Raw Captions for 7/10

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Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 19:40:47 GMT -5

Post by lildude8218 on Jul 11, 2006 19:40:47 GMT -5

Edge: VROOM VROOM! I'm a racecar driver!!!
Lita: Yes you are sweetie! Mommy loves you.

Watch in awe as John Cena and Edge desperately search for Jerry Lawler's contact.

Hypnotist: You are not seeing a spear....you are seeing John Cena, master technician hitting a very devistating DDT. Now I will snap my fingers and you will remember this.

Why does this outfit remind me of the Play Doh Fun Factory?

A loose baboon from the local zoo mauled a referee before stealing Trish's pants.

Carlito and Trish look on in horror as The Miz tries to say something from memory.

Edge: Sir....the rat in the toilet was THIS big and it made this face at me.
Desk Clerk: And it followed you down here?
Edge: Yes....can't you see it right behind me? Oh, it's you Lita

Edge: You mark my words! The Roaming Gnome will hear of this!!!

Robbie once again pulled the football away before Rob Conway could kick it.

Eegah was hungry for Conway's flesh.

Billy Jack Haynes has really let himself go.

Paul: Come on, just spit in your hand and shake mine, we'll be brothers for life.

Lillian: Nooo!!! Put it away!!! Viscera is afraid of spiders!!!!
Viscera: *hides and cries*

Upon further investigation....Viscera did not mean to drop Lillian. He in fact slipped on that microphone there.

Haas and Viscera would have to learn to share this blow up doll.

Edge: What do you call these drinks again? They've got me wasted.
Desk Clerk: Orangina sir....there's no alcohol in them...

I wasn't aware that someone could drink that many raw eggs in one sitting.

At least one of these women is a superhero...bet you can't guess which.

Edge, Lita, and the other dude were all confused by Edge's erectile dysfunction.

This is what happens when you steal a hotel's towels.

Vince and Shane prove that they had way too much fun with Frog Blender.

Nick Dinsmore was much happier with his new gimmick....Missing Link Jr.

All: HEY......MICKEY!!!!
Mikey: It's Mikey!!!
Others: You idiot.

HHH & HBK: OHHHHH CANADA!!!!

Everyone was shocked to see Kermit The Frog blow himself up right next to Vince and Shane.

'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada King Koopa Posts: 12,606	Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 19:43:27 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jul 11, 2006 19:43:27 GMT -5 Each and every one of these are funny. I'd make an attempt, but I'm afraid I'm not drunk enough.

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Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 19:54:35 GMT -5

Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 11, 2006 19:54:35 GMT -5

Clerk: Can I help you, sir?
Edge: YEAH!!
Clerk: Alright, can I check you into a room?
Edge: OKAY!!
Clerk: Do you have an American Express card?
Edge: WHAT!!
Clerk: American Express.
Edge: WHAT!!
Clerk: American Express.
Edge: Uh...YEEEAAAH!!
Clerk: Okay then, you're in Room 312. Have a good evening.
Edge: OKAY!!

"Ah-cha-cha-cha-chaaa!"

Thanks, WWE.

Sajoa Moe Patti Mayonnaise Did you get that thing I sent ya? A man without gimmick. Posts: 39,683	Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 20:01:40 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 11, 2006 20:01:40 GMT -5 lildude8218 said: Edge, Lita, and the other dude were all confused by Edge's erectile dysfunction. Looks like Edge has stopped using Enzyte, the once-daily pill for natural male enhancement.
	Thanks, WWE.

voiceboxisback Guest	Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 20:05:52 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by voiceboxisback on Jul 11, 2006 20:05:52 GMT -5 Edge demonstrating his uber-micro
	Last Edit: Jul 11, 2006 20:06:10 GMT -5 by voiceboxisback

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Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 20:19:52 GMT -5

Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Jul 11, 2006 20:19:52 GMT -5

OH CRAP!! WAS THIS THE ONE WITH THE RUFIE IN IT???

IT WAS THE ONE IN THE WHITE, OFFICER!! THAT'S THE ONE THAT GAVE ME THE HARD ON WHICH RAN OUT OF SKIN AS IT WAS STILL GROWING!!

Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Ummm...Dad? Never EVER book a live sex show with Kermit and Miss Piggy ever again. Smells like burnt bacon in here.

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Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 20:25:37 GMT -5

Post by Banned Member on Jul 11, 2006 20:25:37 GMT -5

Trish: Oh no not this again!!!

Carlito: Who is that naked man on the ramp?

Trish: It's Merc he's been showing up everyweek to stop me from leaving.

Carlito: And he shows up naked each week?

Trish: No last week he was in my clothes.

Carlito: Dat's not cool.

bruteshot79 Guest	Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 20:26:29 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by bruteshot79 on Jul 11, 2006 20:26:29 GMT -5 God: We don't want this one, throw him back.

tigermask Guest	Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 20:29:53 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by tigermask on Jul 11, 2006 20:29:53 GMT -5 John Cena having a baby didn't get all that much of a reaction from fans.
	Last Edit: Jul 11, 2006 20:30:07 GMT -5 by voiceboxisback

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Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 20:46:53 GMT -5

Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jul 11, 2006 20:46:53 GMT -5

Edge and Lita try their hardest to not break out in laughter at the fat midget in the green hat behind them, second to the right.

Edge - Hey, Cena, how are yo- OH GOD IT'S A SPIDER!
Cena - HAH, I GOT IT!

Sadly, even Edge's best efforts couldn't keep Cena from being sucked into the heavy-duty arena ceiling fan gone heywire.

Melina - Could you rub my back, please? Right there.
Trish - What, here?
Melina - You're not doing it right!

When a sudden blaze breaks out in the ringside area, Melina tries her best to haul an unconcious Trish to safety, via her pants. Then things went horribly wrong.

Trish - A Miz promo, huh?
Carlito - Dat's not cool.

Edge's impersonation of Stephen Hawking didn't go over well with the hotel clerk.

Edge - Whadda ya mean you don't accept traveller's checks?
Clerk - Sorry sir, cash or credit only.
Edge - I'm rating you a 'one star' on Expedia.ca!

(To quote last week's thread) Robbie - THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Much to his friend's horror, Robbie decided now was the best time to unveil his new finisher, the 'Heart Attack' from Temple of Doom.

Foley - HEY FLAAAAAAAAAIR ... I SAVED A TON OF MONEY SWITCHING TO GEICO!

Flair and Heyman address the Void.

Lillian - Oh God, he's coming right at me again!
Viscera - I can't watch!

Viscera's attempt to carry Lillian to safety after yet another minor blaze ended, once again, in tragedy.

Road agents, EMTs, ring announcers down ...

Lillian - 'A piece of the microphone fractured ... and ... tore into my ... spinal column ...'

Edge - 'So you shee ... thas when we learnt the perils of unprotected shecks.'
Lita - 'It's true.'
Edge - 'Now where's my Sizzler Sandwich?'
Clerk - 'Sir, for the last time, this isn't the Applebee's.'

Edge's 'special surprise' for Lita backfired in hilarious fashion.

Edge - 'It ... it's usually bigger than that.'
Server - 'Yes sir, I'm sure it is.'

If you look very carefully over Cena's right shoulder, you'll see Lita in the throes of denomic possession. The truth is revealed!

Vince - 'I hope you like your new clubhouse, son. Careful, the paint is still wet.'
Shane - 'Dad, you're the greatest.'

WAAAAAAAISTIN' AWAY AGAIN in Margaritaville.

Vince - 'Uh ... so THAT'S the New ECW? Wow.'
Shane - 'I hope you're proud of yourself, you jackass.'

Ace Diamond Patti Mayonnaise Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All. mmm...flavor text Posts: 36,043	Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 20:51:04 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 11, 2006 20:51:04 GMT -5 Cena: GRENADE! Edge: Ok I think your method acting has gone far enough! KHAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!1 The new Vince and Shane wax models at Madam Tousseau's were recently DX-ified. HBK and HHH could not be reached for comment.
	Now's a good a time as any to start making up Matt Facts again Matt Facts for Week 4 of ECW title Reign: Matt is finally NOT wrestling Mike Knox for once. Matt has pinned Mark Henry before. XBox Live Gamertag: PilotAceDiamond

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Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 20:59:31 GMT -5

Post by Jiren on Jul 11, 2006 20:59:31 GMT -5

Edge: It's my pound i found it

Edge saved Cena's life when some one tried to shoot him

Damn the static electricity was strong in there

These are spirit fingers

If you don't put porn on my telly then the world will know what happend to spike dudley

Foley demonstrates everybody's reaction when cena regains the belt

Bimbo action team GO!!!!

Dude let me get that bug i your hair

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sherrie

Vince & shane weren't happy when HHH sneezed on them

lildude8218 Global Moderator Posts: 105,561	Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 23:08:33 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lildude8218 on Jul 11, 2006 23:08:33 GMT -5 Bump

Ace Diamond Patti Mayonnaise Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All. mmm...flavor text Posts: 36,043	Raw Captions for 7/10 Jul 11, 2006 23:41:12 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 11, 2006 23:41:12 GMT -5 We've secretly switched Edge's drink with a cup of urine from Chris Masters' drug test, let's see if he can tell the difference.
	Last Edit: Jul 11, 2006 23:41:31 GMT -5 by Ace Diamond Now's a good a time as any to start making up Matt Facts again Matt Facts for Week 4 of ECW title Reign: Matt is finally NOT wrestling Mike Knox for once. Matt has pinned Mark Henry before. XBox Live Gamertag: PilotAceDiamond

Post by lildude8218 on Jul 11, 2006 19:40:47 GMT -5

Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jul 11, 2006 19:43:27 GMT -5

Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 11, 2006 19:54:35 GMT -5

Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 11, 2006 20:01:40 GMT -5

Post by voiceboxisback on Jul 11, 2006 20:05:52 GMT -5

Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Jul 11, 2006 20:19:52 GMT -5

Post by Banned Member on Jul 11, 2006 20:25:37 GMT -5

Post by bruteshot79 on Jul 11, 2006 20:26:29 GMT -5

Post by tigermask on Jul 11, 2006 20:29:53 GMT -5

Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jul 11, 2006 20:46:53 GMT -5

Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 11, 2006 20:51:04 GMT -5

Post by Jiren on Jul 11, 2006 20:59:31 GMT -5

Post by lildude8218 on Jul 11, 2006 23:08:33 GMT -5

Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 11, 2006 23:41:12 GMT -5