Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Oct 6, 2010 17:25:36 GMT -5
He's brought his dad, he brought his mascot, what else could Jack Swagger (a great man) use to create the greatest entourage of all time 1: A valet. Not just any valet, his wife.  "Kane attacked my dad, Edge speared my eagle, MY EAGLE IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES, I need something in my corner to motivate me. So please welcome The All American American Swaggette Catalina" |
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Post by darkharlequin on Oct 6, 2010 18:40:36 GMT -5
2. A musketeer.  |
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
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Post by Dub H on Oct 6, 2010 18:54:03 GMT -5
SWERVE!
Swagger admits to be a great fan of Mexican culture,therefore his new mascot is..
Chirs MAsters with a sombrero.
Then Edge spear Master
Next Week Swagger comes to the ring wearing a red hat with a S on it,a fake moutaschewith yoshi tatsu wearing a samurai outfit(or a Yoshi outfit) ,saying he decided to try the japanese culture,hai.
Then Edge spears Tatsu
And it goes on and on
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Post by Young Game on Oct 6, 2010 19:07:20 GMT -5
SWERVE! Swagger admits to be a great fan of Mexican culture,therefore his new mascot is.. Chirs MAsters with a sombrero. Then Edge spear Master Next Week Swagger comes to the ring wearing a red hat with a S on it,a fake moutaschewith yoshi tatsu wearing a samurai outfit(or a Yoshi outfit) ,saying he decided to try the japanese culture,hai. Then Edge spears Tatsu And it goes on and on It might work.....I don't know. I'm going to take a wild guess and say that today's casual fan won't remember when Al Snow did the same thing. Now that I think about it....what does it say about me that I do? F***in' yikes. *shakes his head* |
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KEEZ
Don Corleone
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Post by KEEZ on Oct 6, 2010 19:30:49 GMT -5
He needs a couple of big dopey bodyguards who make him look good in comparison.   |
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Post by gmoneyftw on Oct 6, 2010 19:32:18 GMT -5
brodus is one mean looking mofo!
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Post by Lazy peon on Oct 6, 2010 20:13:39 GMT -5
Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2010 20:26:05 GMT -5
His other personal mascot, Hornswagger.
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 6, 2010 20:27:23 GMT -5
Tiffany as his cheerleader along with the mascot.
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Oct 6, 2010 22:26:02 GMT -5
That's his wife???
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2010 22:34:25 GMT -5
brodus is one mean looking mofo! No he is not. |
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luiscurse
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Post by luiscurse on Oct 6, 2010 22:46:12 GMT -5
Swagger's wife is GOOOOOOOOD
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Massive G
Hank Scorpio
yo hago esto
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Post by Massive G on Oct 6, 2010 23:05:50 GMT -5
that's his wife?(!!!!)
the eagle is all he needs.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2010 23:24:49 GMT -5
Here's the real question: If his entourage was every person on the roster all at once, other than the person he's feuding with...would he still job?
Probably.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Oct 7, 2010 4:37:32 GMT -5
Entourage you say?
Swagger = Vince Chase
Hawkins = Eric
Archer = Drama
Husky Harris = Turtle
Michael Cole = Ari Gold
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by percymania on Oct 7, 2010 5:36:30 GMT -5
Kurt Angle, Shelton Benjamin, and the Swagger Soaring Eagle.
and yes, his hot wife too goddamn.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 7, 2010 8:21:12 GMT -5
Besides his hot wife go find G Rilla bring him, and throw in Gallows and just for giggles Percy Watson
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Snowman
Dennis Stamp
The "Called His Mama at WrestleMania" Guy
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Post by Snowman on Oct 7, 2010 12:54:17 GMT -5
He needs a stereotypical gay guy as his fashion consultant. He can be called the Oklahomo.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Oct 7, 2010 13:05:26 GMT -5
His wrestling coach maybe. If the Swagger soaring Eagle isn't on Smackdown! though i think I might cry.
Please don't post spoilers I won't read them.
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Oct 7, 2010 13:32:12 GMT -5
brodus is one mean looking mofo! No he is not. Yeah you have to see all of Brodus Clay to see that he is not all that threatening. He has a job because he is fat and tall. He is probably in worse shape than 70% of the people on this forum. I've never seen someone so slow in the ring before except maybe Andre but Andre was so big he could get away with it. |
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