Inedible objects you just want to eat

[Deleted]

I want to eat this beer bottle in my room. It's just staring at me waiting to get eaten.

[hotshotalex]

After I saw this as a kid I wanted to eat a bar of soap

www.dailymotion.com/video/x91e3a_ren-and-stimpy-space-madness_fun

[Alex Shelley]

Sand and shaving cream.

...I actually licked shaving cream once last year. It was disgusting.

I don't shave anything anymore though (I use an epilator) so I no longer have the temptation of shaving cream in front of me.

[Evilution E5150]

ive eaten plenty of soap in my time

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Vaseline. But not since I was like four.

[Deleted]

I once wanted to eat a Play Doh Hamburger and then I did. It was salty.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

I once chewed on a bar of soap that was pink & see through when I was little. It tasted awful & I was sick for a couple of days. Not fun.

[Young Game]

This grey scented stone that was on an end table in the living room back home.
That thing smelled SOOOOOOO GOOD!

[Totorob101]

Willy Wonkas hat in Willy Wonka and the choclate factory,when i was young i assumed it was made out of choclate so to get a chance to have eaten it would have been quite intresting.

[Ash Kingston]

...ya know the sticks that lollipops come on?

Yeah, I've eaten those before. Not, like, all at once, but slowly over the course of an hour.

Kayfabe Answer: My own cooking. v_v

Ranma: He said things you want to eat, not things that want to eat you!

[Ryback on a Pole!]

My kitten's nose. It looks sorta like a little chocolate drop.

[Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action]

Anti-Freeze
Ammonia
Bleach


You know, the good stuff.

[Alex Shelley]

Oct 26, 2010 7:46:05 GMT -5 @akeem said:

I once wanted to eat a Play Doh Hamburger and then I did. It was salty.

I ate plenty of play-doh as a child. To the point that when I read your post, the taste of play-doh came to mind. It is indeed very salty.

[Hypnotix]

That girl who came into my store this afternoon.

[darthalexander]

As a little kid I once saw what I thought was a nice big delicious piece of chocolate just lying there. I picked it up, happily bit into it, and then spat it out as fast as I could. Turns out I was trying to eat a door jam. To this day I can still sometimes taste it.

[default]

Virginias... or something similar sounding.

[Sponsored by Groose Wipes]

I always wanted to eat the X and Y buttons on the SNES controller. They look like smarties!

[Kevin Hamilton]

A cloud. Just like a lil piece of one. Maybe a bit of cirrus soup.

[NerdyGerdy]

Elemental metals, particularly mercury.

[Time Lord Soundwave]

The gems in Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo. I once remarked to my girlfriend how they look like candy. She theorized that I was just really hungry.

Though technically, those would be digital objects. But that still makes them inedible.