Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
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Post by Bam Neeley on Oct 12, 2010 16:21:53 GMT -5
Starts wearing trunks.
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
Posts: 11,090
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Oct 12, 2010 16:24:57 GMT -5
He begins and finishes each match by consuming a live infant.
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
Posts: 19,009
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Post by Celgress on Oct 12, 2010 17:08:47 GMT -5
Starts doing drugs and says it's ok to do them. Yes, and what exactly does he do that he hasn't already been doing again?
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Post by Marksus on Oct 13, 2010 13:51:42 GMT -5
He needs to alienate his fans (well duh) ripping on them for living through him.
They are all too scared to make changes in the life so watch Jeff and cheer for him. Well no more he's doing this for himself blah blah.
He needs to just get darker and weirder (and fatter?) to stop the girlies cheering for him. Cut down on his high risk stuff and put together a more mat based moveset ala Muta or Liger when there knees popped.
Or course he could throw on a suit and tidy himself up but i doubt he would.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2010 18:45:57 GMT -5
He either
A.) Tries to sell drugs to people in the front row.
or
B.) Tries to bum drugs off people in the front row.
Then the Impact Zone could be all "No Jeff Hardy! You can't have my drugs!"
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Oct 13, 2010 18:54:31 GMT -5
Cuts a promo where he announces he's straight edge and better than you.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
Posts: 7,951
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Post by Lancers on Oct 13, 2010 18:59:00 GMT -5
Put down the Orlando Magic and question their offseason moves.
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Post by Throwback on Oct 13, 2010 21:01:04 GMT -5
have him tell Orlando Jordan that he "doesn't like his kind"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2010 13:11:03 GMT -5
Every match climb up to do a Swanton, look around at the crowd, then slowly climb down and win with a slow elbow drop.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Oct 14, 2010 14:30:46 GMT -5
Hmmm...
1. Insult all the Jeff Hardy fangirls. "I'd never sleep with ANY of you trashy whores"
2. Start dressing like a normal person. Dye his hair blond, lose the face paint, and wrestle in traditional wrestling gear. Though this idea might actually backfire and just make him boring.
3. Cut promos about how he was able to rise to the top of pro wrestling by partying and doing what he wants, while everybody else has to train rigorously to be half as popular as he is.
I'd say "stop doing highspots" but he really doesn't do many of them anymore, and eliminating all of his flying moves would pretty much leave him with nothing but the twist of fate.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Oct 14, 2010 15:39:45 GMT -5
End every episode of iMPACT! with a concert by his band Peroxwhy?gen. They will only play songs off the new album and none of the hits that catapulted them to legendary status.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
Posts: 32,702
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Post by zeez on Oct 14, 2010 15:52:56 GMT -5
He starts wrestling without that towel in his back pocket, since that'a the only reason people like him, right? That and those armband things.
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Post by Throwback on Oct 14, 2010 20:37:55 GMT -5
2. . Dye his hair blond, lose the face paint, and wrestle in traditional wrestling gear. Though this idea might actually backfire and just make him boring. 0:30
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JMA
Hank Scorpio
Down With Capitalism!
Posts: 6,880
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Post by JMA on Oct 14, 2010 23:53:07 GMT -5
Hmmm... 1. Insult all the Jeff Hardy fangirls. "I'd never sleep with ANY of you trashy whores" 2. Start dressing like a normal person. Dye his hair blond, lose the face paint, and wrestle in traditional wrestling gear. Though this idea might actually backfire and just make him boring. 3. Cut promos about how he was able to rise to the top of pro wrestling by partying and doing what he wants, while everybody else has to train rigorously to be half as popular as he is. I'd say "stop doing highspots" but he really doesn't do many of them anymore, and eliminating all of his flying moves would pretty much leave him with nothing but the twist of fate.
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Post by clashofchampains on Oct 14, 2010 23:55:48 GMT -5
have him tell Orlando Jordan that he "doesn't like his kind" That would get face pops.
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Post by John Cena's Boner on Oct 14, 2010 23:57:54 GMT -5
Needs to put people in the Liontamer (knee in the back of the neck and kneeling is a must!), and call it the Fate Sealer!
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
Posts: 2,093
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Post by Johnny D on Oct 15, 2010 6:26:02 GMT -5
Does a Swanton on the front row during a match....on purpose.
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