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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:18:38 GMT -5
Robert Roode sits on a chair in the locker room as James Storm paces around the room frantically, while of course drinking a beer. What the hell have you and Ric gotten me into, Bobby, if we lose tonight, I can't drink anymore, do you understand what that means?
That's like taking spinach from Popeye, like taking plastic surgery from Joan Rivers, like taking hotness from the She-Hulk.James grabs Robert by the shoulders and shakes him. WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO??You're going to calm down, we're going to go out there and destroy Rated SharKO, and then we are going to take their Feast or Fired briefcase and win the Tag Team Championships.
Don't worry, Jimmy, everything's going to be all right.Storm takes a deep breath. You're right, Bobby, we can beat them, we can do this.
Still, I'm going to drink the rest of this case while I still can, after all, I need my strength.Storm downs the rest of the beer and opens another one as we fade to black.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:21:13 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Feast or Fired briefcase. However if Beer Money lose, James Storm must quit drinking.
JB: Introducing the participants, first, acompanied by "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 462 pounds, Shark Boy and JKO, Rated SharKO!
Rated SharKO v Beer Money 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 28, 2011 18:22:01 GMT -5
Storm with a double clothesline.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2011 18:22:03 GMT -5
I'm Sorry....
Shark Boy with a Stunner
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Feb 28, 2011 18:22:45 GMT -5
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Roode with the Payoff.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2011 18:24:39 GMT -5
Sharky with a Shark Bite!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 28, 2011 18:26:21 GMT -5
*prays for at least a tie*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:26:27 GMT -5
Annnnd we have another stalemate. I really wish Tank didn't leave. I don't want to have to choose.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 28, 2011 18:26:58 GMT -5
I've always liked you, PN.
I wish Tank didn't leave either, he said he would've voted for me.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:38:36 GMT -5
(Sorry, M)
Shark boy hits the Shark Bite on Storm but Flair distracts the ref. JKO then gets into with Flair and nails him with a right hand. While this is going on, Roode grabs the briefcase and hits Shark Boy with it. He then pulls Storm into the cover and takes out JKO as he tries to interject.
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JB: Here are winners, Beer Money!
Tenay: Oh come on! West: Beer Money win! Tenay: Thanks to Flair and the damn briefcase! West: Doesn't matter, the ref never saw it. Tenay: Thanks for that rational. Does that mean if I kill a man and nobody sees it, I'm not guilty of murder? West: Did you kill a man? Tenay: No! West: It's always the quiet ones. Tenay: It's an analogy! Let's go to the back.
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time... Kurt Angle.
Better than ever. Last week, Jay Lethal learnt why you don't mess with the Chosen and at Destination X, either Abyss or Samoa Joe are going to tear him apart, asuming they have anything left after tonight.
Surely that just pushes Chosen out of the world title picture though?
Are you questioning Eric Bischoff? Things don't work out too well for people around here who don't listen to the boss. Speaking of which... well, well, well, look who it is. Kazarian, surprised there's anything left of you after the number I did.
Well what do you expect when the guy beating me up is....Well You. Plus no need to remind you about what happened last week...
Is that supposed to impress me? I could take you out right now if I wanted to. I suggest you don't push me.
Why?Cause your close to the edge? Or maybe cause your trying not to lose your head?
Its like a Jungle sometime...
Look, you can joke around with dated references or you can actually do something about it. I need an opponent for Destination X and it seems like you could be with a bit more sense being smacked into you.
That's what I like about you Kurt, always straight to the point....I accept.
You better watch it.
As of This moment on...
The Future is Now
Fire up the DeLorean all you like. The way I see it, if the future's now, you'll be non-existent when Destination X is over.
*Kurt exits*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:40:44 GMT -5
My rational is that if Tank was still here he would have voted for Beer Money. Again, sorry M.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 28, 2011 18:41:01 GMT -5
*Storm sticks the keg nozzle in his mouth and sucks like a greedy, hungry baby.*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2011 18:41:53 GMT -5
And that rational makes no sense to me. If I was online last Tuesday, I would've voted for Isis in the Money in the Bank match. Does that mean she should've won?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:42:02 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 252 pounds, Crimson!
JB: And his opponent, from Anaheim, California, weighing 215 pounds, Kazarian!
Kaz v Crimson 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 28, 2011 18:43:07 GMT -5
Kaz with a scoop slam.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Feb 28, 2011 18:43:29 GMT -5
Kaz with a Flux Capacitor.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 28, 2011 18:44:00 GMT -5
And that rational makes no sense to me. If I was online last Tuesday, I would've voted for Isis in the Money in the Bank match. Does that mean she should've won? Of course now we could have a rematch where Shark Boy puts up his mask or something.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:44:52 GMT -5
And that rational makes no sense to me. If I was online last Tuesday, I would've voted for Isis in the Money in the Bank match. Does that mean she should've won? If you made your intent clear beforehand and the match came down to a draw then maybe.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2011 18:47:14 GMT -5
And that rational makes no sense to me. If I was online last Tuesday, I would've voted for Isis in the Money in the Bank match. Does that mean she should've won? If you made your intent clear beforehand and the match came down to a draw then maybe. But then you have the whole thing where it's "well, so and so would've voted for their guy if they were here, so it should count" We count votes, not intent to vote.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 28, 2011 18:48:58 GMT -5
If you made your intent clear beforehand and the match came down to a draw then maybe. But then you have the whole thing where it's "well, so and so would've voted for their guy if they were here, so it should count" We count votes, not intent to vote. Yeah, and it was my vote that ended the match, not Tank's. I was just explaining why I voted that way.
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