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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2011 17:28:21 GMT -5
Sarita with a rana!
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Post by The Tank on Feb 11, 2011 17:28:28 GMT -5
Needs a spelling error or something so it matches Sarita. (With having similar but different pronunciation, I mean.)
Tara and friend with stereo.....moves....that...Tara does.
Tarantulas?
I haven't seen Tara wrestle in so long, I remember nothing about what she does.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 17:45:12 GMT -5
Tara slams Winter and hits a standing moonsault!
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Sarita breaks it up and taunts Venus into entering the ring. Venus takes the bait and the ref cuts her off. Sarita and Winter take advantage of the distraction to double team Tara. Winter hits a neckbreaker on Tara as the ref gets Venus out of the ring.
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Tara kicks out! Winter beats on Tara some more before whipping her into the ropes. But Tara reverses into a sidewalk slam. Winter rolls to her corner and tags Sarita as Tara tags Venus! Venus hits a dropkick on Winter and goes for a DDT on Sarita. But Sarita counters it and Winter attacks Venus and hits the Cold Snap! Tara takes out Winter as Sarita covers.
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Venus kicks out! Sarita can't believe it! She grabs one of the walkers from ringside and brings it in the ring. The ref tries to stop her only to get shoved aside. Sarita goes to hit Venus with the walker only to get it dropkicked into her face. Sarita gets up only to find herself face to face with Tara. Tara hits the Widow's Peak! Venus goes up and hits a moonsault!
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JB: Here are your winners, Tara and Venus!
Tenay: What a succesful debut for Venus here. West: And Tara showing she is by no means over the hill. Tenay: God sakes, Don, you got more faces than a clock store. West: I'm just saying. Good for her.
Beer Money is backstage.
I'm telling you, Jimmy, I feel good about tonight, We're going to beat the crap out of the fish and the freak tonight and get one step closer to the tag team titles.
I guess so.
What's the matter, Jimmy?
*sobs* I'm out of beer.
My god, no, I'll run out to concession and grab some.
There's no time, our match is next.
Then we'll just have to beat them quickly, then, let's go.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 17:48:24 GMT -5
Shark Boy is standing in front of the Against All Odds banner.
Good evening. My name is Shark Boy, holder of the Feast or Fired Tag Team Championship briefcase. And tonight, I will be going to war with Beer Money, alongside my faithful companion, JKO. J, say hi to the people.
JKO sticks his head into frame.
Hi.
Good job. Now, it was just a few weeks ago that Beer Money viciously, brutally, maliciously attacked us. UNPROVOKED, might I add? I think I might. Yes, they attacked us unprovoked. Now, since they’ve neglected to give a reason, I have taken it upon myself to compile a list of possible reasons why they would jump us.
First up, James Storm is a hick. It’s a known fact that hicks are prejudiced ignoramuses. Ergot, he attacked us because of J’s lifestyle choices.
’Scuse me? Tell me you didn‘t just go there.
Relax. Use that for inspiration during the match.
Next, JKO is black. It’s a known fact that hicks are racist, ergot, Beer Money attacked us because JKO is black.
Dammit man! Not cool.
Hey, save it for Beer Money.
Next possible reason. I‘m a shark. Hicks like to hunt. You do the math.
…That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Look, I can tell you the reason they attacked us. It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure it out. It’s that briefcase you’re carrying around. It’s not a Championship, but it’s the next best thing.
Beer Money, the fact is, you’re jealous of the fact that Sharky here got himself a briefcase while you haven’t even tasted success since your twenty minute title reign. Well that’s too damn bad!
Sharky and I are gonna take the tag team scene by storm and when the time is right, we’re cashing in and taking what’s ours! And if the two of you don’t like, we welcome you to do something about it. We won’t be hard to find. We’ll be the ones in the ring…
Kicking your asses.
Let’s go Sharky.
JKO walks off.
AWW SHELL YEAH!!!
Shark Boy follows as we fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 17:50:25 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, at a combined weight of 470 pounds. James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 462 pounds, JKO and Shark Boy!
Tenay: Well it was three weeks ago that Beer Money attacked Shark Boy and JKO. West: And we don't know why. Tenay: I'm tempted to agree with JKO. Beer Money have their eyes on the Feast or Fired briefcase which guarentees a title shot at any time. West: If they want a shot, can't Bischoff give them one? Tenay: Maybe he wants them to earn it. Maybe they want to eliminate the case as a factor. How the hell do I know?! West: Geez, I was just asking.
JKO and Shark Boy v Beer Money 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2011 17:51:42 GMT -5
Shark Boy with the Chummer!
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Post by The Tank on Feb 11, 2011 17:52:35 GMT -5
Shark Boy with the "The Chummer needs a better name".
...which I guess means another Chummer.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2011 17:53:47 GMT -5
Shark Boy with the "The Chummer needs a better name". ...which I guess means another Chummer. I agree. Does he have a move called the Shark Bite? Because if not, that's the new name for the Chummer. OK? OK.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 11, 2011 17:53:52 GMT -5
Storm with a plancha.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2011 17:56:30 GMT -5
Roode with a DDT.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Feb 11, 2011 18:01:24 GMT -5
Shark Boy with the Shark Bite, regardless of what that is.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 18:11:21 GMT -5
JKO whips Roode into the ropes but Roode comes off with a lariat. Roode makes a quick tag to Storm. Storm hits a spinebuster on JKO.
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JKO kicks out! Storm sets up for the Last Call superkick but JKO ducks it and hits a JKO makes the tag to Shark Boy. Shark Boy comes in and hits a Thesz Press and follws up with and elbow drop.
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Storm kicks out! Shrak boy goes for the Shark Bite but Storm pushes him off into the ropes where he is tripped by Ric Flair. Shark Boy gets into it with Flair which allows Storm to roll him up!
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Shark Boy kicks out! Flair gets up on the apron but Shark Boy grabs him and pulls him in. Shark Boy hits the Shark Bite on Flair! The ref tries to get Flair out of the ring and Beer Money take advantage to take a cheap shot on JKO and double team Shark Boy. Beer Money go for the DWI but JKO comes back in and takes out Roode. Shark Boy hits a hurricanrana on Storm, sending Storm into the ropes. JKO hits an uppercut to Storm from the outside, sending him into a Shark Bite!
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JB: Here are your winners, JKO and Shark Boy!
Tenay: They may be an unorthadox pairing but they got the job done. West: And I wouldn't bet against them winning the tag titles when they decide to cash in.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 18:12:46 GMT -5
Brooke Adams here and my guests at this time are the challengers for the WCTNA Women’s Tag Team Championships, Madison Rayne and Awesome Kong.
Hey Brooke.
Good to see you ladies. Tonight, you two face the longest reigning Women’s Tag Team Champions ever in Leather and Lace. What are your thoughts going in?
Well Brooke, we have nothing but the utmost respect for Traci Brooks. She’s the longest running woman on the roster and it’s just an honor for us to get in the ring with her tonight.
And what about Lacey?
Madison and Kong just look at each other.
I see…
Don’t get us wrong. We respect everything Lacey’s done too. It’s just that she can be a tad…
Ditzy. And hey, that’s OK. I’ve had my moments too. But I mean, think about it. This girl was willing to throw the match just so Kong wouldn’t get fired. I guess you could call that noble, but…
What we’re trying to say is, we respect them both in different ways. But respect or not, it won’t stop us from doing everything in our power to win those belts. Quite frankly, my job could depend on it. But when it’s all said and done, regardless of who wins, we’ll shake their hands and show them the respect they deserve.
Because we’re class acts, not like Sarita and Winter. I mean, did you hear all the horrible things they’ve said about Tara? Why, I could jus-
Later Madison. Let’s focus on one match at a time. Come on.
Kong and Madison walk off.
Back to you, Mike.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 18:15:01 GMT -5
*Earlier today* *Shot opens up in an airport terminal. There are several people walking in every direction. Camera pans over and shows Lacey von Erich sitting on a bench, looking very impatient... not able to sit still. She appears to be looking and waiting for someone. Several people start filing in from a newly arrived flight. Suddenly she sits up straight and starts waiving frantically. * HEY! HEY! OVER HERE! *Camera moves over to show a very disheveled Traci Brooks. She looks rather annoyed. Lacey runs over and gives her a hug... Traci doesn't exactly return the hug.* About time you got here slow poke. I've been sitting here for a week! You stayed here in the terminal all week?Absolutely! I didn't want you to get here and not have anyone here ready to greet you when you got here. How generous... You don't know your way an airport... do you?Nope.And you were afraid of getting lost?Again? Yea.That explains that. So, where did you sleep?Sleep? Ha. I didn't need to sleep. You see, the airport has this thing called Cappuccino and...what? You... who are already wired beyond anyone else i have ever met... drank cappuccino? Yea! So you have heard of it! Anyway, you drink one of those an hour and you never get tired! Isn't that amazing!!?Astounding... But prices in airports are so bloated... isn't it like $10 a cup here? $12 actually.*sigh* Wow, didn't know you had that much cash on you. I didn't.Then how... wait... where's my bag?Right here! *Picks up the back sitting on the bench and hands it to Traci* *Traci shuffles through her stuff.* Where's my credit cards? Oh, I got those too! *Hands them to Traci* *sigh* And I assumed you ate as well.Of course... I was always told to eat three healthy meals a day.3 meals a day for a week at... $20 dollars a meal? Somewhere in there.*Thinks* That's nearly $2500 you spent while you were here. Oh its way more than that... I tip well.So what happened to you anyway?Well, let me ask you this. What does "stand-by ticket" mean to you?It's like standing room only in the arena. But you stand by a person on the plane. There was only one first class ticket left, so I got you a stand-by ticket so that you could stand next to me. But you never showed up! *Facepalms* I figured as much. Come on, we need to get to the arena. We have a title defense tonight. *They start walking* So what do you think about our opponents tonight?Well, Rayne and I have alot in common... we both got pushed around by the Beautiful People... and Kong is, well... Kong. Both have held these titles twice before. So they know what it is like to be champion. And Kong was even the first ever Women's Champion. They are going to be tough.Plus Kong wants to win these belts cause it will help save her job. But we aren't going to let them win cause of that, right? Right. We are not responsible for anyone but ourselves. Besides, winning these titles would only be a temporary fix. She would eventually lose the belts and would still lose her job. So we can't let that play into tonights matchup. *nods* These two are going to be tough enough as is, but we can't have any reservations about defending these titles. They are good, but they are new to tagging with each other. That benefits us. So we have to use that to our advantage.*nods* ... Did we just have a meaningful conversation without you going all random on me?*nods* You're not listening to me at all are you?*nods* Lacey!Hey... can we swing by starbucks on the way out?*sigh*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 18:18:23 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCTNA Women's Tag team Championship!
JB: Introducing first, the challengers, the team of Awesome Kong and Madison Rayne!
JB: And their opponents, they are the WCTNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Lacey von Erich and Traci Brooks, Leather n Lace!
Tenay: Once upon a time Madison Rayne was tag team champion with Alissa Flash before losing the titles to Awesome Kong and Sarita. Due to contractural issues, namly Alissa Flash being fired and Sarita terminating her partnership, and Kong contract along with it, Madison and Kong never got their rematches. West: But they get them tonight. They better make the most of it. Tenay: Kong does have a motive beyond the title. He short-term contract expires soon but if she wins the gold it may be extended. They wouldn't fire someone who's tag team champion. West: Yeah, but I hear there's some issue with Lacey and Traci's contracts too. Tenay: Where'd you hear that? West: I have my sources.
WCTNA Women's Tag Team Championship Leather n Lace v Madison Rayne and Awesome Kong 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Feb 11, 2011 18:20:39 GMT -5
Hmmm......not sure who to vote for here.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2011 18:23:19 GMT -5
Madison with a reverse elbow to Lacey!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 11, 2011 18:26:37 GMT -5
Lacey with an Awesome Bomb to Kong!
FOR HONOR!!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 11, 2011 18:27:19 GMT -5
Traci dropkicks Kong.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 11, 2011 18:40:24 GMT -5
Madison hits a kick on Traci and follows up with a neckbreaker. Madison goes for the Rayne Drop but Traci counters out into a clothesline.
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Madison kicks out. Traci makes the tag to Lacey who hits a boot on Madison. Lacey goes for the chakeslam but madison counters into and armdrag. Madison hist a reverse STO on Lacey as she gets up.
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Madison tags out to Kong. Lacey boots kikc biut she just brushes it off. Lacey goes for the chokeslam on Kong but Kong just pushes her off. Lacy tags Traci and together, Lacey and Traci hit a double dropkick which staggers Kong but doesn't take her down. Traci and Lacey go to whip Kong into the ropes but Kong revereses and hits a double clothesline. Kong grabs Lacey and goes for the Awesome Bomb. But Traci uses Lacey as a springboard to enzuguri Kong. This sends Kong into the ropes. Madison tags in and goes for a springboard sunset flip on Traci.
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JB: Here are your winners, and STILL WCTNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Leather n Lace!
Tenay: Leather n Lace retain once again. West: I wonder what this means for Kong and Rayne now? Tenay: That remains to be seen. West: I hope there's no hard feelings.
London Brawling is backstage.
Well Rob, tonight we have a title defense against Team 3D, quite possibly the greatest tag team ever. Are you ready?
Of course I’m ready! We beat them at Tag Team Warfare, we’ll have no problem beating them again here tonight.
Yes, but they seem more motivated than they did back in December. To be honest, I’m a little worried.
Poppycock. Team 3D WERE a great team. But that was a decade ago. This is the dawning of a new era. The era of London Brawling.
We beat some top notch competition over the course of one night in order to win these belts. Team 3D never accomplished that. Sure, they may have been tag team champions some twenty or so times, but that means they lost them just as many times.
Bubba. Devon.
Understand the basic fact that tonight will be no different than at Tag Team Warfare. And that we shall walk out of Against All Odds still the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions.
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