My cousins..

[Predator McBroski]

Are The MOST annoying human beings ever. First off, they antagonize my dog, by screaming in her face and trying to stomp on her. Then they try to break everything in sight. Including: China, Ovens, glass doors, and I had to Falcon Punch one of them after they tried to actually hit me over the head with an umbrella, and scratch my parent's cars with keys. The worst part is my parent's keep inviting them over. What should I do?

[rapidfire187]

Are your cousins like....7 or something?

[Predator McBroski]

Nope, 15 and 17.

[rapidfire187]

Oh well.....then maybe you should use your wits. Unless you're young enough to where it's ok to kick their ass. Otherwise, you should plant some beer or pot or something in their belongings and make sure your mom finds it. Problem solved.

[Predator McBroski]

And where am I going to find pot? xD

[willywonka666]

Get them out of the house, or make sure you're not around when they do come over and your good stuff is hidden away. They MIGHT outgrow it. get them in public somewhere or someone's house that won't take them messing up stuff, let them learn from that

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

Take them out for ice cream in a city far away from your place... order the ice cream, say you forgot your wallet in the car... go to car... drive away home.

Perfect plan.

Nov 9, 2010 18:24:23 GMT -5 Predator McBroski said:

And where am I going to find pot? xD

And no one answer this please, thank you.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

15 and 17? Sounds like ass kicking is probably going to be the only thing that appeals to them and gets their attention.

[Milkman Norm]

Here's my answer and it's one I don't think you'll enjoy. Nothing. Your parents keep inviting them over and since I get the sense for your OP that you live with them you're gonna have to bare it until you either move into your own place and won't have anything to do with them or convince your parents that they should sever ties with their nieces and or nephews. If you were on your own I would say follow the advise that others have said in this thread but the fact that you're not changes things a great deal in my mind.

[Hawk Hart]

If they're 15 or 17, they aren't annoying, they're assholes. Beat them unmercifully.

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

Nov 9, 2010 15:41:43 GMT -5 Predator McBroski said:

What should I do?

Nov 9, 2010 15:41:43 GMT -5 Predator McBroski said:

Falcon Punch

[Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan]

Living with your parents doesn't mean jack when it comes to defending yourself or your belongings. If someone is trying to harm you or break your stuff, you have every right to stop them even if they were invited by your parents. Sure, you can't forbid them from coming over if its someone else's house, but that doesn't mean you're relegated to being a whipping boy for whoever happens to show up with an invite.

OP, I'd sit them down and have a talk with them about that behavior. Put a little fear into them, and maybe they'll leave you and your stuff alone. Don't worry about your parents' stuff, though; leave that for them to defend. Maybe if you stop trying to keep the little monsters in line, your parents will stop wanting them to come over.

And if I caught anyone, relative or not, trying to injure my dog, I'd do more than just "talk" to them no matter where I was living at the time.

[Mozenrath]

Do you have a camera phone? Or barring that, an actual camera? When you accuse your cousins to your parents, it's their word against yours. If you have evidence, then it'll be much harder for them to turn a blind eye to the hellions.

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

Smack them around the head rather stiffly.