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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 18:29:26 GMT -5
Daffney hits the Lobotomy on Becky as Taylor cuts of Christy.
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JB: Here are your winners, Taylor Wilde and Daffney!
Taylor throws Christy to Daffney who hits the Daff Knees. Taylor hands Daffney a mic.
Okay, now before I was so rudely interupted before.
Christy, it's good you want to get so psychically involved. Because that's exactly what Raven wants. Taylor wasn't sure but me and him, we knew that with just the right prodding you'd leap in head first. Of course they won't give us the match he really wants. So we came up with an alternative.
I let Raven borrow Taylor. As long as he takes care of her. And at Against All Odds it'll be Raven and Taylor v you and AJ. Now of course Raven wants you in tip top shape for the PPV. But he said nothing about Becky here. So Tay, if you don't mind...
*Taylor exits the ring and retreives Daffney's toolbox. Hamada charges down to the ring. Daffney swings the toolbox at Hamada but Hamada ducks and kicks her low. Hamada lifts Daffney up for the Hamada Driver but Taylor pulls Daffney off Hamada's shoulders and the two of them escape up the aisle.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 18:32:52 GMT -5
*Amazing Red is in the ring*
You see that? Last week I proved to the world I'm not a punk ass bitch. One win is all it takes homies.....and now, I demand my rightful shot at the X Division title. What will it be Eric?
*Brian Kendrick's music play as he walks down the ramp getting some boos from the crowd.*
Red, Red, Red. How quickly you forget me. See, you got one win, last week. Me, I've gotten two wins over YOU! If anyone deserves his shot at Young and that X Division title it's me, the technical MASTER!! Brian...KENDRICK!!! And if you were wondering, you didn't prove a thing, we all KNOW you're still a punk ass bitch, and let's go ahead and add whiny to that too.
*Eric Young appears at the top of the ramp, speaking as he heads down to the ring.*
Are you two done? Because I know better than anybody else that these people don't watch this show to see people whining!
Now I know I said last week that the open challenge I laid down for Against All Odds was first come, first serve. Ordinarily I'd come out here and say you two should have a match with each other. But since there's two of you here, the way I see it, we have two options.
You two have a match, right here, right now. And the winner challenges me on Friday. But I'm gonna go out on a limb and say neither of you are too keen on that idea, are ya?
Not really, no.
Fine, fine. Then we go with option B. Both of you show up at Against All Odds and I successfully defend this title against the two of you!
Does that work for everybody?
*EY slides into the ring, waiting for a response.*
You know what Eric, that's actually a good idea! Who knew you actually had a brain in there?
So, come Against All Odds, I will do just that and not only beat my demon in Mr. Burro Kendrick....but reclaim the one thing that I deserve.....the X Division Title.
You're welcome to try, Red, same as Kendrick is. But as I've already said, I don't plan on being remembered as the guy who got a fluke win over Samoa Joe then dropped the title immediately. So if you want this title, you're not getting it without the fight of your life.
*Red considers this. Then he attacks Young. Kendricdk joins in and the two of them double team Young until Alex Shelley runs in.*
West: Alex Shelley? What's he doing here? Tenay: He was supposed to face Brian Kendrick tonight.
*Shelley joins in until security runs out to seperate all four men. Eric Bischoff comes out.*
Hey, hey! If you four want to fight you can do it in the ring. Get me a ref out here!
Eric Young & Alex Shelley v Amazing Red & Brian Kendrick 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2011 18:34:13 GMT -5
EY and Shelley hit the ASCS Rush on Brian Kendrick.
....or, I suppose in this case it's the ASEY rush. Which doesn't sound as good.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 18:44:14 GMT -5
Red hits a dropkick on Shelley then goes for a tag. But Kendrick drops off the apron and walks away. Shelley tags in Young how hits the Showstopper on Red!
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JB: Here are your winners, Eric Young and Alex Shelley!
West: The X Divisio champion picks up the win. Tenay: Yeah, thanks to Kendrcik leaving his partner high and dry. West: Well it'll be every man for himself at Against All Odds. Tenay: Well let's go to an interview that was recorded earlier with Mr Anderson.
Christy Hemme is in the interview area.
Christy Hemme here, and I'm talking with
*sigh*
Mr. Anderson, or whatever he's calling himself this week.
Anderson enters frame, but now he is dressed up like WolfPac Sting, complete with red makeup and fake goatee.
Hello, Christy, good to see you up on your feet again.
Christy rolls her eyes.
That's right, Sting, the Wolfpac has arrived, and I'm not alone tonight, come on out, "Scotty"
Enter James Storm, dressed as Scott Hall, his hair slicked back, a toothpick in his mouth and a beer in his hand.
Hey, yo.
Don't worry, Lethal, I haven't forgotten about you, tonight the WolfPac is going to destroy you, and there's somebody who wants to watch you get your ass kicked more than anybody, isn't that right, Randy?
OOOOOHHHH YEAHHHHHHH!
Robert Roode walks up behind Andersting and Storm Hall, dressed as Randy Savage.
Dig it!
I would have had a couple of jobbers dress as Konnan and Nash, but frankly, Sting you're not worth THAT much effort.
Hey, yo.
Storm Hall takes another swig of beer and accidentally starts choking on the toothpick, Roode gives him the heimlich and Storm coughs up the toothpick, which hits Christy in the face.
Oh, God, that is IT, I can't take this right now, here's the damn mic.
Christy storms off.
Women.
Sting, at Against All Odds I prove once and for all that you have no place in this business anymore, and I hope that I've pissed you off enough that you come at me with everything you have so I can show the world that it still isn't enough.
As for you Lethal, tonight I have one job, and that's to soften you up for the PPV, so get ready for the worst beating of your life.
OOOOHH YEAHHHH!
Lethal, I'm about to come out there and expose you as just as much of a joke as all these goofball antics tonight, or my name isn't . . .
STINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
ANNNDERRRSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 18:47:54 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 505 pounds, Hernandez and Sabu!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 442 pounds, Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal, Ink Inc!
Tenay: Well we saw Ink Inc with a new attitude earlier and now they're in action. West: f***ing metal! Tenay:...don't do that.
Ink Inc v Hernandez & Sabu 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2011 18:49:13 GMT -5
Inc Ink hit Sabu with a Con-Chair-To while the ref is distracted...
...BY THE F***ING METAL!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 18:59:32 GMT -5
Moore and Neal toss Hernandez out and hit the Samoan Drop/Moorgasm combination on Sabu.
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JB: Here are your winners, Ink Inc!
Tenay: Ink Inc's new attitide paying off for them here. West: F***ING METAL! Tenay: I'm telling you for the last time, will you stop that?
*Kurt Angle is shown walking backstage. He approaches Jeff Jarrett's office and knocks on the door.*
Jeff, it's Kurt. Can I come in? I really need to talk to you.
Well I kinda need to talk to you too. What's this about possibly retiring?
*Kurt enters the office and takes a seat opposite Jeff*
I'm not going to lie to you here. These past couple of months have been great helping you and the others fight against the Chosen. It's just... as of late, I'm starting to feel out of place. Beer Money would have destroyed me at Genesis if it wasn't for Abyss and I can't keep up with the likes of Pope anymore. Besides, Sting can still be the mentor of the group. I just don't want to hold progress back because I don't know when to quit.
Well if that's the way you feel, Kurt, I'm not gonna try and talk you out of it. But we need you. We really do. The likes of Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin and Jay Lethal especially. Putting all this Frontline and Chosen stuff aside, there's a lot of pressure on him as champion. You've been there and done that. Sting is busy with the Legends title. You could really help him. You are still an asset, Kurt. And that forgetting the fact you are the best wrestler today, arguably one of the best of all time. You still have a place here.
Isn't it a little hypocritical on my part though? Hogan and Bischoff are saying they want to base this company around the future and I've certainly had my day in the sun. At the same time, you want to keep a balance of order, sticking with the guys who helped built this place but I only showed up in 2006 and even then, it took me a while to look after other talent. Jay didn't need me to win the world title and judging from what I've seen of him, he doesn't need me to help him keep it either.
There are still things you can do. Jay got in that position because you took him under your wing. Whether you want to take credit or not, you are a large part of why he is world champion now.
Maybe but let's say I get that urge to be world champion again. If I can't beat Dinero, how am I expected to do against someone like Jay?
How? Because you're Kurt freakin' Angle, that's how. I never thought you, of all people, would start to doubt yourself.
You can only brag about winning a gold medal with a broken freakin' neck for so long. Besides, you know how many times my neck's been hurt or I've been depended on medication just to get through a match. I don't want to be that guy anymore. I want to walk away while I still can, not pushed out in a wheelchair.
Well like I said, I still think you have plenty to offer. But if that's your decision I'll have to support it.
Just give me a few days to think things over and I'll have made my mind up by Against All Odds.
Well I hope you make the right choice. Not just for WCTNA, but for yourself.
Thanks for your time Jeff.
*Kurt offers a handshake. Jarrett accepts.*
Well I think the fact you used to be married to my wife lends us a common bond.
Maybe so. At least Karen's happy with you.
Yeah, well still waters and all that. I'll see you, Kurt.
Yeah... see you soon Jeff.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 19:02:15 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Green Bay, Wisconson, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!
JB: And his opponent, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, Jay Lethal!
Tenay: What a huge main event we have for iMPACT tonight. West: Yeah, the world champion v the #1 contender for the Legends title. Tenay: And after what we say earlier, I don't expect this to end well.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2011 19:04:42 GMT -5
Kennedy Kennedy with a Lariat Lariat.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 19:14:42 GMT -5
Lethal talkes control as D'Angelo Dinero comes down. Anderson reverses and irish whip and hits Lethal in the back with his cane. this allows Anderson to hit the Mic Check!
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JB: Here is your winner, Mr Anderson!
West: Anderson just beat the world champion! Tenay: Yeah, thanks to Dinero and his cane.
Dinero grabs the world title while Anderson holds Lethal fr him. Suddenly Sting hits the ring with his bat. Anderson and Dinero bail asnd Sting helps Lethal to his feet as iMPACT goes off the air.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 6, 2011 19:16:23 GMT -5
Oh my god, it's a miracle. Pope actually factored into a finish in a way that matters! That hasn't happened until now while I've had him.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 6, 2011 19:18:07 GMT -5
Thanks to Tank, PN, Hayden, Cageking, superalbino, lodirulz, TTS, mikey, SNS and Jono. Updated PPV card in the first post.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2011 18:26:09 GMT -5
Several things coming up all Ink Inc. related.
Ink Inc. Challenges Canadian Curry to a match. If Curry Man is otherwise preoccupied they challenge Petey to find anyone he wants to replace him Ink Inc. will devastate them FOR THE f***ING METAL!!!
Jesse Neal's new finisher is a Running Headbutt to the Chest called ''One Man Mosh Pit''.
Shannon Moore's new finish is a Springboard Dropkick called ''The Dirty Needle''.
This is Ink Inc's new theme.
f*** the Packers.
From the Desk of Kiyoshi.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 7, 2011 21:12:25 GMT -5
Ink Inc. Challenges Canadian Curry to a match. If Curry Man is otherwise preoccupied they challenge Petey to find anyone he wants to replace him Ink Inc. will devastate them FOR THE f***ING METAL!!! Canadian Curry accepts! Greg Jennings should have been MVP. From the desk of Alex Shelley.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2011 21:13:50 GMT -5
Know what that is? f***ing Metal.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 7, 2011 21:14:09 GMT -5
Guys, can I get the PPV done first please? Thank you.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 7, 2011 21:51:25 GMT -5
Guys, can I get the PPV done first please? Thank you. Hey, requests for guys that aren't on the PPV don't hurt. Now if I was going around requesting matches for Pope and EY even though the PPV hasn't happened yet, that would be a problem. ...but since he's not booked, Joe demands a victim on iMPACT this week.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2011 0:04:19 GMT -5
Besides that Pay Per View lacks Metal.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Feb 8, 2011 0:05:22 GMT -5
...but since he's not booked, Joe demands a victim on iMPACT this week. Nick or Matt Jackson would like to be that victim.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2011 19:26:01 GMT -5
By the way Because Matt Hardy alwys pleases the fans, He changes his theme to Another Me
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