Post by Nikki Heyman on Nov 9, 2010 1:13:01 GMT -5
Don't know if anyone here ever watched the show "Hee Haw" a comedy/sketch show based mostly on country humor.....
Not sure why this entered my brain, but what if WWE tried to do a more sketch/comedy deal like "Hee Haw"? (this would be seperate from the wrestling shows)
Now while the tv show "Hee Haw" was set in its own little county, Monday Night Raw can be just about anywhere - their "set" is the backstage area and the ring.
Music wouldn't just be country, of course - guest bands, musically-inclined wrestlers, and then we take some of the actual Hee Haw routines for other parts of the show.
I didn't do all the routines, just the "Cornfield jokes", "Empty Arms Hotel", and "Hey Grandpa, what's for supper?"
So while this is probably just weird and stupid, I've had to get it unstuck from my brain andinfect the forum with this nonsense share my ideas about it with you 
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Skipping the part of the intro with the "whole gang" together, just a montage of cuts of the wrestlers talking or laughing - ending with Pyro in the arena
Cut to a merchandise stand where we see a dejected Zack Ryder with no customers. R-truth happens by.
Truth: What up Z?
Zack: Bro, this ain't working, nobody wants my stuff
Truth: that's cause you ain't sellin it right
Zack: what d'ya mean?
(Ted Jr steps in and swats Zack with a chair. Zack falls down)
Truth: Yeah, like dat.
(Ted Jr hits Truth just because)
(jump cut to Cole at the Table) OH My!
(cut to the backstage area. Ringbell rings three times)
[this is a variant of the "cornfield" joke session]
(Bellas peek out of a locker room, giggling)
Nikki: John Morrison was practicing his parkour backstage
Brie: how did he look?
Nikki: Butter!
(Cut to Slater and Husky Harris in another locker room)
Slater: Think Wade will let some Divas into the Nexus?
Harris: Not until season 3 of NXT is over
Slater: (sad face) that'll never happen
(Cut to Goldust alone in his locker room having a private moment with the Million Dollar belt)
Goldust: (looks to camera) this is no hussy! ("bites" at the camera)
(cut to another locker room with Miz and Riley)
Riley: I think the Raw Mystery GM needs a better assistant
Miz: But Michael Cole likes brown-nosing
Riley: He likes you, too
Miz: and my gear has never been cleaner
(Cut to another locker room where Mark Henry is eating while Daniel Bryan is reading a book)
Henry: so you don't eat anything that never had a mother or a face, right?
Bryan: that's right
Henry: Catering don't have a momma or a face
Bryan: They also didn't have anything left
Henry: (sad face)
(cut to another locker room with MAryse and Alicia Fox)
Maryse: I have ted eating out of my hand
Alicia: Ewww...
Maryse: yes, it ruins the manicure
(bell rings three times to end the segment)
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Crowd: Hey JR, what's for supper?
JR: hand-rubbed beef ribs with my special recipie Chipotle BBQ sauce, home-made cornbread and apple pie
Crowd: Yummm-yum!
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(CM Punk walks up to a desk and rings a bell there)
HBK: (pops up) Broken arms Hotel
CM Punk: Yeah, I need a clean room for one night
HBK: any bags?
CM Punk: My girlfriends are none of your business
HBK: (embarrassed.... drops back down behind the counter)
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(Cut to Lawler)
Lawler: CM Punk told me he had a diversified portfolio.... then showed me the call log on his phone!
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(Close up of the RAW GM Computer as text appears)
Raw GM: Michael Cole reads my emails out loud because he is happy he is getting ANYTHING.
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(throw in musical number here)
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Daniel Bryan: WWE Salutes (insert local independent promotion or local military facility)
Cena: (strides in and salutes)
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(Morrison is standing facing the camera, with Batista standing next to him, back to the camera)
Morrison: o/` I remember, Melina, when we were together
You smiled and had a spark in your eyes....
While I could smile back til you found a new track
Then dated somebody who was twice my size o/`
(Batista turns around for the duet)
Morrison&Batista: o/` Where oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?'
I searched the world over and thought I found true love
You met another and
you were gone.. o/`
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;D
Not sure why this entered my brain, but what if WWE tried to do a more sketch/comedy deal like "Hee Haw"? (this would be seperate from the wrestling shows)
Now while the tv show "Hee Haw" was set in its own little county, Monday Night Raw can be just about anywhere - their "set" is the backstage area and the ring.
Music wouldn't just be country, of course - guest bands, musically-inclined wrestlers, and then we take some of the actual Hee Haw routines for other parts of the show.
I didn't do all the routines, just the "Cornfield jokes", "Empty Arms Hotel", and "Hey Grandpa, what's for supper?"
So while this is probably just weird and stupid, I've had to get it unstuck from my brain and
--------------------
Skipping the part of the intro with the "whole gang" together, just a montage of cuts of the wrestlers talking or laughing - ending with Pyro in the arena
Cut to a merchandise stand where we see a dejected Zack Ryder with no customers. R-truth happens by.
Truth: What up Z?
Zack: Bro, this ain't working, nobody wants my stuff
Truth: that's cause you ain't sellin it right
Zack: what d'ya mean?
(Ted Jr steps in and swats Zack with a chair. Zack falls down)
Truth: Yeah, like dat.
(Ted Jr hits Truth just because)
(jump cut to Cole at the Table) OH My!
(cut to the backstage area. Ringbell rings three times)
[this is a variant of the "cornfield" joke session]
(Bellas peek out of a locker room, giggling)
Nikki: John Morrison was practicing his parkour backstage
Brie: how did he look?
Nikki: Butter!
(Cut to Slater and Husky Harris in another locker room)
Slater: Think Wade will let some Divas into the Nexus?
Harris: Not until season 3 of NXT is over
Slater: (sad face) that'll never happen
(Cut to Goldust alone in his locker room having a private moment with the Million Dollar belt)
Goldust: (looks to camera) this is no hussy! ("bites" at the camera)
(cut to another locker room with Miz and Riley)
Riley: I think the Raw Mystery GM needs a better assistant
Miz: But Michael Cole likes brown-nosing
Riley: He likes you, too
Miz: and my gear has never been cleaner
(Cut to another locker room where Mark Henry is eating while Daniel Bryan is reading a book)
Henry: so you don't eat anything that never had a mother or a face, right?
Bryan: that's right
Henry: Catering don't have a momma or a face
Bryan: They also didn't have anything left
Henry: (sad face)
(cut to another locker room with MAryse and Alicia Fox)
Maryse: I have ted eating out of my hand
Alicia: Ewww...
Maryse: yes, it ruins the manicure
(bell rings three times to end the segment)
----------
Crowd: Hey JR, what's for supper?
JR: hand-rubbed beef ribs with my special recipie Chipotle BBQ sauce, home-made cornbread and apple pie
Crowd: Yummm-yum!
-----------------
(CM Punk walks up to a desk and rings a bell there)
HBK: (pops up) Broken arms Hotel
CM Punk: Yeah, I need a clean room for one night
HBK: any bags?
CM Punk: My girlfriends are none of your business
HBK: (embarrassed.... drops back down behind the counter)
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(Cut to Lawler)
Lawler: CM Punk told me he had a diversified portfolio.... then showed me the call log on his phone!
---------------------
(Close up of the RAW GM Computer as text appears)
Raw GM: Michael Cole reads my emails out loud because he is happy he is getting ANYTHING.
-------------------------
(throw in musical number here)
--------------------------
Daniel Bryan: WWE Salutes (insert local independent promotion or local military facility)
Cena: (strides in and salutes)
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(Morrison is standing facing the camera, with Batista standing next to him, back to the camera)
Morrison: o/` I remember, Melina, when we were together
You smiled and had a spark in your eyes....
While I could smile back til you found a new track
Then dated somebody who was twice my size o/`
(Batista turns around for the duet)
Morrison&Batista: o/` Where oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?'
I searched the world over and thought I found true love
You met another and
you were gone.. o/`-----------------------------------
;D
