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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 18:56:12 GMT -5
Raven clotheslines RAj in ther corner and the hits a bulldog out.
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AJ kicks out! Raven drops an elbow on the back of AJ's head. Raven whips AJ into the ropes and hits a powerslam!
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AJ kicks out again! Raven chokes AJ out until the ref gets him to back off. Raven then kicks AJ low and hits the Raven Effect!
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AJ kicks out! Raven can't believe it! Raven rolls to the outside and grabs a chair. The referee tries to disarm him but gets swatted aside. Raven lifts the chair about to bring it down on the head of AJ until Christy leaves her seat at ringside and to pull the chair from his grasp. Raven looks at Christy indignant. Raven then grabs Christy by the hair but Christy slaps him across the face. Shocked, Raven turns into the PELE! AJ then hiots the Styles Clash on Raven! AJ then goes to the apron and hits the springboard 450!
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JB: Here is your winner, AJ Styles!
Christy helps AJ to his feet and AJ gives her a hug. AJ then goes outside and clebrates with his family.
Tenay: Look pretty clear to me which choice AJ has made. West: Yeah, if you say so. Tenay: Nevertheless AJ has defeated Raven. The ordeal is finally over.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 19:00:13 GMT -5
*Samoa Joe and Taz quickly makes his way to the ring, Joe with a mic in hand.*
Two weeks back I took on Abyss in a #1 Contender's match for the World Title on this very big PPV. Obviously I didn't win, because if I did, I'd be preparing for the match. Then again, even if I did win I'd probably have spent the last few weeks being jumped by Eric Bischoff's minions at every possible opportunity. And since tonight's title match doesn't involve any one of them, a blind man could see that they're gonna do everything in their power to destroy the main event.
So, just like last month, I'm not gonna let that happen. Except this time around I'm not just gonna stand at ringside and wait for the screwjob. Bischoff, you might as well rally the troops and get your ass out here, because if you're not here in the next 5 minutes......I'll drag you out here a bloody mess.
*D'Angelo Dinero joins Samoa Joe in the ring, backed up by Gunner and Murphy.*
Pump the breaks there, Tubbs. You're gonna have to stop and let Pope Daddy make sure he heard you right just now. Not content to screw over one main event and cost The Pope his destiny, his rightful place at the pinnacle of the upper echelon of WCTNA's greatest, his throne atop the...
Do us all a favor, Pope. Either quit rambling and get to the point or shut the f*** up.
Boy, don't you DARE interrupt Pope ever again in your life!!!
*Joe gets in Pope's face.*
Or what?
*Gunner and Murphy move closer to Joe.*
Or Pope and his entourage give you a one-way trip outta the building on a stretcher, that's what.
That it? What, was Angle too busy to come help out? Hogan still can't walk? Beer Money too drunk backstage to give you a helping hand?
*Eric Bischoff comes out onto the stage.*
Hey! What exactly is going on out here?
Oh, we were just having a friendly chat, Bischoff. In fact, I think you ought to join us in the ring. Plenty of room down here. Looks like we were just about to get to the fun part of the "conversation."
*Bischoff walks to the bottom of the ramp but goes no further*
Now Joe, correct me if I'm wrong but you aren't actually booked tonight. So you have no business being out here. I have half a mind to remove you and your "advisor" from the ring, no, the building, right now!
You heard the boss, big boy. Hit the bricks. Pope's in no mood for a fight tonight.
You think I give a damn if you're "in a mood" for a fight? I didn't come out here for a match. I came out here to make sure that Jay Lethal get a fair fight tonight. Or if you need me to make things clearer, to make sure you and your goons don't show up in the main event.
Oh no. I'm not letting you ruin another world title match. Against All Odds was bad enough. I'm not letting you get involved again.
Sing it, brother!!!
Are you even listening, Bischoff? You think we give a damn if you're gonna "let" Joe get involved? Because you sure didn't "let" Joe get involved last time, and everything went right that night.
BULLS***, IT WENT RIGHT!!! YOU MOTHERF***ERS COST ME MY TITLE!!!
Ooh, looks like you struck a nerve, Taz. He's not speaking in third person anymore.
You know something joe, the only reason I didn't fire you for your actions at Against All Odds was because Jeff Jarrett went to the WCTNA board of directors and whined and complained until they waived any action against you just to shut him up. But here's a newsflash. Jeff Jarrett isn't here. Nobody has seen him since Kurt Angle took him out last month. So if you don't get out this arena right now, there will be consequences.
Go ahead. Fire me. I don't give a damn.
The only difference between Joe being employed here and Joe not being employed here is it's easier to predict when he's gonna jump your minions if you know he's backstage.
You really think I won't do it? Well as a man used to say, and by the way, good luck begging him for a job, you're fir...
Whoa, whoa, hold up, E. That's a mistake, brother.
*Bischoff looks at Pope confused.*
Ah, come on, man. You heard ol' Joe over here. He came here for a fight, didn't he? Well, Pope don't see any reason we can't oblige.
*Murphy charges but gets clotheslined by Joe. Joe goes for Dinero but Gunner attacks him and Dinero slips out of the ring. Gunner goes to whip Joe but Joe reverses it into a belly-to-belly suplex. Dinero then whacks Joe in the back with a chair. Joe gets up and Dinero levels him with another shot to the head. Gunner and Murphy pull Joe up and Dinero lays the chair on the mat. Dinero then hits the Pope's Blessing on Joe, driving him face first into the chair. With Joe incapacitated, Bischoff enters the ring and stand over Joe.*
You know, Pope does bring up a point. D'Angelo Dinero never got a fair rematch thanks to you. So he's gonna get one tonight. I'm adding him to the main event. It'll be Jay Lethal v Abyss v D'Angelo Dinero! As for you Joe, you're suspended. Indefinately. If you show up in the iMPACT Zone during your suspension you'll be fired and arrested for trespassing.
You know, it almost brings a tear to Pope's eye to finally see justice done. Isn't it great to see everything work out fair, Joey?
Huh, guess you're not in the mood to chat right now. Shame, really. You'd be happy with things going the way they are.
*Bischoff, Dinero, Gunner and Murphy stand triumphant over Joe. Pope turns to Taz, standing in the corner and contemplating the situation, picking up Joe's discarded mic.*
Oh, uh...you can go ahead and leave, old man. You may be the mouthpiece for this fat sack of crap, but Pope doesn't believe in attacking a cripple.
I can't believe I'm about to do this.
What, walk away? No shame in it, old man.
*Pope turns back to Joe to gloat some more.*
Nah. What's probably the dumbest thing I could do right now.
*Taz catches D'Angelo Dinero in the Tazmission!!! Gunner attacks Taz, causing him to release the hold. Gunner then grabs Taz and hits a powerbomb on him. Murphy goes up top as Gunner lifts Taz up into a sidewalk slam. Murphy comes off with an elbow.*
What do you think, Pope? Has he had enough?
Oh, no. Hell no! Get this fool up one more time!
*Gunner and Murphy pick up Taz by each arm and hold him.*
Who the hell do you think you are, ya old bastard? Pope gives you the chance to walk away and that's what you do?!? You outta your damn mind?!?
*Pope punches Taz in the face a few times.*
You could've just left. Now, Pope's gotta do you one even worse than we did Joe. Turn him around.
*Gunner and Murphy do so, and Pope backs up to the ropes.*
YA BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF, YA DUMBASS BASTARD!!!
*Dinero charges and hits the Pope Mobile on Taz, his knees connecting directly with Taz's surgically repaired neck! Pope picks up the mic again and stands over Samoa Joe, furious.*
Make sure this fool gets a tape of tonight. THIS is what happens when you f*** with D'Angelo Dinero. You might as well not even come back, fat man, cuz Pope's just gonna do it again when you do.
Taz, it looks like you're just another victim of your next World Heavyweight Champion.
*Eric Bischoff grins broadly as Dinero's music plays. EMTs come down to get joe and Taz out of the ring as Dinero poses over them with Gunner and Muprhy.*
West: You heard it, Mike. Your next world champion right there. Tenay: This is disgusting. Dinero takes out Joe and Taz, then he gets a spot in a match he wasn't even supposed to be in. West: It's his rightful rematch. Joe ruined the first one so it's only fair. Tenay: You call this fair? Let's go to the back.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 19:04:40 GMT -5
So, these are my opponents tonight?
The Hanrdy, two snot nosed punks who think they own the Carolinas, well, I got news for you, The Carolinas are MY turf, boys, and they always will be.
Shelley and Sabin, a couple of toddlers with stupid haircuts who think they're real wrestlers because they can do little flippys, but don't know the first thing about real technical skill.
Eric Young, you're lucky I was raised not to make fun of the mentally challenged.
And last and least, A DAMN FISH!!!!!
I'm not even going to waste my breath explaining why I'm going to beat these little boys and win Ultimate X tonight, because the reason is obvious.
BECAUSE I'M RIC FLAIR!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 19:06:42 GMT -5
That damn fish is the next damn Champion, dammit!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 19:06:55 GMT -5
*Eric Young is preparing for his match in the locker room when Becky Bayless enters.*
Hey!
Hey. What's up?
Just came to see how our X Division Champion is doing before he goes out there and retains the title.
Nice to hear one of us is so confident.
Are you...
No. Are people ever gonna stop saying that?
Well, you were a depressed wreck for months. People are gonna give you shit about it.
Yeah, yeah. I'm not being a sad sack about tonight's match, though, don't worry. I'm just being realistic. I mean, A. I've gotta defend the belt in an Ultimate X match, and 2. I've gotta do said title defense against...let's see....six other guys.
Oh, relax. Taking on six guys at once is easy.
I don't.....wait, what?!?
What?
You just said...
I was kidding!
Oh. Well, I've heard some people talk.
...what kind of people?
The, uh....the Daffney kind of people.
And you believed her?
Not really, no.
Sure sounds like you did!
Every once in a while she says something true, even if it sounds like more of her demented crock.
Still...that's not true.
Okay, I believe you!
Okay!
...you know, I'm not really feeling this.
Huh?
This risque comedy. I mean, I got the serious thing down, and got a title for it. I think I've had a pretty good run so far, and I know I'm gonna keep it going. But I don't know if it's working out. I kinda miss the old days when I was an idiot goofball. Things were a lot easier back then.
So you want to go back to being a joke?
Hell, no. But I would like to have a little fun soon. All this stuff with these serious title defenses and this Raven crap is starting to grate.
To be honest, I kinda expected something like this. Go check your locker.
Hm?
*EY goes to his locker and opens it to reveal the Super Eric costume.*
..........not what I had in mind.
Well, it's the thought that counts, right?
Yeah, I guess. I'm gonna go do that whole "title defending, taking on six guys" thing now.
You're gonna take down each and every one of 'em. But I'd bring some Vaseline just in case.
.....still not funny.
You just have a weird sense of humor.
I have the weird sense of humor?
Considering you used to wear THAT to the ring, I think the answer is obvious.
...shut up.
*EY exits the locker room, then comes back and goes to the locker.*
Forget something?
...I kinda want to take the cape.
*Becky laughs.*
See? Knew that was what you needed.
Yeah, yeah. Time to go kick some ass.
Go get 'em, champ.
*EY tries to leave again, but Becky stops him.*
Hold on.
What's up now?
*Becky grabs EY and kisses him.*
For good luck. You keep the belt tonight and there's a lot more where that came from.
...yeah, definitely time to go kick some ass.
*EY heads to the ring with a determined look on his face.*
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Post by The Tank on Mar 11, 2011 19:07:11 GMT -5
Hey, the retard doesn't plan dropping the title any time soon, fish boy.
.....wait.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 11, 2011 19:10:17 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is an Ultimate X match for the WCTNA X Divison Championship!
JB: Introducing the challengers, first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 236 pounds, Matt Hardy!
JB: From Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 245 pounds, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair!
JB: From Detroit, Michigan, weighing 215 pounds, Alex Shelley! And weighing 205 pounds, Chris Sabin!
JB: From The Deep Blue Sea, weighing 205 pounds, Shark Boy!
JB: From Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 215 pounds, Jeff Hardy!
JB: And from Nashville, Tennesse, weighing 225 pounds, he is the WCTNA X Divsion Champion, Eric Young!
Tenay: Eric Young has been on a tear so far as X Division champion but he faces his toughest test tonight. West: Well he has to defend against both Hardys and both Machine Guns. Tenay: As well as Shark Boy and the legendary Nature Boy Ric Flair. West: Yeah, I don't like those odds.
WCTNA X Division Championship Ultimate X Match Eric Young v Alex Shelley v Chris Sabin v Shark Boy v Ric Flair v Jeff Hardy v Matt Hardy 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Mar 11, 2011 19:10:37 GMT -5
Eric Young takes a ladder out from under the ring and levels every other participant in the match with it. FOR HONOR!!! ......okay, fine. Not for honor. FOR ERIC YOUNG GETTING SOME!!!!! A cause I'm sure we can all get behind.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 19:11:44 GMT -5
Matt Hardy with a Nostalgic Leg Drop off the ladder on Young
....Because if Matt can't get any, then damn if Eric does!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 19:11:49 GMT -5
Shark Boy hit's Flair with the Shark Bite, then swims over to do something fishy to Sabin!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 11, 2011 19:12:19 GMT -5
Flair hits that DAMN FISH Shark Boy with a fishermans suplex.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 11, 2011 19:13:21 GMT -5
Everyone's just gonna vote for themselves here.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 19:13:50 GMT -5
I'm thinking PN will have to break the tie here.
...I love PN.
In a totally manly, bro kinda way. Of course.
*Slips PN $50*
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Mar 11, 2011 19:13:43 GMT -5
Eric Young and the Guns with the ASCSEY Rush, followed by the champ hitting some sort of knee based backbreaker. (Vote for EY)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 19:14:15 GMT -5
Everyone's just gonna vote for themselves here. Gee, ya think?
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Post by The Tank on Mar 11, 2011 19:15:09 GMT -5
Karmic Knight, do me a favor and take someone on Smackdown.
That way I can make him/her the champion of everything.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 11, 2011 19:19:31 GMT -5
The Guns hit stereo superkicks on The Hardy's, only to have Eric Young hit an elbow drop off the top! (Vote for Young)
Man, I really need to get back into the swing of things here. Which reminds me, M, there's a promo coming your way.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 11, 2011 19:20:40 GMT -5
Even if you win, you'll still be A DAMN FISH!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 19:22:19 GMT -5
Even if you win, you'll still be A DAMN FISH!!!!!! And your a crazy old coot who should've hung it up twenty five years ago!Shark Boy sticks out his tongue, then Shark Attack's one of the Hardys.
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Post by The Tank on Mar 11, 2011 19:23:00 GMT -5
Shark Boy vs. Ric Flair = Feud of the millennium.
You two really need to continue this.
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