Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Oct 12, 2010 11:28:37 GMT -5
1. Wears an eyepatch.
2. Denounces his 'creatures of the night' in a promo.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2010 11:36:23 GMT -5
3. Shaves his head, stops applying facepaint and only wears Hollywood Hogan tshirts to the ring.
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comahan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by comahan on Oct 12, 2010 11:38:26 GMT -5
A mustache and a monocle.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2010 11:51:59 GMT -5
14 powders per match.
Minimum
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Oct 12, 2010 11:52:45 GMT -5
Gets Peroxwhy?gen together and records a pro-terrorist version of "September Day".
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Post by hossfan on Oct 12, 2010 11:56:04 GMT -5
Have him openly talk about how he's going to beat the drug charges against him because he's famous. What could go wrong?
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Post by Monster Under Your Bed on Oct 12, 2010 12:01:06 GMT -5
He never uses the Swanton bomb. He now finishes people with a leg drop.
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
Posts: 19,009
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Post by Celgress on Oct 12, 2010 12:08:41 GMT -5
He never uses the Swanton bomb. He now finishes people with a leg drop. I actually like that, and think it would get major heel heat.   |
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Oct 12, 2010 12:11:30 GMT -5
Brings paintings of his opponents to the ring then breaks them over his opponent's head while the referee's distracted. Every single match.
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
I Miss You Peanut😥
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Oct 12, 2010 12:19:52 GMT -5
Succombs to the Finger Poke of Doom, giving the title to Hogan, but defends it by proxy until "Hogan's back gets better."
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comahan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 17,899
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Post by comahan on Oct 12, 2010 12:24:42 GMT -5
Use his facepaint to paint on a yellow handlebar stache and a black beard
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Post by The Tank on Oct 12, 2010 12:32:08 GMT -5
Begin a crusade against fat chicks. That would alienate....what, 75% of his fanbase? {Spoiler}This is just a joke. Don't get offended please, because I don't mean to. |
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Oct 12, 2010 12:39:01 GMT -5
Go back to a natural hair color, gets said hair cut and wear a suit.
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Post by Wade Renegade on Oct 12, 2010 12:58:15 GMT -5
Tells people to stop picking on his brother.
Starts hanging out with his brother.
Reforms The Hardys.
Admit that he splurged Lita, not Edge.
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Post by mysterydriver on Oct 12, 2010 13:10:40 GMT -5
"Hi...I'm Jeff Hardy...and I liked Corky Romano."
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 12, 2010 13:13:46 GMT -5
Does the monkey dance every time he hits a move.
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Post by Lazy peon on Oct 12, 2010 13:29:24 GMT -5
Starts doing drugs and says it's ok to do them.
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Post by Prince of Darkness on Oct 12, 2010 14:17:48 GMT -5
Replaces his moveset with a headlock.
Go into the ring, and say what a great business leader Dixie Carter is.
Cleanly pins either Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle, or AJ Styles in a match.
Drops the title to the Situation.
Though even all of this will still not offset the stupidity of a Jeff Hardy heel turn.
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Post by clashofchampains on Oct 12, 2010 14:56:00 GMT -5
Go to the ring and just...paints. Seriously, no matchs, just bore people with painting things in the ring.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2010 15:26:04 GMT -5
Calls Nancy Drew a whore.
Has a ladder match every week that he somehow wins via headlock, before the ladder is ever used.
Converts to destrucity and extols it's virtues weekly
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