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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2011 16:04:15 GMT -5
Yeah, I didn't have time to pre-write finishes like I was gonna so...you know. That's fine. I never write pre-written finishes. Seems like whenever I do, the people I expect to win don't. And when I do finishes to make the match even and write an ending where both guys win then take out the part for the guy who loses, I always feel it was poorly written. I used to do finishes where I'd write a portion of it, then two different endings. I stopped because it's so time consuming.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 11, 2011 16:05:15 GMT -5
That's fine. I never write pre-written finishes. Seems like whenever I do, the people I expect to win don't. And when I do finishes to make the match even and write an ending where both guys win then take out the part for the guy who loses, I always feel it was poorly written. I used to do finishes where I'd write a portion of it, then two different endings. I stopped because it's so time consuming. Yeah, that's what I was trying to say in the second sentence of my post. I just worded it very awkwardly.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 16:06:45 GMT -5
Well that's good, given that you two were the ones who complained about the finishes taking so long at Genesis.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 11, 2011 16:09:25 GMT -5
Well that's good, given that you two were the ones who complained about the finishes taking so long at Genesis. Hey, my finish delays are seldom more than five minutes!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2011 16:11:19 GMT -5
Well that's good, given that you two were the ones who complained about the finishes taking so long at Genesis. Hey, my finish delays are seldom more than five minutes! Longest I've ever taken was almost 30 minutes for the Badd Blood ME. And like I said then, I was trying to watch Degrassi at the same time.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 17:02:07 GMT -5
And now...
WCTNA Wrestling presents...
Against All Odds!
Usual pyro and ballyhoo takes us to Mike Tenay and Don West at ringside.
Tenay: Welcome once again as WCTNA returns to PPV. We are live tonight in the iMPACTZone from Against All Odds. West: Well you know WCTNA always goes big when it comes to PPV and tonight is no different. Tenay: Nine matches signed, six titles on the line, all headlined by the huge rematch for the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship. West: Yeah, Lethal v Dinero one more time. Tenay: But we kick things off with the X Division title on the line. First let's hear comments from the champion.
I'm standing by backstage with the X Division Champion, "Showtime" Eric Young!
How's everybody doing tonight?
*cheers from the audience*
See, it just doesn't work without a name.
What?
A name for the fans. Fan interaction doesn't work unless you have a special call name for the fans. I guess that's why nobody does it here...except when Hulk Hogan busts out Hulkamaniacs every now and then.
I see your point. Any ideas?
I was gonna call 'em Youngbloods, but AJ said it was dumb. And in retrospect, I'm inclined to agree.
No comment.
Just trying to keep things light, Brooke.
Well, it's working. Tonight, you defend your championship against Brian Kendrick and The Amazing Red in a Triple Threat Match.
That I do. And I'll give all the credit in the world to my two opponents tonight. Brian Kendrick is a hell of a talent. He was trained by Shawn Michaels, and he was a champion up north seven times. He hasn't really done much here yet, but it seems like he's finally gonna kick things into gear after last week's match.
And The Amazing Red. Red was one of the first X Division Champions, and he's a former tag team champion as well. Like Brian Kendrick, Red's been under the radar until recently.
But I've been in the ring with these two, and I've watched a lot of their matches this week. I know what both of them are capable of. And I know I'm better than both of 'em put together. The night I won this X Division Championship from Samoa Joe, I said I was gonna be the best damn champion WCTNA has seen in a long time. 2011 is my year, Brooke. 2011 is the year Eric Young goes down as the most dominant X Division Champion of all time. I refuse to lose tonight. Red and Kendrick are going to have to beat me within an inch of my life to take this title from me, because there is no way I'm just gonna hand it over to either one of them.
Have you got anything to say regarding Raven?
I'll be watching intently when A.J. Styles tears him limb from limb. And I'll do it with this title still in my hands.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 11, 2011 17:03:48 GMT -5
That joke about EY's fans? True story. Just replace AJ with the guy who writes him.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 17:05:24 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCTNA X Divsion Championship!
JB: Introducing the challengers, first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 150 pounds, The Amazing Red!
JB: Next, from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
JB: And from Nashville, Tennesse, weighing 225 pounds, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion, Eric Young!
Tenay: Last month at Genesis, Eric Young defeated Samoa Joe to win his first major singles title in WCTNA. West: And to his credit he wanted to be a fighting champion so he issued an open. Tenay: Amazing Red and Brian Kendrick both answered the challenge so EY said "I'll take you both on".
WCTNA X Divison Championship Eric Young v Brian Kendrick v Amazing Red 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Feb 11, 2011 17:06:14 GMT -5
Eric with a Death Valley Driver to Red.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 11, 2011 17:07:36 GMT -5
No one else did promos? That's a bit depressing.
EY with a plancha to Red.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 17:08:09 GMT -5
That joke about EY's fans? True story. Just replace AJ with the guy who writes him. Did I really say that? Because Youngbloods isn't too bad, honestly. I mean I've come up with worse.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 11, 2011 17:09:29 GMT -5
That joke about EY's fans? True story. Just replace AJ with the guy who writes him. Did I really say that? Because Youngbloods isn't too bad, honestly. I mean I've come up with worse. It might have been someone else. But I'm pretty sure it was you.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2011 17:13:26 GMT -5
EY with an elbow smash!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 11, 2011 17:14:39 GMT -5
EY with a moonsault
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Feb 11, 2011 17:16:15 GMT -5
EY with the Showstopper!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 17:20:08 GMT -5
Red hits a springboard leg lariat that takes out Young. Kendrick whips Red into the ropes but Red counters and hits a tornado DDT!
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Young breaks it up. Young goes for a piledriver but Red counters and goes for the Code Red. But EY counters and goes for the DVD. Kendrick charges but Young ducks and lifts him onto his shoulders as well. Young goes for a double DVD but Kendrick manages to slide off and only Red takes the move. Young turns into a superkick from Kendrick!
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Young kicks out! Kendrick goes for The Kendrick but Young pushs Kendrick off into Red. Young then hits the Showstopper on Kendrick!
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JB: Here is your winner, and STILL WCTNA X Division Champion, Eric Young!
Tenay: Eric Young retains in a hard fought contest. West: What a match to kick off Against All Odds. Tenay: Well the X Divison never disapoints.
Backstage…
Sarita and Winter, wearing gray wigs and witch masks, are leaning on walkers.
Naow splain dis t’me again, luv. Why ahre we dressed as ugly people?
I told you Winter. It‘s a visual aid. We know Tara is old, feeble, and ugly as hell, right?
Right.
So it stands to reason that she probably doesn’t have any good looking friends, right?
OK…
So it only makes sense that the only person who she can find to team with her will be someone just as old, feeble, and ugly as she is. Right?
Ah guess so. But Saritah?
What?
Ah don’t wanna fight Bull Nakano.
Please. Tara makes Bull Nakano look like the Mona Lisa. I’m thinking it’d have to be Aja Kong.
Nah. Aja Kong hahd a kind of subtle beauty thang goin’ on. There’s nuthin’ subtle ‘bout Tara, ‘specially all dat wrinkle cream she uses.
Hmm…
Good point. And I can’t think of anyone else old or ugly enough to team with Tara.
Well, dere is dat one chick…
You mean…?
Faht, sweaty pig, gettin’ up dere in ahge…
Yeah, but she’s still working up north last I heard.
Oh.
Then I guess that settles it, huh? Looks like poor old Tara will be going it alone.
Whaht a shame.
Oh well. Not like she would’ve had a chance anyway. We’re younger, stronger, faster, smarter… It was never a fair match, so it’s probably best that this is a handicap match now.
But don’t worry Tara. We promise we’ll go easy on you. After all, we wouldn’t want you breaking a hip or cracking your dentures, would we?
Sarita and Winter walk off laughing.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 17:24:08 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Sarita and Winter!
Sarita and Winter hobble out with the walkers from before.
Tenay: What the hell is this? West: They're having fun! Tenay: This is ridiculous. Tara isn't even forty! West: Lighten up. This is hilarious! Tenay: You, Sarita and Winter have to be the only people on the planet who find this funny.
JB: Their opponent, from Los Angeles, California, Tara!
*Tara comes out with a mic in hand*
Sorry, Sarita. I guess I'm gonna have to forfeit. Not because I don't have a partner but I'll have to have my kidneys put back in after you split my sides with your hilarious little routine here.
Do you really think this is funny? Because the only person laughing is you. I get, okay! I'm 39. And you crazy kids consider that to be ancient. But what you call age, I prefer to think of as experience. So before I wither away to the ravages of time, I thought I'd pass my experience on. Now there are plenty of women who would jump at the chance of competing in WCTNA. But there's was only one who had the enthusiasm, the heart. And more importantly, wasn't a total bitch like most of the women round here. So let me introduce my tag team partner, my student if you will, Venus!
*Venus comes bounding down the ramp to join Tara*
Oh my god, this is so amazing. I can't believe it. I'm on TV! Hi mom!
Okay, honey. I know you're excited. Just dial it down a bit.
Oh, how sweet. Bringing your grand-daughter to the PPV?
Venus, sweetie, how old are you? 12, 13?
Gahttah be 16, tahps.
I'm 20!
You know it's best to just ignore them. Sarita thinks she's funny. And Winter, well she doesn't know what the hell she is.
Well I guess these clowns need to be taught a lesson.
*Venus slides into the ring and gets in Sarita's face*
Don't underestimate me because I'm tougher than I look. Chica!
Haha! A lotta fire in this munchkin, I gotta admit.
But c'mon, what can a little gnat like you possibly do to us?
Venus slaps Sarita across the face!
I'll show you what I can do!
The ref rings the bell to start the match.
Tara and Venus (Rosita) v Sarita and Winter 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 17:26:18 GMT -5
Yeah, that promo really could have been better.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Feb 11, 2011 17:27:17 GMT -5
Venus with a springboard clothesline to Sarita!
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Post by MikeyMania on Feb 11, 2011 17:28:04 GMT -5
Tara with an airplane spin to Winter.
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