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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 17:38:07 GMT -5
Hi, Brooke here backstage with the TNA Legends Champion, Mr. Anderson, later tonight, Morgan Jackson goes one on one with the man you beat for that title, Sting, for the opportunity to face you for the Legends Championship, so I have to ask, which man would you rather face?
Firast of all, Brooke, You and I realy have to get to know each other, I mean, I'm used to Christy, I had a lot of material on her.
Anderson holds up a thick file folder that says SLUT JOKES on the front.
and now that she's dealing with this whole Raven-Styles thing and she's not interviewing me anymore, it's all gone to waste.
Anderson casually tosses the folder behind him and papers go flying.
So, Brooke, what's wrong with you that I can make fun of?
*sigh*
My big butt?
Anderson kises her on the forehead.
Thank you, you're very sweet.
Now, to answer your question, Bubblebutt, I think it's obvious which man I want to face.
Sting, you just don't learn, do you?
Out of the pure, unadulterated kindness of my heart, I allowed you the ability to breathe under your own power, but apparently, you just haven't had enough pain, so I hope you do get lucky andsomehow, miraculously pull off a fluke victory over Morgan Jackson tonight, so at Destination X, I can finish the job and get rid of you once and for all.
Now, on the other hand, this Morgan Jackson kid, he's an up and comer, if he wins, then the two of us can blow the roof off of the Impact Zone and give these losers a five star match that they can go online and gush all over until their keyboards are so moist that they short out, and then they have no choice but to use good old fashioned Playboys.
Does that answer your question, HoneyBuns?
Anderson walks away.
Thank you, Mr. Anderson.
Anderson peeks his head back into frame.
ANNNNNNDERRRRRRSONNNNN!!!!!!!!!
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Post by The Tank on Feb 28, 2011 17:38:46 GMT -5
Aw, I'm not gonna get to vote in the Beer Money/SharKO match, am I?
That's a shame. Because Beer Money needs all the votes they can get.
I'm sorry, M, but a world without James Storm drunk and jolly is a world I don't want to live in.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 17:40:07 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the #1 contender for the WCTNA Legends Championship!
JB: Introducing first, from Hesperia, California, weighing 330 pounds, Morgan Jackson!
JB: ANd his opponent, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, "The Icon" Sting!
WCTNA Legends Championship #1 contenders match Morgan Jackson v Sting 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Feb 28, 2011 17:40:40 GMT -5
Sting with an "I'm sorry I didn't promo" suplex.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 28, 2011 17:40:47 GMT -5
Sting with a reverse lifting DDT brainbuster.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2011 17:43:18 GMT -5
Morgan with the Carbon Footprint!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 28, 2011 17:46:59 GMT -5
Morgan with a chokeslam.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 17:48:55 GMT -5
Stalemate.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 28, 2011 17:49:58 GMT -5
I'll take 'em both, I'm hardcore.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Feb 28, 2011 17:55:20 GMT -5
I'll take 'em both, I'm hardcore. "You're not Dreamer. You don't have the gut for it."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2011 17:59:27 GMT -5
I saw what you did there PN.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:00:31 GMT -5
Jackson goes for the Carbon Footprint but Sting dodges and manages to grab Jackson from behind. Sting goes for the Scorpion but Jackson fights out. Jackson gets Sting in a belly to back suplex and lands it in such a way the both men's shoulders are down.
1...
2...
3!
Referee Brian Hebner raises Jackson's arm.
JB: Here is your winner...
Andrew Thomas runs down and argues with the Hebner. He raises Sting's arm. The two referees argue until JB interjects.
JB: Guys in the production truck, could we see a replay of the end of the match please?
On the big screen the ending of the match is shown again, both Sting and Jackson's shoulders clearly down. The refs confer then talk to JB.
JB: The official result of this match is a draw!
Tenay: What? West: I gotta say that was the right call. Tenay: Then who faces Anderson at Destination X? West: Now that, that I don't know.
Madison Rayne and Awesome Kong are backstage.
Kong, that was genius last week. The way you goaded Daffney into defending the title against you at Destination X? And good job not falling for her mind games.
Was she right?
Huh?
Simple question, Madison. Was she right?
Right about what?
Are you just using me to get even with here for what she did to Alissa?
Kong…
Hey, I’m just asking. It’s not like I’m not used to being used by other people.
Kong, that’s ridiculous.
OK.
OK?
OK.
Madison, I trust you. You’re the first person in this company who hasn’t had some ulterior motive for teaming up with me. I know that when you say you’re my friend…
You mean it. And that means a lot to me.
Thanks, Maddy.
No problem, Kong.
I have to go take on Taylor now, but afterwards, wanna go grab a bite?
Sounds great.
Kong smiles, then leaves. Madison watches her go, a guilty look on her face.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:01:20 GMT -5
There, that works. Just about. Right?
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Feb 28, 2011 18:01:47 GMT -5
There, that works. Just about. Right? Fine by me.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:03:54 GMT -5
*Taylor Wilde is sitting backstage when Daffney comes up behind her and wraps her arms around her*
There you are. I almost thought I lost you there.
*Taylor softly smiles.*
Hey Daff. Where have you been?
You know, here, there. You know Raven was telling me about what he was gonna do to Christy when he beats AJ at Destination X. Oooh. That man is sure inventive.
Oh.... you've been with Raven...
Yeah. Why?
No reason. It's just, you've been with Raven quite a bit over the past couple of weeks.
You're not getting jealous on me again, are you? Raven is fun and all but you know you're my number one gal.
I know, I know. It's just.... you know how I feel about him Daff. Something about him is just unsettling. I've got a bad feeling about him Daff, I just can't put my finger on it.
What do you want me to do? Stop seeing him altogether?
Don't do that Daff. Don't make me out to be the bad guy just because I worry about you.
He's my friend. He was my friend from before you and I hooked up. Tay, I love you. But make me choose between you and Raven.
*Taylor gets up from her chair, looking angrily at Daffney.*
Well excuse me if I care! I just want to make sure you don't end up like him. There is some good in you Daffney, even if no one but me can see it. I see the tender side of you, the caring side, and I don't want to see that disappear because of Raven and his influence. Can I not be a bad person because of that?
Don't do this. I thought you of all people wouldn't try to make me into something I'm not.
Who said I'm trying to make you into anything? I'm just worried about you Daff. I'm worried about your future, OUR future together, and right now it feels like I'm the only one.
*Daffney sighs*
You know, maybe I was wrong. Maybe you aren't like me.
What are you talking about?
Taylor, I don't have any illusions. I know what I am. But you? You're an uncontaminated flower in a world of evil. I love you too much to drag you down with me.
Wh-what's that supposed to mean?
I can't do this anymore. I can't do this to you. I'm sorry.
Sorry? Sorry for what? For making me think that you love me? For making me turn my back on Alex and Chris, on Ayako, for you? What do you have to be sorry for Daff? Tell me what you have to be sorry for!
I do love you. You need to understand that. That's why I can't do this to you anymore.
*Daffney starts to cry*
I don't expect you to forgive me. But please try to understand. You're better person than I always was. I can't let you ruin all that. Goodbye, kitten.
*Daffney leaves, tears in her eyes*
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 28, 2011 18:04:20 GMT -5
Yeah, that'll work.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Feb 28, 2011 18:07:18 GMT -5
...I'm sorry, Daffney and Taylor are heels, right? Because that was heartbreaking.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:08:14 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, Awesome Kong!
JB: Her opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Taylor Wilde!
Taylor's music plays but she doesn't come out to the ring. JB tries again.
JB: And from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Taylor Wilde!
Taylor's music plays again but she still doesn't come out.
Tenay: Where's Taylor? We know know she's here tonight. West: Her girlfriend just broke up with her. How can she be in any state to come out here?
Referee Andrew Thomas waits a bit longer, then motions to JB. When JB comes over Thomas whispers something in his ear.
JB: Your winner, as the result of a forfeit, Awesome Kong!
Andrew Thomas raises Kong's arm but she pushes him away, looking frustrated.
Tenay: Well Awesome Kong doesn't want to win matches like this. West: Well she just beat a three time Women's Champion in her own right. Tenay: Taylor didn't even show up for the match! West: A win's a win. Tenay: Well I tell you this, regards of whatever personal issues she has there's no way Daffney is no-showing at Destination X.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:11:38 GMT -5
*Tara and Venus come down to the ring and Venus takes a mic. She paces back and forth for a bit before she eventually speaks.*
So uh...you know I've never called anyone about before.
Relax, you're doing fine.
Okay, so Traci, Lacey, we have a lot in common with us. I mean Traci is an experienced veteran, Lacey is...well enthusiastic. And since we're undefeated...
You're undefeated.
Yeah! 2-0!
Yeah. But since I can't challenge for the Women's title...
Please, Tara, let me do this.
Sorry.
Anyway, as I was saying, since we're undefeated, and since we beat your last challengers at Against All Odds we should be next in line for a shot at your tag titles. So come on out and answer us!
Please?
*The crowd cheers as Leather & Lace come out and do their typical entrance poses. They pander to the crowd as they make their way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans. They get in the ring and pose one more time with the belts on the turnbuckle. They then turn to Tara and Venus.*
So you are Venus. So nice to meet you. We've watched your matches, and I must say you are showing some great potential.
And dont worry about getting nervous. We all go thru it. I mean, Traci says I make her nervous all the time and she...
ANYWAY... So we were in the back, and I couldn't quite hear you very clearly... but it sounded like... that after just two matches, and only one of them being a tag match... that YOU want to challenge US for the Women's Tag Team Championship at Destination X. Did I hear that right... or do I need to get my ears checked?
That's what I said. Me and Tara against you two. What do you say?
I'd say your confidence is improving. And as for the match.... you're on! *Places hand out to shake*
Awesome!
*Venus accepts the handshake*
...
*The shot goes to the back where the two teams shaking hands can be seen on a monitor. The camera pans out to show Angelina Love looking down, with her hand on the bridge of her nose, rubbing it annoyingly.*
Miss Love.
*Eric Bischoff walks up*
And how are we doing?
Not a good time for this Eric...
Well when is a good time exactly? When you're done having little trysts in broom closets?
First, what I do on my own personal time is my business. Second, since I know you aren't going away... can you get on with why you are here?
Yeah, you're mad. I get that. You and your BFF had a falling out. Problem is that neither one of managed to win the Women's Championship. And since Velvet is on the shelf with a shoulder injury, it doesn't look like you'll be going after the tag titles any time soon. Unless you find another partner and the odds of that happening don't seem too good since you've managed to get on the wrong side of just about every woman in this place.
Well for starters, you didn't exactly help the situation any. You know what Daffney did to Vel after the match. And what did you do about it? Huh Eric? What did the 'Chosen' DO about it?
Excuse me but weren't you the one who said she had to take care of things on her own?
After the fact, Eric... and you know that. She told me to stay at the hotel as we were about to leave. And because of that, I wasn't even in the arena that night. And even if you and the rest of Chosen somehow HAD known she didn't want any help... once the match was over, all bets were off. Chosen should have been there. If I was at the arena, you could bet your bottom dollar that I would have shown up.
What's the point of being part of this little 'elite' group of yours if we're all suppose to be fending for ourselves?
That is exactly my point. We've got too many people running around doing there own thing when they should be standing together as one. If Velvet wants to step out own her own she needs to realise the consequences of standing alone. And I'm sorry if that seems harsh but it's a simple truth. If we don't stand as one we'll get eaten alive. Now tell me this, Angelina. Are you with us or not?
*Angelina is seething... but calms down and sighs...* ...with you.
Good. Now that we're all friends again, I want to talk to you about your new "running buddy".
I already told you, my personal time is my business. But if you must know... 'running' buddy is far from the reality of it all. So don't worry about ever seeing us together again.
Well that's a pity. Because we could use a guy like that in our group. But as long as you are still onside, that's the main thing. I still have plans for you, Angelina. Big plans.
*Bischoff smirks and walks off.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:14:56 GMT -5
Rated SharKO is backstage with Brooke.
My guests at this time are none other than the JKO and the man who holds the Feast or Fired Tag Team title shot, Shark Boy! Guys, you’re moments away from putting that case on the line against Beer Money Inc. What are your thoughts?
Well Brooke, to be perfectly honest, I don’t like this. I mean, I know it’s Sharky’s case and he’s free to do as he pleases, but it doesn’t seem right. Because based on recent events, it’s almost like he doesn’t want to team with me anymore.
What do you mean, J? I love teamin’ wit’ you, dawg!
…Don’t do that again.
OK, OK. But really dude, I don’t know where you got that idea. You’re my buddy!
But you entered Ultimate X without even telling me first.
Hey, you said I was welcome to pursue other goals if I wanted.
Yeah, but it would’ve been nice if you had talked to me about it.
Fine. I’m sorry, J.
And then agree to defend that case in a match tonight, and I don’t find out until we get to the arena?
I’m in the match, dude! I deserve to know ahead of time!
…Sorry.
Look man. If we’re gonna be teaming up like this from now on, we need to have better communication.
You’re right. From now on, I’ll talk to you before I make team decisions.
Good. Because we need to decide on something right now. We need a team name.
I was thinking…
The Clambake?
…I thought you two already had a name.
Nah.
JKO looks at Shark Boy.
Do we?
Do we what?
You guys have been known as Rated SharKO for the last week.
What?! Sharky!
JKO looks over, only to see Shark Boy running off.
Get back here!
JKO takes chase after Shark Boy.
Um…
Back to ringside.
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