The 10 Things Lancers Learned By Watching RAW.....

[Lancers]

1. Milena is a close, personal friend of Mick Foley.

2. Edge is a terrible tipper.

3. The ECW Heavyweight Championship can only be fought between WWE superstars, not ECW stars.

4. I'm guessing Todd Grisham and Mike Mizanin had wagered a bet backstage on which one can sound like the biggest cornball. Mizanin won.

5. The McMahon family only uses oil-based paints on their enemies. Because not only does it send a powerful message, it's a pain in the ass to clean up.

6. When he's not kicking ass and taking names in a WWE ring, John Cena kicks ass and fluffs pillows at a Iowa City Best Western.

7. At least there's only eight finalists in the Diva Search.

8. If Eugene grew out his moustache, he'd look like the twin brother of Jason Lee from 'My Name Is Earl'.

9. I wish I had a job that went from 9:00 EST to 11:10 EST and show up to work at 11:04 EST only to punch out 6 minutes later.

10. In a 6-on-2 fight, never just simply go after the smaller group and kick their asses, wait until they're finished with what they have to say because it's probably very important.

[Son of Abyss]

Tell me when you learn the whereabouts of Umaga and Alejandro.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

10. In a 6-on-2 fight, never just simply go after the smaller group and kick their asses, wait until they're finished with what they have to say because it's probably very important.

LOL.

Also, when said smaller group is finished humiliating you for the umpteenth time, act like the ropes are an invisible barrier, so all you can do is stand there looking stupid instead of going down there and beating the hell out of them.

[tardis99]

A Raw recap for anyone who missed it..

Edge hates Cena and Cena hates Edge, DX almost got caught under a net and.....um...

...nope that was pretty much it.

[#Classic Hi-Definition X]

mrlancers said:

1. Milena is a close, personal friend of Mick Foley.

2. Edge is a terrible tipper.

3. The ECW Heavyweight Championship can only be fought between WWE superstars, not ECW stars.

4. I'm guessing Todd Grisham and Mike Mizanin had wagered a bet backstage on which one can sound like the biggest cornball. Mizanin won.

5. The McMahon family only uses oil-based paints on their enemies. Because not only does it send a powerful message, it's a pain in the ass to clean up.

6. When he's not kicking ass and taking names in a WWE ring, John Cena kicks ass and fluffs pillows at a Iowa City Best Western.

7. At least there's only eight finalists in the Diva Search.

8. If Eugene grew out his moustache, he'd look like the twin brother of Jason Lee from 'My Name Is Earl'.

9. I wish I had a job that went from 9:00 EST to 11:10 EST and show up to work at 11:04 EST only to punch out 6 minutes later.

10. In a 6-on-2 fight, never just simply go after the smaller group and kick their asses, wait until they're finished with what they have to say because it's probably very important.

11. If you need a quick and easy squash match, who you gonna call?

VAL VENIS!

[Hiroshi Hase]

tardis99 said:

A Raw recap for anyone who missed it..

Edge hates Cena and Cena hates Edge, DX almost got caught under a net and.....um...

...nope that was pretty much it.

Thanks, seeing as I missed the first hour, I don't feel bad so much for leaving work a bit later.

[gsguy]

Funny & Poignant as always Lancers.

[mat7h3w]

Don't forget the disappearance of Kane as well.

[alfusmaximus]

11. Blondes don't know English.

[slik81]

dion said:

Tell me when you learn the whereabouts of Umaga and Alejandro.

They're having a live sex celebration on Unlimited. It's hosted by the Grish.