Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 9, 2010 15:49:25 GMT -5
Q: How many surrealist artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: a fish.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Nov 9, 2010 16:16:25 GMT -5
How many Chilean miners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1. Come on guys, they're Chilean...it doesn't mean they're stupid. F***ing bigots.
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Nov 9, 2010 17:30:51 GMT -5
Stolen from the wrestling jokes one, but it made me laugh hard:
Q:How many McMahon'd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb.
Q:How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just one, but it will take 15 episodes to do it.
Q:How many drummers does it take to screw ina lightbulb? A:We have machines that can do that now.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Nov 9, 2010 17:36:38 GMT -5
Q:How many drummers does it take to screw ina lightbulb? A:We have machines that can do that now. I love drummer jokes! What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless! How can you tell a drummer is at the door? The knocking keeps speeding up. A bear and a rabbit was sitting in the woods, taking a shit. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks it: "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no, so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit!
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Nov 9, 2010 18:06:06 GMT -5
Q:How many drummers does it take to screw ina lightbulb? A:We have machines that can do that now. I love drummer jokes! What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless! How can you tell a drummer is at the door? The knocking keeps speeding up. A bear and a rabbit was sitting in the woods, taking a s***. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks it: "Excuse me, do you have problems with s*** sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no, so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit! Here's another for you then: Q:What's the last thing a drummer says before leaving a band? A:"Hey guys, can we try playing one of the songs I wrote?"
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Post by Jay Carroll on Nov 9, 2010 18:38:13 GMT -5
Hipsters liked the Chilean miners better when they were underground. ;D
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Post by Thrillho on Nov 9, 2010 18:51:46 GMT -5
How do you know when a singer's at the door? They never know when to come in.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.
How many metalheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 23. One to hold the old bulb, one to screw in the new one, and 21 to argue over which kind of bulb it is.
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JMA
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Post by JMA on Nov 9, 2010 19:29:08 GMT -5
Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don't have a thing to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: let's hit the can with a rock until it opens.
The biologist has another idea: "No. We should wait for a while. Erosion will do the job."
Finally, the economist says: "Let's assume that we have a can opener".
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Nov 9, 2010 19:34:49 GMT -5
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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Post by Predator McBroski on Nov 9, 2010 21:02:32 GMT -5
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Nein!
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Nov 9, 2010 21:22:44 GMT -5
Hipsters liked the Chilean miners better when they were underground. ;D OK, that's the best one so far! ;D
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Post by Orange on Nov 9, 2010 21:25:45 GMT -5
Hipsters liked the Chilean miners better when they were underground. ;D OK, that's the best one so far! ;D I agree, hilarious joke!
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