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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Oct 9, 2010 12:35:37 GMT -5
I think the themes of the male WWE wrestlers okay. The only problem is that most of them sound like generic alt-rock. Especially with some of the newer guys. Though there are exceptions, like Cody Rhodes.
However, a lot of the Diva themes just sound like incredibly terrible pop music. Like worse than Brooke Hogan's music. I personally cannot stand Melina's theme. It sounds like a cat being stomped to death.
The Bella's theme is a close second.
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Post by Wade Renegade on Oct 9, 2010 12:38:05 GMT -5
I like Melina's because it reminds me of the obnoxious Johnny Nitro days of late 06-early 07.
I don't like The Bella's theme. "You Can Look But You Can't Touch"?! f*** you both you skanky bitches, who says I want to touch your identical looking, non-wrestling arses?
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Post by PKO on Oct 9, 2010 12:39:20 GMT -5
The ones that make them sound like sluts are the worst. The Bella's and Tiffany's are the worst offenders, especially when Tiffany was supposed to be the ECW General Manager. "I'm insatiable?"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2010 12:41:47 GMT -5
I can't really pick a main offender, they're all quite awful. Melina's is alright and Jillian's is fitting so unless I'm forgetting anyone else they're all awful. But I think McCool's was the worst especially when they were booking her like she was the second coming of Bruiser Brody. OH SHIT HERE SHE COMES IT'S MICHELLE MCCOOL LOOK OUT!
You're not enough for meeeee....OOHHHH NOOOOOO NO
SHIT MARIA GET OUT OF THERE!
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Oct 9, 2010 12:46:46 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly
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Post by PKO on Oct 9, 2010 12:49:29 GMT -5
Natalya's is easily the best though. Don't know why she hardly ever uses it (probably as it sounds more "heel-ish").
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Oct 9, 2010 12:51:54 GMT -5
The worst will ALWAYS be Kristal Marshall's. Even when she left, she didn't take that godawful "Feelin' Me" song with her
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Oct 9, 2010 12:52:41 GMT -5
Winner. What exactly is the overall message of her theme song? That she's club trash?
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Post by Wade Renegade on Oct 9, 2010 12:53:32 GMT -5
LayCool's is horrible as well. But that's only because Michelle & Layla are involved, I didn't mind it when Torrie Wilson had it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2010 12:55:01 GMT -5
I'll also throw in Audioslave's "Be Yourself" and The Hives "Idiot Walk", which both now provoke images of diva hopefuls dancing awkwardly in an arena of booing fans every time I hear them.
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Post by Stevie H on Oct 9, 2010 12:55:25 GMT -5
I hate Layla having to use Michelle's theme, I much preferred her "Nasty Girl" theme. Although "touching me here, kissing me there, licking me more" lyrics in that theme isn't exactly PG.
I was going to link to the Nasty Girl theme, but the rules say you can't post links to Youtube videos. A bit extreme, I've never heard of a forum doing that before. Illegal downloads sure, but surely it's Youtube's fault that copyrighted content is on there. Oh well, it's easy to find if you go to Youtube.
The theme of a Diva I hate most is probably Alicia Fox's theme. We don't need a fake version of Hot In Here.
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Post by Forty Six & 2 on Oct 9, 2010 12:56:17 GMT -5
Oh Radio.
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Post by Wade Renegade on Oct 9, 2010 12:57:44 GMT -5
Glad I'm not the only one who recognises that Alicia's theme sounds like Hot in Here by Nelly. That song sucked the first time around, we don't need a rip off of it.
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Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Oct 9, 2010 12:58:34 GMT -5
The Bella Twins every time I hear that theme makes me want to bash my head into the wall.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2010 13:19:21 GMT -5
It's not that Laycool/Michelle's theme is bad, it's just way past its shelf life. With the "Simply Flawless" gimmick, you'd think they would have come up with something new.
But none of the Divas themes are really awful. They all kind of bring out the personality of each girl. Which is a good thing, it's not like a lot of them have a personality to begin with (cough*KellyKelly* cough).
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Oct 9, 2010 13:27:08 GMT -5
Tiffany's theme was/is actually about abstinence and not going all the way and junk though. Although I totally understand why no-one listened more than 12 seconds into the horrible, horrible track.
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Post by Princess Kendall on Oct 9, 2010 13:28:49 GMT -5
I have really never heard a not obnoxious Divas theme. But Kelly Kelly's...there is not WORDS for what I want to do every time I hear that song. It sucks so bad.
Not Enough for Me has always driven me crazy, too.
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Post by KEEZ on Oct 9, 2010 13:30:46 GMT -5
I'd say Jillian's but ZATS ZE JOKE.
I'd really say either the Bella Twins Stripper theme (You can look, but you can't touch), or Tiffany's 'I'm Insatiable' since it sounds like Ke$ha and Britney Spears puked it out.
I'd rather they had generic instrumentals like Gail Kim and Tamina.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Oct 9, 2010 13:33:40 GMT -5
Tie between McCool, Kelly Kelly, Tiffany and the Bellas.
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Post by Perigryn on Oct 9, 2010 13:39:24 GMT -5
Maria's. it annoyed me so much in SvR, I turned off the menu music just so i don't have to hear it ever again. Followed closely by the Bellas'.
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