man to local hospital. But as everybody gets him into a proper position, Christy notices something.
Wait a minute. Look!
Everyone turns there heads, and spies a small envelope under the head of Curry Man. Spice Girl opens it up, revealing a note written in regular handwriting. She eyes it with psycho like intent, before sighing and throwing it to the ground. Other workers around her ask what the note said, but Spice Girl has no comment, too busy attending to Curry Man. However, the cameraman decides to sneak a peek of the letter for the fans. As Curry Man is being loaded in, the cameraman grabs the note and zooms in on it. It says:
I know everything that you don't want them to know; At AAO, I will see you there. Bro.
Tenay: No. No way! West: But he was fired! Tenay: Well obviously he's back.
The camera slowly fades to black....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2011 17:39:08 GMT -5
Way to sell that promo. Kiyoshi hits a Tope.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2011 17:40:40 GMT -5
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 17:42:23 GMT -5
*The Beautiful People come down to the ring, but not in their usual fashion. The two slowly making their way down to the ring, keeping an eye on one another. As they enter Velvet asks for the mic.*
I want you all to know... that I've had the absolute worst possible week of my life. First, someone bought some Chanel knockoff eyeliner and my eyes broke out in a rash. Then, some emo chick with a Flock of Seagulls haircut is sent to do my hair... I don't THINK so!!
And all that would have been alot more bearable... had I had Angelina by my side like she always had been in the past. Angie... who am I suppose to vent all my frustrations at all the morons in the world? Who am I suppose to look for support in this crowd of freaks and rejects? *Boos*
*Angelina shrugs and says something inaudible due to the boos*
Look, I know you are angry at me. And you may have every right to be. But we're besties! And you KNOW I deserve a shot at the women's title just as much as you! You know that more than anyone else in this business.
So I have a proposal for you. How about you and me... tonight...in a no holds barred match?
*Angelina looks suprised*
How about WCTNA? Who here wants to see the Beautiful People... the two best women wrestlers in this business... rip each other apart in this very ring ... tonight!? *Loud Cheers*
*Angelina looks very suspiciously at Velvet.*
Oh, don't get the wrong impression. This isn't for my title shot. This is to relieve some of that pent up aggression thatboth... yes, both... of us have. I plan on trying to rip you apart tonight... as I'm expecting you to try the same on me.
But when it is all said and done, and we are both bruised, bleeding and broken... and regardless of who wins... I'll be standing in the middle of this ring afterwards... ready to put everything in the past to rest. I'll have arms wide open, ready to hug my bestest friend in the world... Angelina Love.
*Angelina considers everything that Velvet just said.*
So how about it Angie? You ready to do this?
*Angelina slowly takes the mic and looks out into the WCTNA audience... then turns back to Velvet...* You're on!
Angelina Love v Velvet Sky 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2011 17:45:24 GMT -5
Velvet Sky dropkicks barbed wire into Angelina's back....somehow.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 17:46:30 GMT -5
I'm mad that you insinuated that the Scots didn't invent drunkeness. How DARE you. I'll have you know that drunkeness was the product of a joint venture between us and the Irish.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 17:56:25 GMT -5
Angelina goes for the Botox Injection but Velvet dodges and Angelina nails the referee. Velvet comes at Angelina but Angelina nails the Light's Out! As Angelina checks on the ref, Daffney slides in with a chair and nails her in the back. Daffney exits out and Velvet gets to their feet, having completely missed what just happened. velvet hits the Skyliner as the ref comes to.
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JB: Here is your winner, Velvet Sky!
Velvet goes to hug Angelina but Angelina pushes her off and leaves the ring.
West: She doesn't think Velvet hit her with the chair does she? Tenay: It seems so. West: But it was Daffney! Tenay: That didn't alliviate the tension between the Beautiful People, it may have just added to it.
I'm standing by backstage with the man challenging for...
Say it right.
What?
Pope told you how to say it, so say it right, girl!
I'm here with the man winning the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship at Against All Odds, D'Angelo Dinero.
That's more like it, honey.
*sigh*
Last week, you and Mr. Anderson failed to pick up the win against Sting and Jay Le...
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Get your facts straight, girl! Pope didn't lose a damn thing last week. Kenny's the one who got dropped by Jay-Jay after they knocked Pope Daddy unconscious by throwin' him into the stairs.
Wait, when did that ha...
The point is, Brooke, Pope didn't lose. Anderson did. So don't go puttin' another man's failures on Pope's shoulders just because he happened to be teaming with a guy who failed to get things done last week.
But while Pope's speakin' on that, he's got a message for the Stinger. Steve, you won last week. Pope will give credit where it is due. But you only won because you had the World Champion out there watchin' your back. Come this Friday, you're goin' home with an empty waist and a sorry face.
While you're on the subject of Sting, any words for him regarding your match tonight?
Why ya interrupting me, girl? I was gettin' to that! Hell, I already got to that. Stinger, you ain't winnin' on Friday because you got the unfortunate luck of steppin' into the ring tonight with THE man in WCTNA, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero. And while Pope won't guarantee you're not making it to Against All Odds, that's only because you've got something we want, so taking you out would go against our interests.
But Pope can guarantee you this, old man. You're not winning tonight, and you're not winning at Against All Odds. And you are definitely not making it to Against All Odds at 100%. Pope didn't get the chance to beat Jay Lethal like he said he was gonna last week, so this is the last chance he gets to make an impact before the title match. And an impact Pope's gonna make. Sting is probably the greatest name WCTNA's ever had. Course, that was before D'Angelo Dinero showed up. Tonight, Pope's gonna show everybody why he is the shining light, the guiding light of WCTNA, the crown jewel of pro wrestling!
And Pope is gonna show you and Jay Lethal what you're gonna be come Against All Odds, Sting:
History.
Pope's done, girl. Get to steppin'.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 17:58:38 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is schduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
JB: And his opponent, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, he is the WCTNA Legends Champion, "The Icon" Sting!
Tenay: The number one contender for the world championship abouyt to do battle with the Legends champion here. West: yeah, this really should be great.
D'Angelo Dinero v Sting 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2011 18:11:31 GMT -5
Damn, got back just in time to miss my match.
Sorry, PN, had to run out and pick up dinner for everybody.
F***ing Super Bowl.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 18:14:06 GMT -5
Sting gets Dinero in the corner and goes for the Stinger Splash but Dinero moves. Dinero goes for the Pope Mobile but Sting dodges and sets up for ath Scorpion Deathdrop but Anderson run in an attacks Sting with a bat.
Tenay: Well the ref has thrown the match out here. This is chaos. West: Anderson beating Sting with that trademark bat. I can't believe it.
Anderson stands over Sting, bat in hand.
*Tara is backstage*
So last week, last week went pretty much as I thought it would. Because we knew what would happen. I would take you down but just before I finish you off, your gal pal with the spilt personality disorder would get involved. So why did I go through with it? Because I hoped, somewhere, you would have the decency to face me woman to woman. I guess I was wrong. Instead you rather throw around cheap insults and double team me.
You think this is the first time I've been made fun of? Sticks and stones and all that. But my problem is that everything has to be about you. In the wrld of Sarita, nobody else matters. There are more important things than you.
I never pretended to be perfect. In fact I'm pretty far from perfect. But at least I can admit that. I'm not so trapped in my own hype that lose sight of what's important. And here's the sad thing, you may actually live up to your own self-image. How long did you hold that Women's title? And you did it without Winter or taking cheapshots.
But maybe that's what this is. Maybe that's all this ever has been. You're scared. You haven't been in the Women's title picture for nearly a year, you lost the tag titles to a team nobody gave a chance to. You've lost your edge. And you can't accept it. And you make fin opf me for not being what I once was.
So here's what's gonna happen. I'm challenging you to another match. At Against All Odds. Me versus you and Winter. Only this time, I won't be coming alone.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 18:17:04 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Queens, New York, Becky Bayless!
JB: Her partner, from Los Angeles, California, Christy Hemme!
JB: And their opponents, Taylor Wilde and the WCTNA Women's Champion Daffney!
Tenay: Well Christy getting back in the ring here and she couldn't have picked a worse. West: Yeah she's got Taylor Wilde and the Women's champion. Tenay: Becky isn't a bad choice for a partner.
Daffney & Taylor Wilde v Christy Hemme & Becky Bayless 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2011 18:18:37 GMT -5
Hmmmm..........Daffney and Taylor with some kind of double-team suplex-y thing.
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