bob
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Post by bob on May 14, 2012 21:56:55 GMT -5
When sudden Garret Bischoff shows up and.....
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 14, 2012 22:02:41 GMT -5
Gobbles like a turkey for 396 seconds then leaves without explanation.
Backstage, Jeff Jarrett....
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on May 14, 2012 22:26:13 GMT -5
starts licking his toes while Mr. Anderson is watching intently and asks him....
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MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 14, 2012 22:31:01 GMT -5
"You know what goes good with toes?" He then produces a jar of grape jam to the groans of thousands. He and Jarrett then share a hearty laugh before throwing it over to Cheex and Shark Boy who are now in the ring getting ready to...
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bob
Salacious Crumb
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Post by bob on May 14, 2012 23:06:15 GMT -5
sing show tunes with naked Hogan in a wheel chair as the judge!
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on May 14, 2012 23:11:30 GMT -5
sing show tunes with naked Hogan in a wheel chair as the judge! Hogan gives a thumbs down which causes show to fall to his knees and sob while the camera zooms in on his face for 10 hours straight, hogan signals for Garrett bischoff who comes to the ring on a golden throne carried by the X Division and pins show for the newly created lightweight television show tunes title belt. The Garrett poses for 30 minutes and suddenly crimson wearing a leather wedding dress appears on the stage....
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on May 14, 2012 23:17:19 GMT -5
and announces he's marrying Stomper the Kangeroo!
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Tiger Maskooo
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on May 15, 2012 1:44:04 GMT -5
and announces he's marrying Stomper the Kangeroo! Then Matt Morgan comes out with Blonde pigtails and letterhosen announcing that someone bopped him on his noggin and stole his chocolates in an obnoxious european accent prompting samoa joe to climb ontop of the titan tron in kabuki make up and serenade him with a sign language interputative dance kabuki version of "i'll do anything for love"by meat loaf as a lonely brother devon in gay biker get up says...
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on May 15, 2012 1:48:30 GMT -5
OH MY TRANSGENDER BRUTHA TESTAFY!!!!!!! This prompts a now 700lbp morbildy obese bully ray to ride his hover round scooter and cuts a promo "Devon *huff huff* Samoa Joes dance has inspired me *huff...huff* To....man I am exhausted... to lose weight!"
At this point the camera cuts to Jimmy Rave smiling in the back with a tee shirt that says #1 babyface as we can clearly see streams of tears rolling down his cheeks......
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Tiger Maskooo
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on May 15, 2012 1:52:34 GMT -5
OH MY TRANSGENDER BRUTHA TESTAFY!!!!!!! This prompts a now 700lbp morbildy obese bully ray to ride his hover round scooter and cuts a promo "Devon *huff huff* Samoa Joes dance has inspire dme *huff...huff* To....man I am exhausted... to lose weight!" At this point the camera cuts to Jimmy Rave smiling in the back with a tee shirt that says #1 babyface as we can clearly see streams of tears rolling down his cheeks...... carving the word heel in his arm while shouting"IF RING KA KING WONT LET ME TURN HEEL...I'LL TURN HEEL ON MYSELF then hitting himself with a steel chair while masturbating only for the elusive kurt angle twitter hacker to wander into the locker room and...
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on May 15, 2012 1:54:08 GMT -5
cshouts "I WAS HACKED BY A DIFFERENT HACKER! IT WASN'T ME!!" he takes off his ski mask to reveal himself to be...
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Tiger Maskooo
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on May 15, 2012 1:58:56 GMT -5
claim "I WAS HACKED BY A DIFFERENT HACKER!" he takes off his ski mask to reveal himself to be... Jeremy Borash with his nose covered with a white substance talking about how his"whore wife took his kids"and how his new"main event...of the evening"is eating half spoilt cans of tuna while watching streamed episodes of greys anatomy in japanese and wondering if he'll ever be able to feel anything again other than the sorrow of being an impotent broken man whos been turned into a misanthrope due to the uncompromising brutal world that prompted his wife to tell him that she faked every orgasm she ever had which causes a nearby sympathetic and shocked recently hired to be a janitor petey williams to exclaim
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on May 15, 2012 2:10:12 GMT -5
"Egads!...Is that the gentleman Johnny saint?!" *The camera pans over to Saint wearing a sequin robe and looking amazing as we hear a faint gunshot which is ignored by everyone. Johnny tells everyone he is back with his newest rookie apprentice the young spry Jeremy Saggs. Saggs is wearing a pink and yellow camo singlet and grabs the mic and says ........
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Tiger Maskooo
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on May 15, 2012 2:20:00 GMT -5
Egads!...Is that the gentleman Johnny saint?! *The camera pans over to Saint wearing a sequin robe and looking amazing as we hear a faint gunshot which is ignored by everyone. Johnny tells everyone he is back with his newest rookie apprentice the young spry Jeremy Saggs. Saggs is wearing a pink and yellow camo singlet and grabs the mic and says ........ Welcome....Welcome is an invitation. I'm welcoming you to The Uk Kid Jeremy"Jerry"Saggs world. You see that out of shape charlatan Brian Knobbs was a recipent of that same invite but he saw the beautiful rugs of my world and decided to metaphorically unzip his trousers in a manner most befitting that of a ruffian and urinate his stream of yellow hatred all over it. You see brian...he was ungrateful. It's easy to see why. He falls into the sin of"sloth" He's a parasite! He also falls into the sin of"gluttony"for he is not slim and trim like the adonis jeremy saggs. He cared more about chasing the next meal than the tag team titles...so I did what he always probably actually wanted to do with him stuffing his face with that poisonous fattening food..I put him out of his blubbering misery. It felt good. So what i'm saying is thank you brian knobbs. No...Thank me. The Uk Kid Jeremy Saggs.Only for brian knobbs to wander in with a steel chair and..
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on May 15, 2012 2:30:14 GMT -5
Sit down and start reading the collective works of William Faulkner, this prompts Jeremy Borash (wrongly assumed dead) is now dressed as Robert Smith to enter the scene and cry hysterically and shout "It's all a sad empty abyss!!!" this prompts Abyss to come in as Joesph Parks wearing an abyss mask and ask where his sister is Abigale parks is.
During all this Brian knobs sadly passed away due to choking on a broom handle which he mistook for a twix bar....
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Tiger Maskooo
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on May 15, 2012 2:34:24 GMT -5
Sit down and start reading the collective works of William Faulkner, this prompts Jeresmy Borash is now dressed as Robert Smith to enter the frame and cry hysterically and shout "It's all a sad empty abyss!!!" this prompts Abyss to come in as Joesph Parks wearing an abyss mask and ask where his sister is Abigale parks. During all this Brian knobs sadly passed away due to choking on a broom handle which he mistook for a twix bar.... Prompting Sonjay Dutt to introduce himself as Sarah Mclachlan then singing "I will remember you"as a montage of brian knobbs great moments(all of which include him eating food)plays . This montage is briefly interupted when Petey Williams says"Sonjay" Sonjay says"Oh I'm sonjay dutt? Jeez. I forgot. I'm that irrelevant"before launching back into "I will remember you"and then fading into the background while waving ala stand by me. Then a locker opens revealing monty brown who is there because...
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Post by flatsdomino on May 15, 2012 2:40:03 GMT -5
Sit down and start reading the collective works of William Faulkner, this prompts Jeresmy Borash is now dressed as Robert Smith to enter the frame and cry hysterically and shout "It's all a sad empty abyss!!!" this prompts Abyss to come in as Joesph Parks wearing an abyss mask and ask where his sister is Abigale parks. During all this Brian knobs sadly passed away due to choking on a broom handle which he mistook for a twix bar.... Prompting Sonjay Dutt to introduce himself as Sarah Mclachlan then singing "I will remember you"as a montage of brian knobbs great moments(all of which include him eating food)plays . This montage is briefly interupted when Petey Williams says"Sonjay" Sonjay says"Oh I'm sonjay dutt? Jeez. I forgot. I'm that irrelevant"before launching back into "I will remember you"and then fading into the background while waving ala stand by me. Then a locker opens revealing monty brown who is there because... He's come from the future to warn the TNA locker room of the terrible events of the year 2019, where the company is bought by 4Kids Entertainment, who turn the show into a saturday morning Power Rangers/Yu-Gi-Oh-style show. Horrified, Chris Sabin volunteers to to the future to save the day, only when he and Monty arrive in 2019 they see the horrible sight of a card-based monster battle-themed TNA headlined by...
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on May 15, 2012 2:46:10 GMT -5
Prompting Sonjay Dutt to introduce himself as Sarah Mclachlan then singing "I will remember you"as a montage of brian knobbs great moments(all of which include him eating food)plays . This montage is briefly interupted when Petey Williams says"Sonjay" Sonjay says"Oh I'm sonjay dutt? Jeez. I forgot. I'm that irrelevant"before launching back into "I will remember you"and then fading into the background while waving ala stand by me. Then a locker opens revealing monty brown who is there because... He's come from the future to warn the TNA locker room of the terrible events of the year 2019, where the company is bought by 4Kids Entertainment, who turn the show into a saturday morning Power Rangers/Yu-Gi-Oh-style show. Horrified, Chris Sabin volunteers to to the future to save the day, only when he and Monty arrive in 2019 they see the horrible sight of a card-based monster battle-themed TNA headlined by... Lord Tomko-Sai a lord tensai rip off version of tomko who is possessed by a demonic octopus which moonlights in live action tentacle porn and A vaguely visible overly orange blob with a fu manchu moustache stapled on stretch marks where body parts used to be. Chris Sabin is devasted by this only shouting"MY GOD...THOSE DAMN DIRTY APES...THEYVE RUINED THE LORD TENSAI GIMMICK!" but monty brown has a plan...
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 15, 2012 18:32:43 GMT -5
And that plan is to hit Tomko-Sai with the biggest Pounce he's ever given. The force of the collision is so great it actually warps reality as we know it. As a result among other things Paul Heyman and Vince Russo switch personalities. As a result the past is somehow altered as TNA becomes WCW and WWE becomes XPW. Also Monty Brown implodes upon himself.
We cut to Vince Russo in his lavish office as he prepares to...
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Post by DSR on May 15, 2012 21:55:22 GMT -5
...inject steroids directly into his ass. He then immediately goes into a roid rage, and yells out that he's going to shoot on everybody!
He goes out to the ring, flexes his arms aggressively, before picking up a microphone.
He says "I" before he is cut off by the entrance music of...
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