Ted Dibiase BOUGHT somebody!

[I Like Your Poetry]

I hope "The Million Dollar Man" is proud of his son, because it just occurred to me that after months of this retreaded gimmick, the younger Ted Dibiase actually succeeded in buying somebody last night.

Granted, he had Virgil's services for a while and got Maryse...but this is the first instance I can think of him buying somebody out, something his father did like 15 times every month when he was active.

But no matter......Ted Dibiase Jr. has finally thrown his money around! Rejoice!!

[Error]

yawn, wait what, dibiase, huh?

[MrBRulzOK]

It's about time. Maybe now they'll realize that they need to have him do that with more people in order to stand any chance at getting over as a heel?

[Alex Shelley]

I nearly cried when the Minister said "everybody has a price" and Teddy JUNIOR came out.

But then Ted Sr came out and made it all better.

[2 Cold Scorkum]

Ted Sr. delivered that line about the look on Jr's face being priceless so well...and that awesome laugh! It makes me wish Jr. had an ounce of that personality.

[The Ichi]

I actually wouldn't mind a a new Million Dollar Corporation. And by that I mean Ted has a stable of some of the most charismatic guys in the WWE to make up for his own lack of personality.

[iRabbit]

Anyways

I think his dad is in this because he strictly (no not cause he has 30th of his charisma) but he said he wanted his son to do something different then he did..hopefully he is there to change things up ;D

[lildude8218]

Ted Sr. sitting on a log with a hound dog

[sybaku]

He needs to bet all of his money against Zack Ryder in a Jagerbomb drinking contest, Zack wins and gets Ted's money, Maryse, Ted's push, and Teddy, his lack of charsima, and his godawful music will be forever gone.

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Nov 3, 2010 18:07:46 GMT -5 sybaku said:

He needs to bet all of his money against Zack Ryder in a Jagerbomb drinking contest, Zack wins and gets Ted's money, Maryse, Ted's push, and Teddy, his lack of charsima, and his godawful music will be forever gone.

Better yet, medley theme. "I come from radiooooo.... I come from beer tonight...."

[Lupin the Third]

I was laughing at Dusty's whole speech, and I marked when Ted did his signature laugh. God, good memories.

[Dave at the Movies]

Did anyone else hate the way they used Ted Sr? I know he is a real minister but in kayfabe it made almost zero sense.

I just never like seeing him as a face on TV. It was ridiculous when they put him with the Steiner Brothers back in the day.

[Alex Shelley]

Nov 4, 2010 2:19:02 GMT -5 Dave at the Movies said:

Did anyone else hate the way they used Ted Sr? I know he is a real minister but in kayfabe it made almost zero sense.

I just never like seeing him as a face on TV. It was ridiculous when they put him with the Steiner Brothers back in the day.

Well, just after Mania when Ted Sr and the rest of the inductees were on Raw, Jr and Sr got into a tiff. Don't remember the exact details but they weren't on good terms when it was all over.

So this is just payback.

ALSO I hated Dusty being on the mic because it reminded me just how crappy guys these days are at talking.

[Beav]

When Dusty said he had a Southern Minister, I was so hoping for Brother Love.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Nov 4, 2010 4:14:44 GMT -5 Beav said:

When Dusty said he had a Southern Minister, I was so hoping for Brother Love.

Kinda that or Dusty was became a minister.

[Legion]

Yeah, I was expecting Dusty to say he'd had himself ordained, but I marked hard for Ted Sr. even if he was playing a face.

Not quite sure I liked how the angle then ended with an Aksana heel turn, but ok

[zeez]

The ending with the Aksana slap felt a little weird because it wasn't something like Goldust moving in for the kiss and Aksana says something like "what are you doing?" or "I thought we only did this so I didn't have to leave the country" or something. It was just *slap* and we're done. Maybe that's due to her not having much acting ability but it could've been done better.

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Nov 4, 2010 10:50:01 GMT -5 zeez said:

The ending with the Aksana slap felt a little weird because it wasn't something like Goldust moving in for the kiss and Aksana says something like "what are you doing?" or "I thought we only did this so I didn't have to leave the country" or something. It was just *slap* and we're done. Maybe that's due to her not having much acting ability but it could've been done better.

Funny thing was as soon as I saw that slap, I knew Maxine would be the one eliminated.

"Okay we have another heel now, don't need two!"

[Mozenrath]

It's about time we saw the rich man gimmick do something that involved spending money.

[worldsstrongestman]

Nov 3, 2010 17:13:21 GMT -5 I Like Your Poetry said:

I hope "The Million Dollar Man" is proud of his son, because it just occurred to me that after months of this retreaded gimmick, the younger Ted Dibiase actually succeeded in buying somebody last night.

Granted, he had Virgil's services for a while and got Maryse...but this is the first instance I can think of him buying somebody out, something his father did like 15 times every month when he was active.

But no matter......Ted Dibiase Jr. has finally thrown his money around! Rejoice!!

He bought off the Colons once. Then Carlito was released the next week, so that was quickly dropped. So this is his second successful bribe.